😂🤣😂 1.4k members $200 and a gift card to Subway™...that's Nigel's final offer 3 Jews who succeeded where Ant failed $5k bounty 6’1 A A badass visit to the dentist A big day! Congratulations Joe! :) A Boy named Colleen A breakdown of recent events and summary of the current situation. A breakdown of recent events and summary of the current situation. A cow by any other name A Cumia family reunion A Day in the Life A detailed breakdown of recent events and summary of the current situation. AGAIN??? Again? Jesus Fucking Christ, Karen! Age. Agent 007 IQ. Aids.Toe Trigger.Susan Smith Ain't It Fun? A Joe Cumia Haiku A lesson in insanity: comments from a disturbed mind/someone trying really hard to sound smart All my old comments got like thousands of likes. All the Bovine talk always makes me think of Frank Reynolds saying Bovine Joni Almost to 1,000 in 24 hours. Nice work bovine brain. Alternate timeline. Always watching AMA Request: World renown guitarist James Hefner American Psychow Amidst the James Hefner hilarity, let us not forget that Joe's middle name is COLLEEN An Army-educated former serviceman tells you "How to form a successful tribute band and quit your day job". They're booked for months and months to come! © Future Publishing Limited Quay House, The Ambury, Bath BA1 1UA. All rights reserved. England and Wales company registration number 2008885. An artist's rendition of two racist, misogynist, homophobic, card-carrying pedophile supremacists Andrew luck A new identity is usually reserved for witnesses avoiding murder, but Joe is just really unlikable Another backup. Anth after his first visit with Sue Anth after his first visit with Sue Anth once talked his mom into co-signing a Chevy Monza for himself.... Anthony bragging that he knows FBI agents and probably has a boner Anthony Cumia and his pals laughing at the O&A subreddit [Classic from the original sub] Anthony gets a mention Anthony was tweeting at 5:52am EDT Ant wants to bring your young daughter up to "The big leagues"! Anyone superglue their dick hole shut A "One Man Band" that sounds like 3 musicians.....on the fly A photo of you know who learning that a his DCMAs aren’t effective. A real gem Are you on twitter replying to Anthony with Nana-facts? Arnold is the this sub (or whatever l sub we end up on) and bovine Brain is the young blonde Artists with more dignity than Joe 1/1000000 As a welcome to our new home, let us all listen to the sacred passages of our savior, St. Mel. Blessed be his holy name. As a welcome to our new home, let us listen to the sacred passages of our savior, St. Mel. Blessed be his name. Ashkenazi Faggot Ashkenazi Faggot A thirst that can never be quenched. ATTN ALL CAUCASIANS: August 31st is Terry Clifford's Birthday Ballad of Gay Tony BATTLE STATIONS, MEN: Report now! Beefers? Begging my brother for money Fa-la-la-la-la.... Beige Frequency Joe Cumia Documentary Part 1 Best friends forever Jeffrey Hollander (Kurt Love) and Joey Colleen Cumia (James Hefner) ride off together holding hands after being caught in Anthony Cumias jacuzzi molesting children and having "KP" on all phones and laptops. Better guitarists, musicians and infinitely more heterosexual than Joey Cumia 1/508439 Better guitar players than James Hefner/Joseph Cumia Bigger monsters than Epstein 002/1666 Blue Öyster Hef/Cum BOC guy looks so thrilled to be standing next to the legendairy James Hefner. "BooHoo!!! Did you baby-boys lose another sub? That's what you scuuuumbags get for messing with The Worm and The Cow." Boom, roasted Both Cumia boys have destroyed their personal and professional lives in the name of “owning the libs”. BOVINE BRAIN Bowling for Behave Brother Joe and Compound Media pose for a pic! Brotherman, brotherman Brotherman saves a bunch of fawkin baby turtles from seagulls. Brothers who gave their mother a more dignified send off than Joe and Anthony did ♩♬ Buck Dharma's upset, Eric Bloom's enraged, as Allen Lanier is spinning in his grave ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♩♬ Buck Dharma's upset, Eric Bloom's enraged, as Allen Lanier is spinning in his grave ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Bud light is a disgusting watery beer for pussies Can someone photoshop Anthony's face on to this, maybe throw in a Twitter logo somewhere to really get the point across. Can someone set up a website that we can all go to that simply shows the name of the new sub when the current one gets shut down? Can we please just be done with reddit already? Carol saw a huge dent and twisted bumper on joes car Cbcn Cheer up, forgot about the old sub, & watch Colin Quinn's Red State/Blue State Ciao, il tuo messaggio su /r/italy è stato rimosso automaticamente poiché il tuo account è più giovane di 1 giorno. Se sei nuovo nella nostra comunità ti consigliamo di ambientarti e di aspettare solo fino a domani prima di contribuire Climbin’ up on Salisbury Steak Colin and Patrice, better times. Colin and Patrice, better times. Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Colleen, Blowing guys down at the big apple ranch COMP'D! COMPED! COMPED! Conspiracy theory(completely unfounded) Copyright: NOT Joe Cumia. Just putting that in the title for mods when this gets flagged. Cows will not replace us cows will not replace us CQ telling stories about going on tour with Beetlejuice Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women! Cuckold Cumia posing happily next to two people he despises Dear God, please kill Kyle. Amen. Dear James Definition of FAGGOT did George Carlton inspire you to do this as well, faggot? did George Charlton inspire you to do this as well, faggot? Die Monster! Die Monster! Does anyone have the cockstar poster? Does anyone have the link to that Joe Cumia documentary? I am trying to explain to my friend how he is just pure comedic gold Does anyone know jamie dlux Does Entertainment Unlimited by Ted Fass know that they're really working with notorious racist Joe Cumia who is going by the alias James Hefner of the James Hefner Solo Trio? Does James Hefner dress up in a fire hydrant costume and wait for all the neighborhood dogs to urinate on him for perverse sexual reasons? Does Nigger Joe know about this place yet? Does Reddit ban users who file false DMCAs? Isn't it clear Joe is wasting their time? Dont forget to feed your nana Don't fuck this up, guys "Double down!" -- "What?" -- "You always double down!" -- "I know, but this is a felony." -- "If you don't look like you know what you're doing..." Do you guys think Joe Cumia was surprised when the James Hefner shit got found out? Duuuuuuuude, I'm playing second fiddle to a bunch of lady comics, duuuuuuude Elmer Spud Embarrassing Entertainment Unlimited? Hi, this is Donna from Majestic Holdings Epstein child sex-ring discovery. Even 30 years after your death there will be dozens of us still enjoying the occasional laugh when reminded of your many blunders. You may have failed as a brother, a soldier, a musician and a father... but at least you made us laugh. Even the Reddit DMCA mods agree with us Everyone knows Old Jenkem JamesH EVERYTHING comp'd EVERYTHING comp'd: redux EVERYTHING IS FINE Face it, this sub will never die Face of failure Fact: This is the second time in a week we got the sub back to 1200 in 48 hours from James Hefner's false DMCA claims. Fact: This is the second time we got the sub back to 1200 in 48 hours due to James Hefner's false DMCA claims. Faggot. Faggot. Faggot Jew Wannabe Nigger Failures doing what failures do Fake Happy - Paramore Fat Idiot Fat Joe in Amici's playing for Old People Fat Joe sitting in the corner Fat tub of shit has a poster of himself with his awful “younger looking” face. This Hefner guy stinks. Fat tub of shit has a poster of himself with his awful “young looking” photoshopped face. What a retard this Hefner fella is. Fat tub of shit has a poster of his awful “younger looking” altered photograph. Feed Hefner Feed Nana Feed Nana #FeedNana Fellas, we should just give up. They're never going to stop and the community keeps shrinking. Finally got some Klonopin Fix bayonettes! Former famous pedophile with a criminal record, known for eating five-dollar footlongs For those looking for definitive proof that Anthony's parody account is really him, his sister DDRoxxx fucked up on Twitter. For those looking for definitive proof that Anthony's parody account is really him, his sister fucked up on Twitter today. Founder of the Opie & Anthony show, Anthony Cumia's Brother and world famous musician Joe "Brother Joe" "James Hefner" Cumia sent us modmail today! From soup to nuts, Joe does it all. From the old sub From the producers of "Where's my gun?"... Fuck Anthony and his glow in the dark nigger friends Fucking Joey Fuck Pat Duffy Fucks around on weekends, lives off his brother, his ugly wife does his laundry and bullshits 24/7 on Reddit. This nigga is a true PIMP!! Gee that's a nice way of saying "I've been kicked out of a lot of bands" Gentlemen, I have struck gold. Dug up this photoshops collection from the original sub. Getting Joe involved in serious legal trouble will be a greater sub achievement than all our previous feats combined. Ghoul (1990) Ghouls. Give joe a baby ruth so he can be our friend so he will stop filling bogus DMCAs Give joe a baby ruth so he will stop filling bogus DMCAs GO AWFF KWEEN!! good news everyone Got a little bumpy coming out of the weather (in the air as I write this) and the flight attendant looks at me and says to the cabin, "We had to go through this stuff to come pick you guys up, just hang in there, everything is going to be ok"... I had to flash her this look: Got offeeeended by Alzheimers and boycotted his mother Great Ideas from the Mind of a Cumia HAAHAAHAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOLLLLLEEEEEEEE SHIIIIIITTTTT HAHAHA!!! He’s dancing to hip-hop without a shirt on! And he’s fat! ROTMFFLMMFAO!!! HA HA! HO LEE SHIT! We’re having a great time and they HATE that!!! HAHA, HOOLY SHIT! HAHA HOOOLY SHIT! HAH HLS! Look at Old stupid Joey Cumia from the first second he is looking like a buffoon. 1:27 no one in he crowd is liking the show or sings along after Bonos hack move. What moos buy tickets to see JoeyH and his band of flunkies? Has Edge ever taken the stage in basketball shorts and durag? Remember, this is a tribute band, not a cover band, because they dress up like the real band! Has this ever been addressed? Headliner Hearing the enemy has regrouped, Warrior JoeH sweeps back into action. Hearing the enemy has regrouped, Warrior JoeH swoops back into action. Hefner. James Hefner. Hefner. James Hefner. Hello & welcome! let's put up some numbahs. Here's how Anthony Cumia looked the year you were born! Here ya go, Joey and AntH He's at it again Hey guys is this WWE's Sam Roberts throwing around the N word like that? Hey guys I’ve been away for a few months hard at work. Joe proudly proclaimed he was going to lose 40 lbs in a month or whatever. Just want to know how that went. Thanks! Hey James. Hope you see this while you are breaking the law. Good day sir Hey Joe, we're still here and you're still a self hating gay black man who drinks child spit at the Big Apple Ranch with Kurt Love. Hey Joe, we're still here and you're still a self hating gay black man who drinks child spit at The Big Apple Ranch with Kurt Love hey there sexy the name is ColleenH Hefer, nice to meet ya! Hi, I'm James Heifer. Mooo! Hilarious Kiwi Farms thread on Bro Joe for anyone who hasn't seen it. How Cumia makes money off other people's intellectual property, yet files false dmca claims How did we not know this place exists? I found it linked from the interrobang, and the disappointment set in when it is proudly MelBETA. I will continue the search for the holy words of the MelALPHA. Blowjobs BEFORE the jacuzzi, brothers. How do you post pictures using the Reddit app without getting that stupid NP warning? How Joe Cumia views himself as James Hefner How likely is it that that corny faggot Thomas Daly is behind all the sub shutdowns? How long until resident pedophile Joe Cumia is back here lurking? How to post picture? I acknowledge that we may have been overly rude to Joe Cumia so I vow to stop making fun of him. I actually miss the good old times. I almost went over the edge that night, man. I genuinely saw myself going to a dark place. I like Artie but *lipsmack* he literally almost motherfuckered me. I am a 36-year-old man, married with two children. I am and will forever be and O and A pest, and if you no longer will that is pathetic. I bet he tells the one about the train in Russia...he is THE MACHINE! I bleak look into an alternate universe where a rapist and a fatty switched lives. I CAN FEEEEL HIM CUMMING IN MY EYES TONIIIIGHT, OH LAAAWD -James Hefner I can get it down my gullet about this far I can't let this go cause this sums up Joe perfectly. At 43:15 this guy said he beat a polygraph by staring at a doorknob. Phony and a liar. I can’t tell which is better between this and Ain’t it Fun?! I decided to drink Everclear tonight. “I did a few things that sexually EHFENDED some children.” I don't remember a single time antH took a second to plug the guest's gig. If a team of neurologists, psychiatrists, and psychoanalysts were to study Joe, what do you think their prognosis would be? If I ever find out I'm dying, I'm going to kill Joe and Anthony Cumia. If Joe Cumia is “just a humble guitarist from Long Island”, then who is James Hefner? If Nana's company is so successful why do his employees make less than McDonald's employees? If that booking page for james heifer was bombarded by spam requests for 2u performances, that would really disrupt joes ability to perform. If this sub goes down follow r/CorradoSoprano4 he's hilarious and he'll keep informed If we hold out for another week or two, we'll be closing in 2,000 subs. Just like the old sub. If we're just going to get banned anyway why are we still modding Fatrick posts? if you actually think Thomas Daly had anything to do with the subreddits being banned you're a retarded gullible fag and you should be fucking embarrassed If you have a few hours, listen to The Caretaker sequence of albums about dementia. It will give you a glimpse into the mental hellscape experienced by Ro Cumia as she slowly withered away, abandoned by her own offspring, who she did nothing but love. If you post any photos and videos of Joe and Anthony, make sure they're Fair Use. I know Reddit's copyright rules are apparently totally arbitrary and inconsistent, but just use comment sense. If you post any photos and videos of Joe and Anthony, make sure they're Fair Use. I know Reddit's copyright rules are apparently totally arbitrary and inconsistent, but just use common sense. I Go on Vacation for a Week & You Guyz is Gone I guess Joe must’ve been hanging around in Huntington last night... I hate Italians I have a question about Mr. Hefner... I have it on high authority that James Hefner and Joe Cum have tried to blow each other on several occasions. I have missed you guys i have to admit i am VERY happy/impressed/horrified by your/ all's/mine UNMATCHED dedication/misery/hatred TO tease/troll/call out A gay/fat/bald welfare leech/nigger into insanity without missing a beat I just noticed I had a DMCA from 60 year old fatso for a picture of Anthony and a fan taken from a fans Twitter. That's fucking illegal. I just turned the corner on Joey Q-mia I know Hansen isn't what he used to be, but he agreed to investigate an IRL streamer watched by 200 people. We could absolutely get him to cover Ant. I like to imagine a sub that doesn't mention Joe by name and how he would confuse the people around him by complaining about redditards verbally abusing cows that were supposed to be him I'll just leave this here... Images that make 🐜H and ☕H cry in pain. Imagine if Nana would have just retired from "the public eye". Imagine searching your name and seeing your associated with “fag.” I’m Anthony Cumia’s brother. Does anyone have anything to say to me? "I’m done. You may believe otherwise but, my play is finished here. HE BROKE YOUR TOY. You now have nothing." - What's your favourite time Chomo Moomia tried to leave with some dignity?? I mean...Hefner...Heffer? I mean, I don't know what to tell yuz..He's a phony..His whole family's a phony..He's gonna die a fucking phony "I'm James Hefner, I know Joe Cumia, Anthony Cumia's brother. Does anybody have something they wanna say to me, so I can say it to him? "I'm James Hefner, I know Joe Cumia, Anthony Cumia's brother. Does anybody have something they wanna say to me, so I can say it to him?" I’m James Hefner’s manager, Derek from Texas. James does not fucking know anyone named Joseph Cumia. I'm Joe Cumia's good friend and frequent house guest. Anyone have anything to say to me? "I'm not bald. I shave my head 'cause I like it, Redditard. I'M STILL HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssss In case the sub gets banned again, search "Joe cumia" and just go to latest In case you forgot, the best thing on this subreddit for a good while. Intellectual heavyweight James Hefner has tricked us again. "I play gigs you can’t find anymore. What does that tell you? Private and corporate. Big pay days." I really thought Bro Joe couldn't out do himself after the People's Court appearance, but this is honestly amazing. James Hefner? What in God's name is going through this man's head. I recently booked an upcoming gig or two with one of Joe’s bands at a venue(s) I don’t really work for by spoofing my phone and email credentials. “I run my band like a military operation!” "I run my band like a military operation." Is anyone chronicling the history of the O&A subreddits? Is Joe the irl Sisyphus? Punished for his self-aggrandization and deceitfulness by pushing a boulder up a hill only for it to roll down when it nears the top, repeating this action for eternity. The sub is Joe's boulder. Nice accurate Greek mythological representation, stupid. Isn't it funny that bovine Joe is also a lolcow? Is the next sub ready to go? Is this a children's show? Is this a children's show? Is this Joe Cumia or James Hefner? I’m confused and don’t know dick about the internet. IS THIS THE NEW O&A SUB??!! 🙄🤔 Is vos playing dumb here or is he that dumb? I think a certain fat, mentally ill, retarded shut-in female's sub should be a place to post as many Joe Cumia pics as possible, you know for archival purposes. I think it's time to play a little offense fellas. I thought the last sub was above board. How did it get shut down? I thought we were men (and lady) of action? I thought you freaks might get a kick out of this. I just laaaaughed and laaaughed It's almost Friday! I hope everyone is having a great week It’s a me, Anthony. It smells weird in here. I've been called sexy. I’ve got a message for Joe Cumia I was at work and saw this and almost cried and I pulled my barbie rig over. As a war vet, this stabbed me to my soul. So i picked it up and used it as a learning opportunity for Layla telling her how this is why America is the greatest country in the world and NEVER to DISRESPECT a flag. I wish he'd do Ritchie Valens, The Big Bopper, and Buddy Holly's final big hit. I wonder what the top youtube result for "James Hefner Solo Trio" is... James and Joe, up to their old tricks James considers himself a humble guitarist and in the same breath considers 2U The best U2 tribute band in the world. James Hefner James Hefner AKA Tyler Durrrrrden James Hefner always gets the girl James Hefner appreciates Dawn Cumia james hefner crushing it James Hefner didn't visit Joe Cumia's mother for 5 years when she was dying James Hefner Facetimed himself while driving his daughter to school with one hand. What a narcissistic terrible father. James Hefner? I bought tickets for Brother Joe! I guess this is OK... "James Hefner" is proof enough that we won, folks. James Hefner is under the “small configurations” heading at Ted Fass entertainment. James Hefner / Joe Cumia / Brother Joe is here James Hefner = Joe's new business alias and how he dox'd himself again James Hefner = Joe's new business alias and how he dox'd himself again James Hefner loves black men James Hefner merch. James Hefner regularly eats washed up barfly Carol Hefner's prolapsed disgusting asshole James Hefner runs his cosplay groups like a “military operation” but he can’t get his daughter to school on time James Hefner runs his tribute band like a military operation. Don’t ask don’t tell. James Hefner's agent is the real MVP James Hefner, sex God James Hefner's other band "one man quad show" James Hefner sounds like Jenkem Huffer James Hefner's Rush tribute band - 2112 James Hefners who are a pillar of the community. James Hefner è un finocchio negro JamesH Hefner promoting his favorite beverage, which is required at each gig James is hilarious. Really pounded this guy. Funny thread. James is Hilarious. Really Pounded This Guy. Funny Thread. "James? Joe??!" James Randi Has Passed Away .... Jim breaks the news to Anthony....Roe suffered a fatality. JimmyH Jimmy Hefner here. Well kiddos, I guess the jig is up for your little sub here. My ol' friend JoeyH asked me to take care of his little problems here; nothin' personnel, genuinely. I would tell you all if it was. Jimmy Hefner here. Well kiddos, I guess the jig is up for your little subreddit "humor". My ol' friend JoeyH asked me to take care of his "little pest problem" myself; nothin' personnel, genuinely. I would tell you all if it was. Jimmy Hefner sounds awfully close to Jeffery Hollander Jimmy performs at the Gene Simmons roast Jim Norton Jim Norton has a girlfriend Joe can't make lentils like we do Joe Colleen Cumia is a violent white supremacist Joe cumia Joe Cumia (alias James Hefner, alias Buck Em’ in The Ass Joe) when he gets a served his subpoena for making false DMCAs. Joe Cumia can’t swim Joe Cumia Day Joe Cumia drinks childspit. Here's undeniable proof Joe Cumia enjoys a victory beverage. Joe Cumia gets zero respect. He epitomizes fraud. Pathetic high school dropout loser. Joe cumia has an almost paid off duplex. Joe Cumia is a bloody fruitloop Joe Cumia is a faggot. Joe Cumia is a fucking faggot pedophile. Joe Cumia is a fucking faggot pedophile. Joe Cumia is legitimately a homosexual. Joe Cumia is not a flattering name to search on a Global scale. Joe Cumia is slandering this poor man's name. James A. Hefner was an African American hero. Joe Cumia/James Hefner claimed to be a member of "The Good Rats". It is his only credit big enough to warrant a Wikipedia page. Amazingly, he's not on it... but 30 other guys are. Joe Cumia / James Hefner is a disgrace to the African American community. Joe Cumia/James Hefner = PATHETIC LOSER Joe Cumia Life Achievements Joe Cumia? No, the name is James Hefner. Joe Cumia puts more effort into this sub than visiting his mother or getting his kid to school on time Joe Cumias a Bovine Joe Cumias dad was a cowboy who gave men blow jobs Joe Cumia: the dog Joe DMCA'd the pictures of the James Hefner reveal, claiming copyright ownership of screenshots taken from two other peoples' personal computers. Joe, do you know how we figured out you were James Hefner? Joe eagerly waiting at a Big Apple glory hole. Joe entertains old people Joe finally got a real job, an advertising gig. Joe forced to become Buckethead tribute act Joe has to keep his schedule private because he's Joe Cumia. But the rest of his band doesn't... Joe hiding amongst the sub Joeh: "I shut The Pests™ down, where's that $5,000 bounty?" Anth: "AHA HA HA! I thought we agreed on an ear scratch!" Joeh: "...oh, yeah. Yeah. That's right." Joe, if your end game is for me to lose my job then just keep doing what you are doing. Joe is 60 with bad health and bad genetics. Whenever he croaks, we should leave screenshots of his tweets and Reddit posts, on his grave. Joe is a fucking retard Joe is fat with breasts like woman Joe is making a lot of progress Joe is right about one thing, Dawn's perky ones are much nicer than Carols sun-dried saggers Joe is right about one thing, Dawn's tits are much nicer than Carol's sun-dried saggers Joe/James, I know you're reading this. Here's how you can stop all this unpleasantness. Joe Matarese's new tv show that he described as "An Official Comedy original series" in an attempt to get dullards to think it's from Comedy Central. He really is still so pathetic. Joe right after he gets his allowance (i.e. welfare) Joe’s entire political philosophy is based on rugged individualism, with an emphasis on traditional family values and limited government interference in the economy. Joeseph Colleen Cumia being misgendered Joe's face every time he sees the new sub Joe's father regrets sharing his name with his son Joe's imagination vs reality Joe's udders swing like two bowling balls in a pair of sweatsocks Joe tells the truth about his brother Joe thinks he’ll be able to remove all traces of his idiocy so his poor daughter won’t have to see it in a couple years. It’s his life’s mission now Joey, I need to squirt in the ladies room Joey lays down an excellent guitar riff Joe, YOU are responsible for Ant's next twitter banning. Joe you're a 60 year old tattle tale Joe you should wear this under your Walmart dress shirt with chains printed on it. Jooooe-eeey....hoooonnn-ey.... Jordan Peterson's thoughts on Joe Cumia Joseph Colleen Cumia: The Neighborhood Cum-Dumpster. Joseph Cumia is a member of the BOC Joseph Cumia/James Hefner is a senior citizen, and threatens online strangers with violence if they make fun of him. Joseph Cumia / James Hefner is in for a legal mess Joseph Cumia/James Hefner VS The Sub Jośe Moomia will never win. Judge Milian's reaction upon learning a senior citizen dresses up as another, more successful senior citizen, steals his songs, charges admission, demands food. Just got two DMCA take downs. Kyle is snitching. Kyles wife is a great big fat person "Laaaayla....got me on my knees, Layla..." LAAAYYYLAAA, I'm a fuckin' tool, LAYLA, forgot to drop you off at school, LAYLA, in the basement at Uncle AntH's with all the queers, LAYLA, we didn't visit Grandma Roe for the last 5 years, LAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYLLLLLAAAAAAAA Ladies and gentlemen: The one, the only, James Hefner Trio! LA ONDA IN JAIL. New sub onaCPM members that got an invite... Leech, racist, entitled, stupid, stolen valor, mediocre musician, poor excuse of a father. Who am I describing? Let us never forget: Jim Norton had to board an international flight to eat ladyboi sausage with his asshole. List of potential new pseudonyms for Joe now that James Hefner is ruined. LOOK, I know. It's forbidden. But god damn, guys... Low life Joe having to lie to his friends that he didnt make a Jack ass out of himself with BOC <<< The number of times Joe has stated "to enjoy ourselves because our days are numbered". Made a random viewer for imgur submissions from the old sub Mandatory repost—internation sex ring bust Mandatory repost—sex ring bust featuring many disturbing men of varying ethnicity Me & my bros ❤️ #lafamiglia Media Magnate Moody musician. More successful aliases than James Hefner More successful humans than Joe Cumia 1/833993894948282 Most boomers are now spending their days in retirement fixing up old cars, going on cruises or treating their grandkids to days out. Even the total loser ones have healthy pensions. Joe Cumia is 67 and spends all his time on social media taking selfies and writing boring stupid hot takes. mrw i find the new sub MRW I make up a fake name to outsmart those damn Redditors but end up making myself look like an even bigger retarded nigger. MRW the subs gets shut down, but already made a member of new sub without asking... mush is done Musicians infinitely more talented than Joe Cumia 1/∞ My name is James Hefner-Cumia Nana Nana's favorite game when she's done being fed Nana, we coming for you, Nigga! Neanderthal faggot (repost) Never forget that Geoffrey Arnold is a psychopath with rape fantasies and women ignore him because he's a midget New content to celebrate our new sub New content to celebrate our new subreddit New York City, Circa 1985 Nice alias, stupid Nice stage name, stupid. Nice waste of money on a horrible decision, stupid. Nigerian terrorist. Nigger Nike Hefner 2.0’s Ninja turtle mary jean only has 1 person at her 30th No effect on their lives. No effect on their lives. No resemblance whatsoever. Not a faggot. Not a faggot. Not a faggot. Not a pedophile No way 3 sharpies would be enough! Now THIS is how you play Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll. TAKE NOTE Now we're public: A legitimate, earnest, and serious note to Joseph Colleen Cumia, born 1959, residences excluded but suffice to say, it wouldn't be a Centereach if I wanted to head to the Forest Road or East to Northport because that place is the Clay Pitts! Obese fat body. Oh, Jamie OH NO!... THE COW GOT ME Oh shut the fuck up. You drive a Fiat and that’s your only connection to Italian culture. You wouldn’t know Dante from a black man’s taint. OH! SO SO SO I see, making fun of me is free speech? SO SO SO filing hundreds of false DMCAs in an attempt to save face is illegal? 9/11 = sandNiggers, Pearl Harbor = Japs, Ruining my life = Subreddit, see the PATTERN HERE? Oh, what's that? I was listening, really, you were talking about getting stabbed in the back? Sounds like they really motherfucked you guys. O 'n A CPM has been created One of the least talked about bits from the old O&A days. Those shock jocks are a buncha crazy dudes!! One of the most legendary bits from the SiriusXM days. Anthony would fellate a black man to orgasm, and then rant about crime statistics. Only a stupid cumia. Check the timeline and remind me again why Roe jr gets a pass. Opie still fucking stinks Our new home looks good, time for sharing the love brothaman! Out of my sight you crusty old bird. I've got redditards to destroy. Pack of niggers Pedophile James Hefner children spit facts Peering through the most active gloryhole at the Big Apple Ranch. People that intimidate Joe Cumia/James Hefner. People that intimidate Joe Cumia/James Hefner. People with less embarrassing aliases than Joe Cumia 1/∞ Played at Hillary Clinton fundraiser when she was running for president. Got to meet Bill Clinton, and talk health care with him, amongst other stuff, for a good 20 minutes. Please don't post that photo of the guy cradling his tiny, disappointing cock in his hand... Porsalin's animations Predator. "PS- We're so overdue for a vacation." Are you Colleen? What's wrong fat little fingers hurting from all the false DMCA you wet little HIV+ pussy fart Joey fuck off and die already coward. Pussay! Rare Joe Cum poster on the wall. I wonder how much Ant paid for it? Reactions to James Hefner (Joe Cumia) claiming hes not a pedophile Remember the Alamo ! Remember when joe got all pissed off about how a European dude was drinking his beer Reminder: Anthony Cumia fancies himself as a right-wing heavily armed vigilante type Reminder: Anthony Cumia is a self admitted pedophile Reminder: Bovine Brain's website of choice for stealthily promoting his gigs is patch.com Reminder: Cow goes "MOOOOO" Reminder: Flabby old meaty-breasted Joe thinks ctrl+alt+delete is a secret Windows trick Reminder: high school dropout Tony Two-Shirts thought his former classmates would be impressed by him bringing a bony teenage coke slut to his high school reunion Reminder, Hugh Bond is Dawn's husband, while James Hefner is her brother. Reminder: if Joe Cumia wore leather and got on all fours, baby cows would fight to suckle upon his massive bovine udders Reminder: Jim is going to leave his unspent millions to a Puerto Rican prostitute who refuses to have sex with him under any circumstances. Reminder: Jim Norton once freaked out and had to call multiple sponsors all because he saw a pot brownie. Reminder: Joe cannot articulate a single, simple point without writing an essay REMINDER: Joe Cumia 1. accidentally revealed he frequents gay bars 2. announced he tested positive for HIV once and ignored it. Reminder: Joe Cumia aka James Hefner is now in a cosplay band called The U2 Show. They play mostly in Virginia (because everyone in NY knows Joe is a bum). REMINDER: Joe Cumia calls his attached condo “Compound East”. No, seriously he fucking says that. Reminder: Joe Cumia embarrassed himself on newtork TV Reminder: Joe Cumia had a framed picture of Robert Di Nero in his house that he filmed himself smashing with a hammer after Di Nero said "Fuck Trump". Reminder: Joe Cumia ignored his sick mother for years but can’t stay away from us for more than a couple hours. Reminder: Joe Cumia is now legally required to list James Hefner as an alias on tax returns and legal documents. Reminder: Joe Cumia photoshops his photos to make him look younger and more attractive. Reminder: Joe Cumia wears diapers. Reminder: joe has been here since the late 90s Reminder: Joe once gloated about his diet results before he actually began the diet Reminder: lost in all the Joe fuss is the fact that Jim Norton once proclaimed his love for a huge-penised Scandinavian he/she Reminder: men who admitted to patronizing prostitutes were disgusted by Anthony Cumia's perversity Reminder: mods will ban you if you make posts about Danny Reminder: Moo Cow Joe legitimately though "Sons Of Anarchy" was the epitome of coolness REMINDER: Nana once gleefully mentioned a Tweet where a fan bragged about playing "turkey foot" with his 9 year-old niece. Opie was disgusted, but Nana sounded very much like he was titillated by the fan's action. REMINDER: Nana secretly visits these subs because he hates Brother Bovine, and cackles to himself reading our posts. REMINDER: Norton kept insisting his girlfriends to peg him in the butt Reminder: OJ was never in any danger of being 'lectric shocked Reminder: playing guitar is not that hard and literally thousands of complete retards do it REMINDER: Social media obsessed senior citizen Anthony Cumia prowled some random teenage girl's vine with nefarious intent. Reminder- Stupid Nigger Anthony started his "book" with this incredibly lazy error Reminder that about a year ago, /u/cerem86 started doing a James Hefner Solo Trio / Joe Cumia tribute act on a regular Reddit account (without being one of us) Reminder that Anthony made fun of the fact that Lady di's husband jumped in front of a train literally everytime she came in. Anthony also thinks that this place is out of line when it comes to his mother that he never visited while she was dying. Reminder that literally all of this could've been avoided if we had just listened to the fat drug addict and stopped talking about shitty sci-fi writers. Reminder that this sub did irreparable damage to Joe’s cosplay bands. Don’t let that lying piece of shit tell you different. Reminder that you can email Twitter support directly at [email protected]. You can let them know about accounts that are evading bans. Stay vigilant, brothermen. REMINDER: The number one search result when googling "Brother Joe" is a definition that tells it like it is. Reminder: The People's Court judge is Milian, while Joe is a mulignan REMINDER: The recipe for Old Joey's PROVEN weight loss meal is here. ANYONE CAN DO IT Reminder - There's no evidence of Brother Darkness being in the 82nd Airborne REMINDER: This image is STILL hilarious Reminder: Todd Pettengill of Scott & Todd "fame" is starting his own podcast next week. Reminder- Unathletic faggot. REMINDER: When your mother has a black boyfriend go to a subreddit of a radio show that got cancelled when you were 12 to get them to troll his fb. That'll show him! REMINDER: You can see all the embarrassing pictures and videos James is trying to scrub from the internet at... Reminiscences Republican Presidential Nominee Joe Walsh associating with a white nationalist racist Request: Anyone got that picture of Joe as Elmer Fudd and the sub as Bugs Bunny? REQUEST: Links to tweets from Anthony's latest twitter account that prove it's him Resthome Redux Rest in peace Roe Cumia. r/impyandjimpy RIP rip RIP r/onaxyz. It's with baby Qadan now. RIP r/onaxyz. It's with baby Qadan now. Rogan is such a douche r/onaCPM having the reunion cookout. We back together, y’all! Sabes qué compañero, tienes tu sombra de ojos, tienes tu lápiz labial, luego te pones un poco de rubor y boom ahora te embriagas. Sam Roberts is a talentless faggot. Sam's Gammy. Searched for ‘Joe Cumia’ and now I’m ova ‘ere now Second time posting this today, but We're Still Hilarious! She's a squirter She's a squirter She's a squirter ! She's a squirter She's a squirter She's a squirter Sidebar please? Since Rusty Shackelford took his identity i've been using James Hefner So I heard you Redditards talking shit about me. Solo trio Some interesting leaks from Thomas Daly’s Server Something very funny was just revealed about a certain author, over at the sub named after Jay Mohr's friend... "Sorry Dawn, but I don't have time to go visit. I've got more important things to do like play with my fake band and making online race-rants." SOULLLLLL GLOW So will my subpoena be coming from Joe Cumia or James Hefner? “So your mom died or was murdered or raped or??” BLINK BLINK BLINK BLINK Still not a bigger ass than Joe Cumia. Stupid queer has his own poster?! SUBPOENA Subpoenaed. Subpoena material Subs may come and go but Surrrprise surrrprise surrrprise... Sarge is gonna be real mad when he finds out I shoved the .50 cal up my ass. Testa di cazzo TFW your owner is an alcoholic, xanax-fueled, pedophile but you can't do anything about it because you're just a cat. Thanks for the invite, here's my "greatest hits" I guess. Not including the Joe propeller hat pic I made that the faggot Cumia actually copyright strike'd me for. The bovine lane The boVINES The “bunker” took a hit ... account suspended. RIP opieandanthony.com The current Google search results for Joe Cumia The definition of FAGGOT The Edge is an objectively shitty guitarist. Give any random retard a guitar and a delay pedal and you have The Edge. The flight attendant said we should brace ourselves for turbulence. I pointed to my hat and gave her THIS look The idea of Joe calling up the few venues left that consistently book him and having to explain that he's now working under an alias because he destroyed his reputation by being a retarded racist really warms my heart. The James Heffer Solo Acoustic Show The James Heifer custom Chinese guitar. Limited edition The kind of person Joe Cumia / James Hefner is: when the k*w* f*rms guy countered Joe's DMCA in a polite, civilized, proper manner, the first thing Joe did is try to dox his family. The level of conceit with this boomer sack of shit is hilarious. The man The Mooch is related to Anthony The Opie and Anthony Subreddit Simulator Theory: Instead of being bitten by a radioactive spider and becoming Spiderman, Joe Cumia ate radioactive paint chips and became Moo Cowmia. Discuss. Theory: Instead of being bitten by a radioactive spider and becoming Spiderman, young Joe Cumia ate radioactive lead paint chips and became Moo Cowmia. Discuss. Theory: JoeyH meant to make his alias "James Heifer" in an attempt to embrace the bovine joke but he was too stupid to use the right word. The people of Roslyn Heights, Long Island have the right to know the dangers their children face daily. The Poor Man's Jeffrey Epstein The Poor Man's Jeffrey Epstein The Pox That Will Doxx The previous sub was taken down an after I asked how to take Joe Cumia to court if you live in another state The reality of going to a James Hefner show There are only 37 Cumias in the entire country. At least 5% of all Cumias in America hate this sub. The "Wet-Brained Bandits", about to rob Kevin McCallister's house The Worms disdain for sports is one of his most hateful traits. Considering he attempts a sports podcast. The worm throughout history They are having a great time. We hate that. They can take our sub, they can take our accounts but they’ll never take our freedom! This Disguise isn't Fooling Anyone, Buddy! This from the man who wants to fuck 13 year olds This greasy wop thinks he's a white man. This greasy wop thinks he's a white man. This Heffner Fella Looks Familiar. Hitler. This is terrrriiiiibuuul This James Hefner reveal is making a nigga’s ribs hurt today This lawyer explains DMCA abuse and consequences. This man says he'd have sex with a 13 year old if it was legal. Has a problem with this? This Monday on Jim and Sam, the lovely Mary Jean will be stopping by... This never fails to make me laugh. This sub is all-powerful. This sub is like the Jews wondering the desert for 40 days and 40 nights. We need a Moses to lead us. This sub never dies This sub never fails to deliver me at least one good laugh a day. This sub will live forever This was not posted by Joseph Colleen Cumia and as such cannot be DMCA'd without his admission to being retarded Thomas daly is a pathetic queer that begs to be a mod thoughts? Time to ramp up the Cumia abuse Todd Pettengill is launching his own version of Compound Media. Tony listening to J&S TRADITIONAL. FAMILY. VALUES. True Love Try again, Joe Twitter shit post "Two things right up front: 1) Alzheimer's sucks and 2) I am not a pedophile." u/DOXXER100 hasn't posted in almost 2 days now, and a lot has happened: His alter ego has been revealed, and u/RamonFrunkis gave him the legal version of the old "You better stop, if you know what's good for you..." speech. All of this begs the question: How will Joe respond? Uh oh Joe, it's an unflattering picture of your nigger brother that you totally own the rights to. Better DMCA it! /u/MichaelRichardsBot and /u/patricktomlinson still, to this day, remain among the top bots on Reddit. U/RamonFrunkis: Joe didn’t listen. Now might be a good time to follow up on what you threatened you would do. U.S. Army 82nd Airborne Culinary Specialist in North Carolina poses with his "potato-peeler" [Circa 1980-1986] Useless Retarded Whore Username Very Rich And not a child molestor Vincent D'Onofrio bashing Fatrick. We have been wounded again...but We haven’t had more subs than AntH has had twitter accounts have we? "Well, from ’95 to ’98, my brother was on WAAF. So, I was on the welfare. And in '98 to '04, my brother was on WNEW. So, I was on the welfare. And then the 2000s, he was on XM. So, I was on the welfare. Moo." "We'll have a time such as will make the angels sing, my fine young squint. Ay, maybe we'll even kiss." WE NEED NEW VIDEO We need this nigga now more than ever We need to get nana’s twitter banned We're devils without a cause, and we're back We’re having a great time and Joe hates that. We’re not going to run out of subs you fucking idiot. We've made more original content in the few days this sub's existed than Joe Cumia has created in his entire life. We were warned. We will not get bested by a douchebag that references himself as Samcro Joe Wha happened to my pic of Joe blowing a white dude? What a fuckin maroon What are the chances Joe makes an alt and comes in here? “What can I get ‘ya, stupid?” What do you think Guy Oseary, the Jewish gentleman who manages U2 and runs Maverick Management, would say if he found out about James' fascination with Nazi Germany, his blatant hatred for non-whites and the amount of money he's generated using U2's catalog without ever obtaining a license to do so? What has gotten to Joe Cumia the most? What if James Hefner is the real guy and Joe Cumia is the disguise? What items do you think are in James Hefner's concert rider? What Joe feels when someone brings up Blue Öyster Cult What joH thinks is his biggest accomplishment in life is completely futile what slob is better looking? What’s up, Hef? What's with Puerto Ricans and blacks walking on the streets with their Bluetooth speakers on full blast? Do they actually think they're cool being in their thirties not having a car? "Whenever I go to the dentist, I ALWAYS pay cash! TAKE THAT, SNOWFLAKES!" When I get baker acted for suggesting alphabet companies and agencies are fucking with me, please show the judge this screengrab as proof that I am not delusional When Joe Cumia/James Hefner took the Army's ASVAB test, They gave him a grade of "Cannon Fodder" When Joe's carers take him outside (Carol, AntH etc.) do they have to take a shit bag and follow Joe around picking up his doodies and shout at him for getting too close to the road? When will they learn this is futile? Where do i go to contribute to the Prosecute Joe Cumia Fund? Where’s the photo of joe in an airplane pointing to his hat with his made up Facebook story Where's your tax returns Joe? Where we at with Evil David Letterman? Where we at with the whole Brendan Swabb/Toe Rogan debacle? While I love our honest community. There is a wrong we must right. We let a racist and a worm, cloud our judgement of a just family man. I'm not saying he has the best podcast out there. but he is worth a listen too, while you work, exercise, go to bed, drive, or whatever Who else is looking forward to the inevitable Solo Jamesxyz Hefnercpm Acoustic Show? Who keeps banning the subs? Who's Anthony Cumia? My name's James Hefner and I'm just here for a coffee. Why joe flunked high school reason 1/∞ Why the bovine failed highschool: reason 1/∞ With all the talk here being centered around James Hefner lately it's important to remember Wizard's Cleaning Would Jim Norton be fired if people complained that he sexualised ALL transpeople? Would you bang? www.onasubreddit.com will be updated regularly to point to current sub You ever make fun of someone so much in High School that you felt like they were your friend? You hear me Joe, Joe? Your Brother is a fucking whiny bitch queer faggot...you hear me you stupid fucking dolt "You know him well from the "Opie & Anthony Show" as Brother Joe. " You know that Bovine Brain dolt got his name from putting "James Bond" and "Hugh Hefner" together You learn something new every day. You redditards think you can just keep making new subs? I got news for you, PAL!!! That's a convicted child sodomizer that I am NOT willing to host in my reddish orange walled living room!!!