Does James Hefner dress up in a fire hydrant costume and wait for all the neighborhood dogs to urinate on him for perverse sexual reasons?

41  2019-08-24 by 60KAllowance

I gotsta know

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He has never denied it.

For a while I maintained that he never sucked a dick but now I’m convinced he takes it in the ass.

Spit, jenkem, now dog piss? This sick fuck has no limits.

He has committed himself to Satan.

Yes, 100% confirmed, folks.