I just went to Barnes and Noble and wiped boogers on random pages of all of Patrick's books.
41 7 comments 2019-09-21 Fatty-patty-3 (self.fatrick)
DO NOT have gay porn DVDs sent to Milwaukee Hooligans under Fatrick name
41 5 comments 2019-09-22 WillyCosby (self.fatrick)
Patrick S. Tomlinson charged with murder of Celebrity Chef & Comedian Carl Ruiz
40 15 comments 2019-09-22 JoeCumiaIsNotAPedo (self.fatrick)
I’m ova here now
39 8 comments 2019-09-20 Python_Jon
#Bummersofinstagram
38 16 comments 2019-09-22 Mintwa
Patrick claims to be such a progressive person but if you scroll through his Instagram you'll see that he only takes pictures with white people. #racistsofinstagram
37 11 comments 2019-09-22 Fatty-patty-3
Dr. Steve handing P-Titty yet another L. Diagnosis: FAT
35 8 comments 2019-09-21 ellencakehorn
I will never not laugh at this
35 8 comments 2019-09-21 THE_CUMIAS_DID_9_11
Fatty, the Child Abandoning Sack of Shit, deleted the Dr Steve tweet.
35 15 comments 2019-09-21 EasilyForgotten1138 (self.fatrick)
Fatso hasn't posted a picture of Nikki in almost a month. Our comments got to him and he's trying to find a pic that doesn't show off her disgusting weight gain, signs of advanced aging or ridiculous dumbo ears. Well either that or she left him.
35 11 comments 2019-09-21 Fatty-patty-3 (self.fatrick)
Reminder: Fatrick spent thousands of dollars on lawyers to get his Twitter back, but hasn't done jack shit to get his daughter back
35 6 comments 2019-09-22 Sexy_Internet_Troll (self.fatrick)
Idiot's acting like he hit a grand slam for the Milwaukee Milker's
35 23 comments 2019-09-22 yevyoyevyo
Patrick hushes Dr. Steve?!?
34 21 comments 2019-09-21 PatricksWaterheadBro
We decided to mercilessly troll fat egomaniacs, and do the other things, NAHT because they were easy, but because they were HAHD
33 6 comments 2019-09-21 JoesGobletofKidSpit (self.fatrick)
buy my book, child!
33 1 comments 2019-09-21 RealMilwaukeePolice
I don't miss you one bit, sweet summer limpdick marathon cheating child
32 0 comments 2019-09-22 PatricksWaterheadBro
An unknown in his own community
31 12 comments 2019-09-21 ListOf300IPAddresses
I'm flying to the finish line, sweet summer children
29 6 comments 2019-09-22 PatricksWaterheadBro
Title
28 4 comments 2019-09-20 ClintWiseblood (self.fatrick)
Fatrick does NOT want you to see the two spots where he cut the Brewers’ Half-Marathon. If I cut the course and still couldn’t muster a reasonable time I’d be embarrassed too.
27 60 comments 2019-09-19 RowerOfFortune79
NEXT SUB: r/HoneyChild
26 2 comments 2019-09-21 RealMilwaukeePolice (self.fatrick)
I'm gonna fuck you!
26 8 comments 2019-09-22 YangChensFenderStore
Milwaukee scifi author and known marathon cheater Patrick S Tomlinson arrested for possessing and distributing child pornography
25 3 comments 2019-09-21 AntifaMilwaukee
Imagine Tublinson opening up MSPaint and picking one of his absurdly bad headshots, and painstakingly inserting the text of his awful standup. Now imagine him doing that dozens of times to an audience of nobody besides people asking why his finger is pushing up his fat fuckin face in all his pics.
25 6 comments 2019-09-21 Python_Jon
Adrienne tastes like honey nut cheerios. Thanks for giving me your wife, child
24 2 comments 2019-09-21 PatricksWaterheadBro
Imagine getting mocked by thousands of people for being fat
24 7 comments 2019-09-21 PsychopathyRed (self.fatrick)
Reminder: these two spots in the Brewers Half Marathon, near aid and water stations, are where Patrick S Tomlinson said “Oopsie Doodles!” and fatly cut the course. He only completed 8-9 miles in a crushingly slow time. The math checks out along with his missed timing mats. He wants to censor this.
24 5 comments 2019-09-22 runneroffortune79
What are you up to Fatty?
23 6 comments 2019-09-20 Leaveitalonesniff (self.fatrick)
Patrick should only get cancer, I hope he gets cancer
23 0 comments 2019-09-21 DNStorage (self.fatrick)
This image will forever haunt my dreams, child.
23 4 comments 2019-09-21 Fatty-patty-3