I don't have reddit on my phone. Probably a good thing but it meant that I saw the 1st thread about it (and that fucking face of his whilst he's trying to sing) and had to leave immediately so my day was basically spent inwardly laughing about all the glorious ways in which he'd be getting skewered on here. There were a couple of times I let slip and people started looking from across the room.

I'm obviously being a bit facetious (or "chippin' ya" as the forum kids say). I won't lose my job because people think i'm a nut, or indeed if they find out I'm shitposting an elderly racist online. At the same time, how far is Joe going to take this crusade of self-humiliation?

Boi ah'll tayl yew whut, ah've sat through enougha that J&S thayr to know that I ain't crashin' ma rig no matter how much coffee come out ma nose