"Two things right up front: 1) Alzheimer's sucks and 2) I am not a pedophile."

32  2019-08-25 by SextonHardcastle11

Just a reminder to everyone that this is the opening sentence for the social media eulogy that ̶J̶a̶m̶e̶s̶ ̶H̶e̶f̶n̶e̶r̶ Joe Cumia gave for his mother.

9 comments

1  Whiplash91 2019-08-25

I couldn't imagine giving a eulogy about my own mother on Facebook and at the same time criticize her politics. Love ya mom

1  SextonHardcastle11 2019-08-25

"RIP Libtard. Thanks for life, sorry about the past 5 years..."

1  quasi100 2019-08-25

I'm pretty sure the pedophile thing was photoshopped but the thing about the politics was real. In any case pretty hilarious no one even knows what's true anymore

1  TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-08-25

The pedo bit was inserted by a clever autist but I’m glad it’s stuck around.

1  GroovyBastard 2019-08-25

The way you can tell that it's fake is because if Joe had really done it, "I am not a pedophile" would have been his number 1 point instead of the followup.

1  quasi100 2019-08-25

http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/images/edited/eulogy.jpg

here's the edited one

1  ZombieRoeCumia 2019-08-25

“She went out peacefully.”

Great, compassionate eulogy, Whitman.

1  quasi100 2019-08-25

here's the version you're talking about http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/images/edited/eulogy.jpg

1  fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-08-25

She was a libtard, but she was my mom.