r/onacpm: Most boomers are now spending their days in retirement fixing up old cars, going on cruises or treating their grandkids to days out. Even the total loser ones have healthy pensions. Joe Cumia is 67 and spends all his time on social media taking selfies and writing boring stupid hot takes.

Most boomers are now spending their days in retirement fixing up old cars, going on cruises or treating their grandkids to days out. Even the total loser ones have healthy pensions. Joe Cumia is 67 and spends all his time on social media taking selfies and writing boring stupid hot takes.

27 2019-08-23 by MarbleSpaceCat

He has no retirement funds, no 401k, no savings or pension. He's almost 70 with no income, has been unemployed for 50 years and has a mortgage to pay and a young daughter to provide for.

He is totally and utterly dependant on the hand outs from his younger brother. How completely humiliating.

He actually thinks we're jealous of him. Even if Ant had stern money and gave Slow Joe 600k a year I would still pity him.

Fat and sad guy.

3 comments

2 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-08-23

/u/doxxer100 do you not find it emasculating to rely on the welfare of a younger sibling and your girlfriends dead husband?

I am ashamed of you as a man and as a father.

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-23

Ain't no rest for the leeches

1 mvcv114 2019-08-23

Don't forget playing in one of his many tribute bands in anticipation of booking the next SuperBowl half-time show. You can book any one of those wonderful bands (notu2) - any questions, email, call or fax Joey. He will be glad to hear from ya!