"Arghhh!!"

He really is a homosexual.

Or a pirate. With those gold-hoop earrings it could go either way.

It’s legitimately the most pathetic attempt at damage control I’ve ever seen. It’s like trying to convince people you meant to shit yourself.

You can always tell when joe lies. Not only does he say something is false or not true. But he always adds something that makes him seem badass and pats himself on the back.