Reminder: Joe once gloated about his diet results before he actually began the diet

22  2019-08-24 by joemoomia

Ham cubes...his secret weight loss trick.

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1-INCH SQUARES!

"Ugh...this is too hard" the fat braying moo-cow gasped, as the sweat trickled down the front of his sleeveless "Men Of Mayhem" shirt and pooled beneath his softly swaying man breasts. "I'll finish cubing my ham tomorrow."

"whole fatty mayo"

He's the kind of stupid, weak-willed asshole who probably "treated himself" to a couple of Baconators at Wendy's after sticking to his (awful to begin with) diet for two days.

SIX SMALL MEALS A DAY!