Do you guys think Joe Cumia was surprised when the James Hefner shit got found out?

19  2019-08-25 by suirogerg

I like to think of him having a small panic upon checking this place (like he regularly does), and seeing the leak.

7 comments

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-25

For sure. Once the initial shock wears off, he'll come in here and let us know it was a strategic move to throw off the millenial sjws and he's still booking very lucrative private corporate gigs.

1  suirogerg 2019-08-25

I can’t unsee that terrible Snapchat filter now without thinking “Oh, shit! It’s James Hefner!”

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-08-25

I'm betting this sloppy doughball considered the two James Hefner gigs he booked before being uncovered were for some $1 garlic crab night shithole bar. But since they were unknown to us he considered them "private gigs".

1  Jungies 2019-08-25

Not half as shocked as he's gonna be when he finds out Keith tipped him off.

1  MCLyleStyle 2019-08-25

Lol I can’t believe Keith spilled the beans about James Hefner. Between this and his confirmation that Ant “dabbles” in trans sex, he has become a true asset to this sub.

1  Audibledogfarts 2019-08-25

How did Keith let that slip? I thought someone just started looking up the other band members and found James that way

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-25

Shut up stupid