Amidst the James Hefner hilarity, let us not forget that Joe's middle name is COLLEEN

66  2019-08-24 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

Is his alias's middle name Andrea? What a fucking idiot.

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u/doxxer100

Your middle name is Colleen faggot, ahahahahahahahaha

Ha YOU think I CARE. You REDitards are wrong AGAIN :-). That name made ME tOUGHer.

You know he used to relate his middle name to “A Boy Named Sue” until his brother fucked a boy named sue.

Girl name Joe

Colleen, colleeeeeeeeeen, please don't take my nan.

How on earth did we find this?

He stupidly included the real names of the other hand members who also play with Joeh in 2U

lol, is James/Joe some kind of fairy?

Colleen, Cowleen. You couldn't make this up if you tried. It's like some cosmic force is guiding this thing of ours.

alias's middle name Andrea

James Ashley Hefner

He was named Joseph Colleen Cumia in honor of his father and his father's drag persona Cowleen Cowmia.

His visits to the Big Apple Ranch make more sense now.

Poor old Tranthony Sounded sad upon the radio Moved a million hearts in mono Our mothers cried Sang along, who'd blame them You're grown, so grown Now I must say more than ever, come on Colleen Toora loora toora loo rye ay And we can sing just like our fathers Come on Colleen, oh I swear what he means At this moment, you mean everything With you in that dress my thoughts I confess Verge on dirty, ah come on Colleen These people round here Wear beaten down eyes sunk in smoke dried faces So resigned to what their fate is But not us, no never, no not us, no never We are far too young and clever Remember Toora loora toora loo rye ay Colleen, I'll hum this tune forever

Colon, eh? No wonder he's such a piece of shit.

Anthony's middle name is Marie and Dawn's is Bruce.