Reminder: Moo Cow Joe legitimately though "Sons Of Anarchy" was the epitome of coolness

77  2019-08-24 by joemoomia

He idolized a bunch of Jewish libtard actors cosplaying as outlaw bikers and willingly sent them his brother's money to buy crass childish sweatshop-made merchandise, which he wore proudly without even a hint of self awareness or irony.

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Didn’t stupid also say he bought merch and clothes before he’d even seen the show?

Yes.

He also said it reminded him of being a kid and growing up riding with his pops.
Fucking liar,

I believe him. I hear he still likes riding with a man in leather to this day.

His dad liked riding so much he took one to the other side of the country, largely to escape his two giant disappointments of sons. When he got there, he discovered he preferred to get ridden.

Sons of Faggotry

That was a fag show. Horrible writing and that English guy who played the lead is one of the worst actors alive. Joe had a homosexual crush on him though (allegedly.)

It is not alleged and is 100% confirmed. Every year on his birthday he watches a Sons of Anarchy marathon and signs happy birthday to Jax while masturbating onto a cupcake. Then he eats it.

Good enough for me.

I remember the first season being a bit interesting but it quickly jumped the fucking shark with IRA shenanigans. I stopped watching after an episode where they charged across open country with assault rifles and rpgs, while being mortared by Mormons or some shit. Fucking Saving Private Ryan in the Rockies.

He felt personally betrayed when he found out Ron Perlman was a liberal.

It was like a bad break up that he aired on twitter.

What did he expect. The guy's a Jewish actor in Hollywood. Joe is a fool.

He’s a child that can’t separate fiction from reality

Or a typical delusional crackhead.

A grown man buying cosplay jewellery for himself is a sign of mental illness. Nobody would argue this point, ever.

*wears

Joe hates black gangsters. But gun, running, drug dealing murderers are fine as long as their white bikers.