God, I'd like to take a baseball bat to a whole shelf of his framed photos.

Just line it up right, and launch glass and torn up paper across the apartment.

I'd love to send Jim into a hysteria like when Skyler told Walter she gave his money to Ted.

"Man I'd tell you if I had Brock poisoned, I seriously would Jesse"

Look its tough one man, on one hand you let a woman die choking on her own vomit. But on the other, you don't have to deal with her anyone. Its tough I can see both sides.

Greymatter- A worm that becomes the shape of any container you put him in

Los pollos maricones

Kelsey Cook: Are we in the money business, or are we in the garage door opener business?

Jim: Neither..., I'm in the ironic hat business

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He should take the fact that a literal whore won't have sex with him as the final proof that he is completely unlovable and set himself on fire in-studio.

He probably wouldn't be drinking himself to death and drowning out his father's mocking voice with xanax and M.A.S.H reruns if he accepted his homosexuality. It's so painfully obvious that he's gay and so embarrassing that he doesn't admit it.

But then he’d get a nickname like ‘Big Worm’ and start freezing up on air, start collecting stents, get really fat. Nice ripping off the bit yet again, faggot.

Big Fez, cries at the drop of a hat, Big Fez!

That planetoid faced cunt is Dominican. I have no idea how she ever got into the porn industry as she is truly fucking ugly.

Much like the chap who said she always has the look on her face of a dog that's being shown a card trick.

He really is a hero, as well as an icon.

Most porn stars are not pretty. They just have gym memberships, surgical enhancements, emotional damage, and a lack of long term foresight.

And Mary Jean is on the lower end of *that*. She's largely typecast as a maid, which would be humiliating if she were capable of knowing any better.

Mary Jean has had all of the enhancements and she is still a primate looking bitch.

I like her. Her ugliness plummets and reversed into a weird attractiveness.

I can see how someone could be attracted to a mess like that. The ugliness sometimes hits a weirdly hot point in beastly women.

Finally someone who understands

Millions of what, pennies?