You can just look at Joey and know he smells bad.
Joey Cumia looks like the type who dosent shower when he wakes in the morning to get ready for the day. It would surprise me if that lil fat fucker even brushed his teeth. Just wakes up and goes with same superman shirt and shorts. Maybe changes his socks.
Seems to be the case with nearly every performance on youtube. The rest of the band is either in character, or at least dressed like professional musicians, while Joe bops around on stage in his Monarchs and relaxed fit jeans, or basketball shorts.
It looks like that's the sole reason that chair is there. So Joe can face away from the crowd and show the drummer his tiny balls through the leg of his shorts.
Look at the fat guy with white hat and sunglasses about 15 seconds after he s scanning the band see Old Joey basketball shorts and starts laughing. You suck Joey hang youself do it. Even strangers can just look at you and know you are a worthless idiot.
Damn that singer has pretty good pipes. Too bad the retarded fucking guitar player doesn't realize his effects pedal delays his guitar output a half beat, so he should be hitting the chords a step earlier to stay in time instead of fucking up the entire groove.
I just looked through a bunch of pics of Edge. The answer is no. It's actually just weird - Joe makes such a big deal of the fact that they're a tribute band. Isn't that the one thing that makes the difference? Fucking idiot.
It makes sense he would decide to copy Edge, anyone who knows a bit about guitar knows that 90% of Edge’s sound comes from his effects, otherwise his stuff is super easy to play. Too bad Joey couldn’t even be bothered to replicate that well and just got a Line 6 all-in-one toy instead.
A Line 6, solid state amps and Chink guitars. Combined with his unwavering commitment to looking and dressing exactly like The Edge on stage and it’s safe to say Joey is absolutely nailing his part of the tribute.
I'd have loved to see that green lawn chair give way under the pressure of Joe's clodding hoof then watch fat boy take a head first rumble over that amp. A boy can dream
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1 Magicmetalknight 2019-08-23
Joe fucked up and wore his Tom Morello costume for this performance
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-08-23
You can just look at Joey and know he smells bad.
Joey Cumia looks like the type who dosent shower when he wakes in the morning to get ready for the day. It would surprise me if that lil fat fucker even brushed his teeth. Just wakes up and goes with same superman shirt and shorts. Maybe changes his socks.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-08-23
That's because REAL WORKING men take a shower a night after a long day in the salt mines.
CUBICLE CUCKS shower in the morning to look "professional" for their "high paying corporate" gigs.
1 TheElDan 2019-08-23
He wore his Adam Sandler shorts.
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1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-23
He's the only one dressed like a bum
1 985x 2019-08-23
Seems to be the case with nearly every performance on youtube. The rest of the band is either in character, or at least dressed like professional musicians, while Joe bops around on stage in his Monarchs and relaxed fit jeans, or basketball shorts.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-23
He's literally the most expendable member of the band and he takes the biggest cut.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-08-23
ALLEGEDLY
1 johnajapanda 2019-08-23
A Blackie playing a Blackie
1 ZombieRoeCumia 2019-08-23
He dresses like an obese middle school black boy.
1 McGowan9 2019-08-23
At his core, that is basically who he is.
1 TacolasCage 2019-08-23
0:03 Ah, so Joe is the "Gotta put my leg up on something to look cool!" guy. That shit says it all about him.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-23
It looks like that's the sole reason that chair is there. So Joe can face away from the crowd and show the drummer his tiny balls through the leg of his shorts.
1 Poo-U 2019-08-23
Low T Joey
1 McGowan9 2019-08-23
Ol' raisin bollocks.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-08-23
The band members nicknamed him small ball Joey
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-08-23
Look at the fat guy with white hat and sunglasses about 15 seconds after he s scanning the band see Old Joey basketball shorts and starts laughing. You suck Joey hang youself do it. Even strangers can just look at you and know you are a worthless idiot.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-08-23
Can't get the stink off
He's been hanging 'round for days
Comes like a comet
Suckered you but not your friends
One day he'll get to you
And teach you how to be a holy COW
You do it to yourself, you do
And that's what really hurts
Is that you do it to yourself, just you
You and no one else
You do it to yourself
You do it to yourself
1 Twatsmash 2019-08-23
The Edge’s basketball shorts and Nike Monarch’s are as synonymous with his legacy as Angus’ schoolboy uniform or KISS’ makeup are to them.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-08-23
Nice Mexican Fender and solid state Vox amp, stupid.
1 tremonti90 2019-08-23
Can’t even afford an AC15. And at 1:21... Joe you fat tittied cow, you can barely play the guitar, why are you trying to sing?
1 jjoharanyc1 2019-08-23
Captain Gooch and the Spit Sack Suckers.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-08-23
Damn that singer has pretty good pipes. Too bad the retarded fucking guitar player doesn't realize his effects pedal delays his guitar output a half beat, so he should be hitting the chords a step earlier to stay in time instead of fucking up the entire groove.
1 tjt4792 2019-08-23
Gene was the only one with true talent
1 2Shirts4life 2019-08-23
I was going to say, he's not going to cut it
1 thrillated 2019-08-23
"You're out, he's it!"
1 2Shirts4life 2019-08-23
racists can enter musical acts
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-08-23
I just looked through a bunch of pics of Edge. The answer is no. It's actually just weird - Joe makes such a big deal of the fact that they're a tribute band. Isn't that the one thing that makes the difference? Fucking idiot.
1 mvcv114 2019-08-23
Let all not forget that Joey's ability to play, given his 50 years of practice, is mediocre at best.
1 TheElDan 2019-08-23
He makes up for it by being louder than the entire band.
1 mvcv114 2019-08-23
Louder is gooder.
1 TheElDan 2019-08-23
It makes sense he would decide to copy Edge, anyone who knows a bit about guitar knows that 90% of Edge’s sound comes from his effects, otherwise his stuff is super easy to play. Too bad Joey couldn’t even be bothered to replicate that well and just got a Line 6 all-in-one toy instead.
1 Twatsmash 2019-08-23
A Line 6, solid state amps and Chink guitars. Combined with his unwavering commitment to looking and dressing exactly like The Edge on stage and it’s safe to say Joey is absolutely nailing his part of the tribute.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-08-23
I'd have loved to see that green lawn chair give way under the pressure of Joe's clodding hoof then watch fat boy take a head first rumble over that amp. A boy can dream
1 donald_kingsley 2019-08-23
Fake Bono delivering an absolutely shambolic vocal performance
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-08-23
He probably thinks he’s cool for dressing like shit while working. Like “I make money while wearing flip flops” type shit.
1 AngryHugo 2019-08-23
He looks like the mentally disabled man who sprays all the shoes in a bowling alley.
1 joemoomia 2019-08-23
I very seriously doubt the "Beach Hut" paid that band "10-15K" for that gig. No one even likes the real U2 anyway.