Theory: Instead of being bitten by a radioactive spider and becoming Spiderman, young Joe Cumia ate radioactive lead paint chips and became Moo Cowmia. Discuss.

8  2019-08-23 by GreekIsExtra

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1  Opprobriousness 2019-08-23

He can only shoot web when a child spits in his mouth, and he doesn't shoot it from his wrists.