Oh my God you're right

Joe, you are stupid.

Stupid idiot thinks he is a ladies man that works as a spy. Colleen kill yourself do it.

From now on, we need to refer to him as Colleen

Nice job, sherlock. It was real a hard one to piece together.

Captain and coke, shaken not stirred.

Just like his tits

Do you think James Hefner is a drinker, in contrast to Joe who stopped years ago (cold turkey)?

He really is dumber than those people walking around with Pete Rose hairdos

Appropriate, considering he got the girl.

Do you have any insight as to whether or not he married said girl?

He can change his name, but she can't transform into wife material

Fucking her must be like sticking your dick in a bucket.

real squirter that one

There's a whole lot going on in that picture. Lotta questions.

'James Hefner' sounds like if Alan Partridge was asked to come up with an American name.

That's lost on most of us, matey. Also, what type of knife do you prefer to carry under your jacket?

You're mistaking me with Dan the Daggerman from Dagenham.

No, this is actually funny

James Hefner, star of Mooooooooooonraker

Sounds like guy who wrote Ride the Lightning

So so so so so so ... you expect me to talk goldfinger?

His next alias was probably supposed to be Hugh Bond

Isn't that the weasel-faced dude Dawn married?

Yep. Fat Opie

Wow who what of thought an other stolen idea from the DMCA queen Joey Colleen Cumia.
Kill yourself Joey CC, do it.

Oh God...it’s like a “soon as you see, you can’t un-see” kinda thing...

plus James Hetfield, because he thinks they're both in show business

Isn't Hugh Bond his brother-in-law?

I hear Joe got the name Dr. No from all the youngsters screaming no when he charges at the playground with an erection and an empty thermos.

Don't get the balls to use none of the president's names...

This James Hefner shit is so unexplainably funny. Tears in my eyes at what a colossal dolt he is.

Wrong- Joe just misspelled 'Heifer'.

Its probably the fake name he used to check into motels with, so all the legions of fans wouldnt show up to bother him after the show, just like eric.