Well the answer that I got from him is that New York's "marriage contracts" are one sided and unfair. Which implies that he knows it wouldn't last, and he thinks she has malicious intents and is only after them anth bucks. He claims her kids (and grandchildren) as his own, but is not gonna risk putting himself in a position where they can depend on and benefit from him.
Do not forget that Carol receives her dead husband's money or something which would no longer happen if she married Old Joey Fat Tits. I don't remember the specifics but it's worth noting that Carol is also an entitled lazy piece of shit.
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7 HARVEST_AREA 2019-08-22
your persistence paid off
TYFYS
6 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-08-22
She is not even wife material
4 Patrickisapedo 2019-08-22
Come on man, why you gotta shit on /u/ants_ccw_permit like that?
1 theropers 2019-08-22
Did Joe actually say this? I never saw it
3 ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-22
Well the answer that I got from him is that New York's "marriage contracts" are one sided and unfair. Which implies that he knows it wouldn't last, and he thinks she has malicious intents and is only after them anth bucks. He claims her kids (and grandchildren) as his own, but is not gonna risk putting himself in a position where they can depend on and benefit from him.
TLDR she is not wife material
3 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-08-22
Do not forget that Carol receives her dead husband's money or something which would no longer happen if she married Old Joey Fat Tits. I don't remember the specifics but it's worth noting that Carol is also an entitled lazy piece of shit.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-08-22
Us this true? Huge, if so. Comment, u/doxxer100?
2 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-08-22
I wonder if a 60 year old mother of 3 appreciates her boyfriend bragging to thousands of strangers online that she's a squirter.
If I did that to my girlfriend when I was 15 most of my friends would be ashamed at how immature I was. Joe is 73.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-22
That rotten old tangerine is incontinent
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-22
Wait a minute, can racists even enter into contracts?
5 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-08-22
I thought Joe didn't have a wife unless you're talking about the one he hit over the head with a frying pan
3 ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-22
Correct
0 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-08-22
What happened to the other sub, brah...
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-08-22
You ruined it you stupid idiot
1 praise_st_mel 2019-08-22
Didn't you have some vendetta against the sub at one point? You're definitely one of the resident goofballs anyway.
4 Richard_C_Power 2019-08-22
https://imgur.com/a/vXxxKjH
that's a photo of your snatch
idk if you're more pathetic for posting it, or if i'm more pathetic for saving it
2 ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-22
Thanks. Really makes the new place feel like home
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-08-22
God damn it i pictured your twat being shaved. Is it at least as pink as strawberry ice cream inside?
1 itrits 2019-08-22
You thought a single mother of 2 would have a shaved box? I’d be surprised if she even shaves her underarms.
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-22
It's wet tho
0 imguralbumbot 2019-08-22
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2 ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-22
Gross I'm tryna eat
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-22
Rub some lotion on that thing, goddamn
3 Caverlock 2019-08-22
She looks like one of those Nazis that dies of old age just before their trial starts.
1 TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-08-22
Ok
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1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-08-22
I think she should only be acknowledged as the Decrepit Cunt.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-22
What about variations, like Dissicated Gash?
1 QadanQnieval 2019-08-22
Jeanne D'ark
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-08-22
I bet Carol’s pussy looks like a beat up catchers mitt