I knew guys in high school who better than Joe. A friend of mine picked up a guitar when he was in his late 20s and was better than Joe in under a year.
Joe learns tabs and calls himself Chuck Berry.
Can you imagine if someone painted a bunch of those paint-by-numbers kits, and demanded to be taken seriously as an artist? They'd be laughed out of the room.
We give a pass to guitarist, because its not that hard, and not really even an admirable skill.
Tl;Dr /u/doxxer100, you stink. You're also a shitty guitarist.
Joe is like a guy who takes his Mustang to the drag strip on the weekend and thinks F1, Indycar and NASCAR drivers are his peers. Joe is a hobbyist who mimics other better, more talented musicians but is too stupid to realize it because he occasionally gets paid a meager fee by lowlife bar owners to play wheezy old classic rock songs in front of a bored and disinterested crowd of drunks. Joe is to Eric Clapton as the star of a Sunday beer league softball team is to Mike Trout.
I have never known a guitar player who WASN'T a barely-functional retard. Playing guitar is one of the few professions where you're better at it if you're using mountains of drugs.
10 comments
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-08-24
There's 4 year old chinks that play guitar and sing better than Old Joey.
1 joemoomia 2019-08-24
Playing old cover songs is like being really good at fantasy football. It's a skill, just not a very impressive one.
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-08-24
I knew guys in high school who better than Joe. A friend of mine picked up a guitar when he was in his late 20s and was better than Joe in under a year. Joe learns tabs and calls himself Chuck Berry. Can you imagine if someone painted a bunch of those paint-by-numbers kits, and demanded to be taken seriously as an artist? They'd be laughed out of the room. We give a pass to guitarist, because its not that hard, and not really even an admirable skill.
Tl;Dr /u/doxxer100, you stink. You're also a shitty guitarist.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-08-24
nigga should start drinking Tabs
(he's fat)
1 joemoomia 2019-08-24
Joe is like a guy who takes his Mustang to the drag strip on the weekend and thinks F1, Indycar and NASCAR drivers are his peers. Joe is a hobbyist who mimics other better, more talented musicians but is too stupid to realize it because he occasionally gets paid a meager fee by lowlife bar owners to play wheezy old classic rock songs in front of a bored and disinterested crowd of drunks. Joe is to Eric Clapton as the star of a Sunday beer league softball team is to Mike Trout.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-08-24
Even women can play guitar
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-08-24
They all play ukuleles though because they're faggots.
1 McGowan9 2019-08-24
Let's not get carried away.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-08-24
Some of the most retarded dipshits I've ever known play guitar and they're all better than dumbass joeyH.
1 joemoomia 2019-08-24
I have never known a guitar player who WASN'T a barely-functional retard. Playing guitar is one of the few professions where you're better at it if you're using mountains of drugs.