Why the bovine failed highschool: reason 1/∞

55  2019-08-25 by quasi100

18 comments

Is this your homework, Joey? Is this your homework, Joey?

Is this your homework, Joey?!

Look Joey, Have you ever heard of Vietnam? You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework.

Haha, roe's in the iron lung machine, haha

You're killing your mother, Joey!

This is what happens, Joey/James, when a STRANGER FUCKS you in the ASS!

the TV edit version of "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps" was almost as good as "Yippee Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon"

"Melonfarmer" - not Mr Falcon.

That's Die Hard 2; I'm sure it was Melonfarmer in DH1 - partly because there was a whole website dedicated to shitty censorship inspired by it, called "Melonfarmers".

At least Joey lives near the In-N-Out.

This is what happens, Joey/James, when a STRANGER FUCKS you in the ASS!

Joe’s pseudo intellectualism is a hallmark of conservative boomer social media users. They think that watching Ben Shapiro videos is the equivalent of earning a PhD in political science.

Nana thinks hes on par with phd Climate scientists.

He should have more sympathy. His face is melting with the glaciers.

Joe’s not entirely wrong there. I am pretty jealous of one thing: I’d love to grab Dawn’s tits.

There’s no way she has the same biological father as those two gargoyles. She could definitely get it.

Ah yes, that ironic time he claimed he was being discriminated against.

Subpoena

I think F is a bit harsh. He spelled other words correctly. How about a D for Dunce?