Founder of the Opie & Anthony show, Anthony Cumia's Brother and world famous musician Joe "Brother Joe" "James Hefner" Cumia sent us modmail today!
127 2019-08-25 by ILoveYouJohnnyCakes
Now I know what Jim Norton feels like when he gets celebrity autographs! I totally get it now!
"***Literally every last post about ME?
"That’s absolutely Targeted Harassment. Time for a lawyer I guess. Have fun while it lasts girls!!***"
Our reply:
"You're a public figure, one of the founders of the Opie and Anthony show, and a recurring character/guest on the show. You're a celebrity. You can't pick and choose what the public has to say about you, and there's nothing illegal being said about you. Have fun wasting Anthony's money on a retainer."
104 comments
1 bwaitforitjones 2019-08-25
We are trashing James Hefner, a fictional made up zero.
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-25
i heard his music is as good as 3 people playing it
1 ClevelandTheTurrable 2019-08-25
How?! Is there a Digitech Looper involved?
1 NationalTreasureOPIE 2019-08-25
Boy is there!
1 cthulhu_110 2019-08-25
BOC are huge fans so suck it libtard.
1 thrillated 2019-08-25
One of them being Eric Clapton
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-08-25
SUBPOENA !
1 HARVEST_AREA 2019-08-25
He sent me some mod mail, I'm surprised he knew how
He's a moo-ron ron ron, a moo-ron ron
That's mighty big talk from a retarded cow
A moo-ron ron ron, a moo-ron ron
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-25
more like moo mail right gang
1 JamesJCrowe 2019-08-25
Suck it, Colleen.
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-25
why the fuck would faggot sr. gave his pissy eyed faggot sons a girl middle name
1 JamesJCrowe 2019-08-25
I just realized it was probably Joe sr's middle name too, which would explain the cowboy obsession & bloody asshole.
1 killgav 2019-08-25
Is ants middle name a girls name too?
1 myRrribz 2019-08-25
Anthony Gaylord Cumia
1 ohmycawd 2019-08-25
I remember Ant saying he never had a middle name... which means it must be a real sissy one
1 killgav 2019-08-25
Ha, how did the sub find out about Colleen? Sorry for the dumb question I find it hilarious and wanna know.
1 this_light 2019-08-25
Joe absolutely fucking LOVES all this attention.
1 smashthafunk 2019-08-25
Discussing a particular person isn't harassment. CNN, MSNBC, FoxNews and every other cable news outlet aren't harassing the President by covering what he's up to. Joe just doesn't like the unflattering nature of this place. If all we did was praise him and Anthony, there would be no need for lawyers and he wouldn't say we were harassing him.
1 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-08-25
FAKE NEWS!
1 Holdontoyabutt 2019-08-25
Very disrespectful too.. Sad!
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-25
some are weird and some are strange
1 kingship75 2019-08-25
Joe's a cow at home on the range.
1 baffles_my_waffles 2019-08-25
Weird MoOoOOoS
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-25
LOW T JOE
1 ellencakehorn 2019-08-25
MANY SUCH ALIASES!
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-08-25
I literally have never heard of this "Joe 'Brother Joe' Cumia" fella before. Genuinely. I would tell you if I was lying.
Now James Hefner? That man is a retard and a faggot.
1 Jungies 2019-08-25
Do we know the names of these Reddit lawyers who are knowingly and repeatedly helping Joe commit felonies for personal gain?
Because that seems like a fine topic to discuss with the relevant State Bar Association.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-25
It's just the "Reddit Legal" department. I don't think they're lawyers, as evidenced by their inappropriate handling of erroneous DMCAs. The lawyers don't touch anything until it's absolutely necessary.
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-25
they are called Babus and they resides in Mumbai, India
1 kingship75 2019-08-25
Pennies on the dollar!
1 cthulhu_110 2019-08-25
Street shitters taking all the good jobs that belong to 'white' Italian men.
1 waldodabz 2019-08-25
Joe doesn’t care. He got the girl
1 cthulhu_110 2019-08-25
Hefner's girls always squirt.
1 Jungies 2019-08-25
Not a crime, dumbass.
Remember when the owner of Kiwi Farms told Joe to go fuck himself, and Joe responded that he was going to get a lawyer, and then he didn't and nothing happened? Do we think this time will be different?
What an excellent insult for a man raising a daughter to use. I'm sure that unconscious bias against women never shows up in your parenting.
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1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-25
Just Google "Joe Cumia Kiwi Farms". There's one huge thread discussing Joe and another one "Null" posted about Joe's DMCA and Null's response to it.
1 Jungies 2019-08-25
I'm just going to add there's a livestream of the owner of Kiwi Farms watching Joe's People's Court appearance, and it's funny.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-25
That guy's a good egg
1 PhishInVa2 2019-08-25
His response... “Fuck off retard”
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-08-25
This is probably the tenth time he's threatened this and he never follows through.
After losing one of his recent gigs, one of the people who contacted the venue was doxxed and he was a former comedian. Joe told him he would see him in small claims court. Joe shockingly never followed through on that.
Meanwhile, he's committing felonies with his false DMCA claims and his ex-wife accuses him of laundering his Anthony Money through Brother Joe Entertainment. Go ahead, Joe. Bring a lawyer into this. It will not go well for you. Especially since getting our subs banned deletes all of the posts. So unless you save everything (and via archived links, not screenshots because you're under People's Court oath saying that those are very easily manipulated), you don't even have evidence of whatever you're alleging.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-08-25
Is this the beginning of dementia?
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-08-25
Anth has his fingers crossed
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-25
Inside of a child, probably
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-08-25
No it's the end of funds
1 pashow84 2019-08-25
Doesn’t the fact that he’s repeatedly interacted with us, even to the point of using his presence as leverage for upvotes, take some of the wind out of his sails?
1 PhishInVa2 2019-08-25
Hes sent me a DM on my old account. Isnt that “Targeted Harassment”??
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-08-25
Did that fag nigger just assume my gender??!!
1 intrepidenterprise 2019-08-25
An open letter to The Redditards from James C. Hefner esq.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1 ConflictAddict 2019-08-25
Let him waste what's left of
Kenny'sAnthony's money. So what?1 quasi100 2019-08-25
This subreddit has been up for years. And this fat bitch isnt even really famous but shes a public figure. https://www.reddit.com/r/RagenChastain/
1 cthulhu_110 2019-08-25
Not everyone has a thin skin like our Colleen
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1 ellencakehorn 2019-08-25
Which is odd because it literally contains the word "anal"
1 JuiceBusters 2019-08-25
Joe Cumia seems like a nice young man but let me say this - this racist asshole James Heffler is probably the one hassling Joe and I don't like it!
You hear this Heffler.. you racist faggo.. get off Cumia's back or you'll see what happens when lawyers show up!
1 JumboYumYums 2019-08-25
This motherfucker is too dumb to realise this would all stop if he just never posted again.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-25
Opie, hate him or like him, has gotten substantially more abuse online than Anthony, Jim, Sam, and Joe combined for well over a decade and look how he responds. Barely, if at all, and what happens? People get bored with the lack of reaction from Opie and move on to thin-skinned people who take troll-bait.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-08-25
I spent years listening to the Opster thinking that he was a fucking cancer to comedy and judging him for it.
I was so wrong.
He was the normal one. The non-raping-non-gay-non-pedo guy with the hot wife and a couple kids.
I'm so sorry Opie. I shoulda known.
I am ashamed.
:(
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-08-25
we were blinded but now we see
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-08-25
I mean, Opie did some dumb shit and was bad to the people who made the show what it was (the comics and staff). But at least he had the humility to understand that the show was at its best when it was comedians fighting. Jim and Ant actually believe to this day that they were the show.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-08-25
They aren't wrong tho.
I didn't listen for staff fights. I mostly tuned them out. Sam comes out and snarkily exposes the secrets his co-workers told him in confidence
I listened because the humor. Jim and Anthony delivered that humor. They are reprehensible monsters but they knew how to make me laugh.
Let's not pretend we tuned in for Opie's autistic/uncomfortable moments or shock jockery.
Just because Hitler was a stand-up fella in his personal life, doesn't mean he should be hailed as a great painter
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-08-25
Joe is still in a playground mentality where you stand up to your “bullies” and they will leave you alone.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-25
Joe is the bully. He's threatened to beat me up on several occasions. Luckily if he was within arm's reach, he'd he begging to buy me a Starbucks and talk.
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-25
When you go to prison the first thing to do is find the dude with the biggest d and suck it
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-25
Why limit my success to prisons?
1 SamRobertsSucks- 2019-08-25
James Hefner is a faggot.
1 FourzyLogo 2019-08-25
"This place doesn't get to me, I'm just come here to laugh at you retards"
3 days later
"I challenge any and all of you to a real life fist fight, as long as none of you except the invitation that is, in which case I was only joking"
One week later
"I'm not even bothered by this place anymore, I'm the master of puppets, you all worship the ground I walk on and I can leave anytime I want"
One day later
"I'm going to sue all 3,000 of you"
Pick a lane Joe.
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-08-25
He's all over the road!
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-08-25
That’s the Joseph lane 😎
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-08-25
Joe's Lawyer: "Wait, so you get the subs shut down, then come to the new sub and brag about getting the old one shut down? I don't think legal action is the solution here, you dopey fuck."
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1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-25
He's messaging from his "doxxer100" account, the one he confirmed belongs to him, several times.
1 age_of_cage 2019-08-25
the fake lawyer dummy, not joe, there's nothing remotely remarkable or noteworthy about him posting here
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-25
I know. You've stated your disdain several times over. That's all you contribute. Why don't you make your own sub interesting with content you enjoy? Or do you actually enjoy the CP Media garbage you illegally download and post there?
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1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-25
You called me "dummy", stupid. And all you ever do is complain about the mods of various iterations of the original sub.
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1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-08-25
After I posted that 'The U2 show schedule' he had it dmca'd and he took it down from the site it was on. Which makes me think that was his actual schedule. There were no big "corporate gigs" on there, just events that losers in a cosplay band would love to play because it makes them feel like real rock stars. Events like the local fishing derby.
1 mvcv114 2019-08-25
What stinks more - Heffer's guitar skills or all the dead fish?
1 Iguckfoats 2019-08-25
He is loying because he is mooing. Lawyers always tell you not to moo.
Joe, since i know you will read this, let me tell you your biggest unfixable legal mistake : you claimed to be responsible for the show multiple times, even on video. Thats it man. You got NOTHING but your own ego stroked making that claim, yet now nearly all your legal recourse is gone.
Show your fictional lawyer the video of you claiming to be responsible with your swastica tshirt on. See if im full of shit.
I wont stop contacting them either, faggot.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-08-25
So....he’s got receipts ?
1 ScarletNumeroo 2019-08-25
Considering he said
THREE times, I think that's what we should do.
1 TonyTwoShirts 2019-08-25
Done with the love letters? Please.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-25
I've lost count of how many times he's said he's done, and I'm still laughing that the moron thinks we have a "no posts about that author" rule is because Reddit told us we can't post about him. Holy shit.
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1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-25
I have a sliver of respect for Pat. He always fought back, always fought fair, and wouldn't suffer Joe's slimeball maneuvering.
Tip o' the hat for Fat Pat.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-08-25
Wow. He cracked. Bad.
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2019-08-25
/u/Doxxer100 I thought you had our IP addresses? I thought you were taking legal action months ago? Surely a tough motherfucking rockstar veteran wouldn't just lie, would he? Come on, Joey. Tell everyone who I am. Expose me.
1 mvcv114 2019-08-25
He does not want to be exposed as a complete fraud, being dishonorable discharges. They should have locked his potato peeling eggplant arse in Leavenworth for 25 years.
1 AbolishFat 2019-08-25
Yay Santa brought a new modmail
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-08-25
Joe is PANICKING, because of the DMCA shit. He’s the only one committing felonies here, not the sub. So he’s threatening the sub outright, before his actions catch up to him. And I’m sure he’s fed the lawyer a line of bullshit about how’s he’s the real victim here. If that “lawyer” knew what Joe was doing, he’d recuse himself from representing Joe.
His lack of self-awareness...it’s almost tragic.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-08-25
Saying "carry on" is a way of feeling like he's controlling the situation, where in reality, this has no impact but add further hilarity.
Nice safety blanket, stupid
1 NationalTreasureOPIE 2019-08-25
" “Joseph Cumia is a pedophile” " -Joseph Cumia
1 RacistPigeon 2019-08-25
In my opinion, James Hefner is a retarded tryhard faggot. Stfu you greaseball cosplaying bitch.
1 AngryHugo 2019-08-25
So when your brother and his 4 listeners tried to get me fired from my job wasn’t targeted harassment? Eat shit, you fat cow.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-08-25
I love how when we document Joe's horrific racism via screenshots it's all photoshop and inadmissible in court but when he screenshots us making fun of him it's 110% legitimate proof. Fucking moron. I would suck RamonFrunkis' dick if he took Joe to court over this.
Even fat mushmouthed retard Brendun Slob doesn't DMCA the fighter and the kid sub, which has turned into a sub devoted to hating him.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-25
Oh fer shure
1 jewa25060 2019-08-25
I don't get why this bovine idiots doesn't understand that if he literally stopped giving this sub attention for a week, we'd get bored of him and move on to someone else.
He's literally the cow that just keeps on giving more milk.
1 BrainPainter 2019-08-25
Reminds me of Maddox. Tried to sue a bunch of people for talking shit about him. He lost terribly.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-08-25
HAHA HOLY SHIIIIIIT
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1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-25
"You know the difference between what’s morally right and wrong...Don’t pretend to be so stupid"
Okay, let's try it out!
Driving on the shoulder of the freeway and calling it the Joseph Lane: wrong
Making your daughter late to, or outright miss, school constantly: wrong
Knowing your brother masturbates while enjoying child pornography: wrong
Harboring convicted child rapist Jeffery Hollander AKA Kurt Love in your home: wrong
Pretending it was Bobo's house and not yours: wrong
Lusting after and grabbing your own sister's breasts: wrong
Leaving your mother to die alone in confusion: wrong
Filing countless, completely baseless DMCA legal notices about content you did not create and do not own: wrong
1 madenat39 2019-08-25
People are always digging through people’s social media and sending it to the press or where they work to get them in trouble if they’ve said horrible shit so I don’t get why joe thinks this will all be cool when they bring up his shitty racist tweets. (If this does ever go to court)
1 Tashter 2019-08-25
JOE YOU ARE A FUCKING 65 YEAR OLD RETARDED NIGGER SCREAMING AT A CLOUD.
Fuck you we will NEVER stop.