Great Ideas from the Mind of a Cumia
28 2019-08-23 by AbolishFat
- Bite a teenage girl's hand and break her ribs. Use your arrest mugshot as the logo for your shrinking media company
- Go on National TV and say the word pedophile 8+ times unprompted in relation to yourself
Anything else?
12 comments
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-23
Let a crooked cop (who's shaking you down because he has so much dirt on you that could land you in prison for decades) run your shitty, money laundering front "media empire".
1 JamesJCrowe 2019-08-23
Marry a guy who looks like a bloated, retarded version of your brother's (then) radio show co-host
1 Sternacthegreat 2019-08-23
Freebase with your mother and other family members multiple times, then brag about it on the radio.
Try to hide the fact that you fell in love with a young transsexual boy, when there were mountains of auto and visual evidence.
1 985x 2019-08-23
Fondle your sister's breasts every time someone points a camera at you.
1 quasi100 2019-08-23
Sell nike stock right before they see a large increase in value
1 Your_EskimoBro 2019-08-23
Decide “entertaining your audience” is complaining about black people playing basketball, on a basketball court; while on a cruise.
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-08-23
Do a bit on people getting fired and making apologies that drags out for months on end but still don't have the sense not to tweet about a confrontation with some black woman in Times Square
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-08-23
Like your brothers asshole while he's sleeping then convince it was just moths you stuffed in his pj's
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-08-23
Ask mother to dry you to school instead
1 Persianschlong 2019-08-23
Publicly state you're going to lose 40 pounds, say it's easy then gain 15 in two weeks
1 joemoomia 2019-08-23
Take a seventeen year old bony coke-whore to your class reunion in the pathetic hope that your adult peers with real jobs and real wives would be envious and jealous.
Go on your nationally broadcast radio program and brag about masturbating to children's TV shows.
Go on social media to tell everyone you lose your breath while tying your shoes, gloat about the new diet you're starting, then gorge on ham cubes six times a day.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-08-23
Be a massive faggot