He thought he could change his name but his band could keep their names the same.

What a dunce.

“I won.”

James got the girl, too.

Lol and he couldn't even give himself a good name. For real though what kind of name is James Hefner? Joe probably thinks the name is cool and edgy.

James Bond + Hugh Hefner.

Joe is the concept of "cringe" as a person.

The two heroes of the boomer generation. Yuck.

That's right. He is a baby moomer.

And of course Joe admires that scumbag rapist Hugh Hefner.

Dawn's husband is named Hugh Bond. He took an innocent family member's name and besmirched it for his own purposes.

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Yeah but he got the sandpaper wallet

The dust bowl baseball mitt

I know the one you're talking about - the squirter, right?

I know we say this a lot here, but Joe's lack of self awareness is awe-inspiring. Imagine being in your 60's and explaining to your bandmates that you've had to assume an alias because you can't stop battling internet trolls that, if you'd just fuck off, would forget about you in a matter of days. Imagine doing that, imagine those words coming out of your lips, and not seeing anything wrong or strange about them. I can't fathom it. You would think he'd have a moment of clarity, but his narcissism and ego refuse to let that happen. He truly is one of the most hateable people to ever live. The unwarranted arrogance and inability to look at himself introspectively is something I'm both disgusted by and, honestly, a little jealous of. Joe will never realize what a complete retard he is and will always think he's the winner. It truly doesn't matter how many times he makes a complete ass of himself in front of this fucked up corner of the internet. I have more sympathy for Kuhn than I do that arrogant cocksucker. I award him no points, and may God have mercy on his soul.

Colleen did 2 times when he saw The Peoples Court, and when we pointed out the obvious that BOC hate him from 1 4min video.

I’d let him have my username tbh

Alright, well a simple "FAG" would've been fine, but...

You know the band mates make fun of him. " Oh we are changing the band name again?" " Joe still fighting with people on the internet?". That phone call Joe has to make when a gig gets canceled or some dumb shit has to be embarrassing to anyone with self awareness.

Take it one step further - could you imagine getting the cancelled gig call and then having to relay the message to your wife? You have to tell her that your plans have changed yet again because your rhythm guitarist stays up all day and night fighting a pointless war with people who post pics of cows with his face on it on a message board.

You're saying hundreds of isolated autists out-maneuvered a dumb boomer on the internet? It's amazing Joe lasted this long. He just keeps taking haymakers and getting up.

There's still endgame work to do, he hasn't even died yet

Him explaining that Blue Oyster Cult knows all about us shows just how fucking retarded he is. He’s lying for sure, but even if he wasn’t how does he think explaining this place to them is going to matter??? They won’t give a shit.

Realistically it’s his way of thinking that we’d all give a shit like ‘Oh know guys. BOC is on to us. Better close up shop!’

Stupid faggot

Moo Oyster Cuck

Yes I'm sure Boc is totally behind him when he explain all the tweets like this http://archive.is/3z7Y2

Even if that were true, who gives a fuck about some two-hit wonder boomer group that has dropped so low they need to let Joe audition.

He also thought the BOC admired his audition so I don't think he has the best ear to the ground regarding their opinions.

just when you think nothing fun will come out of this sub.. this idiot is the cow that just keeps on giving..

like when an British person says pedophile ..the announce the E ..it’s still the same word

“Pedophilee”?

Did he really use a pseudonym that reflects his bovine essence?

I can't tell if he's giving us a wink or he's that fucking stupid. I'm leaning towards the second one

If anyone here has at any point even began to belive any of the aloof, "I'm still winning" bullshit he tries to pull, just remember the sad tone of defeat in his voice when he said "they put my phone number on reddit" in that livestream, Joe's not good on the fly, and in that moment he confirmed everything we already knew, he lives in a constant state of panic and despair and we are the cause, and that's pretty cool.

Amen, brothermen.

Ya that ahoof “i won” shit aint working here brothaman

Where was it streaming?

Anthony's Instagram.

keeping up with the lore is getting hard. you don't visit for one week, and you miss fucking everything

His brother also had to change his name from AnthonyCumia to CompoundMedia

That was more because his name became a stain and his reputation ruined by his minority tendencies to not behave.

I've never seen a problem with a victory lap.