86 2019-08-23 by dazzlefloss
1 dazzlefloss 2019-08-23
The drone did not fly.
School was out that day.
So we sat in the compound,
O' the games I will play!
I sat there with Dani,
We sat there, such fun!
And I said, “HOLEE SHIT,
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN?!”
Too small to fight back,
And too crazy to leave.
So her ribs they did crack,
And there's bites on her sleeve.
1 NationalTreasureOPIE 2019-08-23
Arrive did the cops, in a minute or two,
While shiny gold badges and dressed all in blue.
“WE’VE HEARD OF SOME SHOUTING” The cop did declare.
“HEY, AREN’T YOU THAT SHOCK JOCK WITH UGLY FAKE HAIR?”
“IT’S TRUE, WE HAD A RUCKUS” the poreox did say
“HE HE, SORRY” he muttered as showed them their way.
But Dani was clever, and knew what to do
“YOURE HORRIBLE COPS, HES MISSING A GUN” Yelled Dani the 2.
1 JMueller2012 2019-08-23
Same body
1 MonsterSteve 2019-08-23
Ol’ granny hips
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-08-23
I do not like you, Jim and Sam.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-08-23
Joe Cumia Can Moo! Can You?
1 mvcv114 2019-08-23
You are still hilarious.
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-08-23
Beginner books are too advanced for Joe, check the toddler section where Anth's hanging at for some reason.
1 GHOST_BEAR_EMOJI 2019-08-23
The rockstar t shirt lmfao.
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1 dazzlefloss 2019-08-23
The drone did not fly.
School was out that day.
So we sat in the compound,
O' the games I will play!
I sat there with Dani,
We sat there, such fun!
And I said, “HOLEE SHIT,
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN?!”
Too small to fight back,
And too crazy to leave.
So her ribs they did crack,
And there's bites on her sleeve.
1 NationalTreasureOPIE 2019-08-23
Arrive did the cops, in a minute or two,
While shiny gold badges and dressed all in blue.
“WE’VE HEARD OF SOME SHOUTING” The cop did declare.
“HEY, AREN’T YOU THAT SHOCK JOCK WITH UGLY FAKE HAIR?”
“IT’S TRUE, WE HAD A RUCKUS” the poreox did say
“HE HE, SORRY” he muttered as showed them their way.
But Dani was clever, and knew what to do
“YOURE HORRIBLE COPS, HES MISSING A GUN” Yelled Dani the 2.
1 JMueller2012 2019-08-23
Same body
1 MonsterSteve 2019-08-23
Ol’ granny hips
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-08-23
I do not like you, Jim and Sam.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-08-23
Joe Cumia Can Moo! Can You?
1 mvcv114 2019-08-23
You are still hilarious.
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-08-23
Beginner books are too advanced for Joe, check the toddler section where Anth's hanging at for some reason.
1 GHOST_BEAR_EMOJI 2019-08-23
The rockstar t shirt lmfao.