Reminder, Hugh Bond is Dawn's husband, while James Hefner is her brother.

54  2019-08-24 by ScarletNumeroo

How pathetic that Joe has to look to his brother-in-law for inspiration for his own fake name.

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At first it was Hugh Janus but then he remembered his nickname at the Big Apple Ranch and refused to mix business with pleasure.

Haha holy shit!

I'm in amazement at bewilderment how his monumental stupidity repeatedly surpasses our already low expectations

Have "Hugh" and "James" seen the women they surround themselves with?? They have no business associating themselves with the founder of Playboy. They should try derivations of "John McAfee" instead. He likes them homely and ape-like.

I did not know this. Great work.

Everything Joe does has to be ripped off from somebody else in some way. It's honestly amazing.

The original thing about him is how complete of a cunt he is

through-and-through

He’s a tribute retard

Tributard

A triburedditard

You blew it

Fuck! It was shaping up to be such a nice sunday too.

Oh my God

This is unreal

and Hugh looks like a fat Opie.

In case you aren't kidding, his other nickname was Fat Opie for exactly that reason.