This James Hefner reveal is making a nigga’s ribs hurt today

102  2019-08-24 by HollandJimmy

... and, we’re back. Fuck off, Joe. Period.

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Yes, I just realized that I'm grateful for Joe to exist. He's one of my favorite sources of entertainment.

And he gets zero money out of it. There are more people entertained by his stupidity here than at his gigs.

James is the brother of the more famous Moo Hefner.

It never ceases to amaze me how fucking retarded Joe Cumia is

What the hell did I miss now?

Joe is now performing gigs under a pseudonym because we have no effect on his life.

Jesus Christ.

Ain't it fun?

Ooof. Imagine being 60 and spending your time this way.

Just when you think it's over...

They've been saying it's over since the show got canceled in 2014. Instead, the sub got way more active and we rarely have a dull moment.

THEY PULL ME BACK IN!

I'm sure this is OK to share (if not, then just take it down mods, and don't make a big deal about it either): http://tedfass.com/artist/

Do they know about Hefner's online presence?

Whenever things get a little slow around here, you can count on Joe to deliver.

Jesus fucking Christ, a guy can't even go on a lovely date to The Clocktower, have some fun, and get a good night's sleep without missing something. I've been offline for like 10 hours.

WHAT HAPPENED NOW?!

I have an Arsenal game to get disappointed by, I'm not wasting anymoo of my morning.

Fellow gooner, eh? I just can't be fucked anymore.

Gooner here as well. It just never gets better.....

This season is different...Hopefully

Just when you think the best days are behind this sub idiot Joe keeps it going for another 6 months at least. Thank you Joe.

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Let’s take a call... James! You’re on the air!

Hmm i wonder if https://tedfass.com/ should be contacted with this information:

Joe has hundreds of tweets using the n word, and other slurs. These are provided as archive.is links which cannot be altered as Joe has claimed, and have been ruled admissible in court by a judge. Below are a few examples of the hundreds that are archived.

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20160518/08175934474/federal-judge-says-internet-archives-wayback-machine-perfectly-legitimate-source-evidence.shtml

http://archive.is/3z7Y2 http://archive.is/LQSNf http://archive.is/jwMdN http://archive.is/5li0P

I wish I had an audio feed of Joe's thoughts after we found out this latest information.

There has to be times where down deep he says to himself " damn, they are right." He would never admit it but his shit backfires in his face pretty much weekly for the last 5 years or so.

Every time he jerks off, he gives himself a facial and he can't figure out why

He's a squirter

Vurry good.