Nothing will ever be better than him writing 5 paragraphs begging for mercy, then negating all of it with his need to remind us he's a tough guy at the end of it.

He also used the word detente, which will still make me laugh even on my deathbed

Oh contrare was my favorite quote of his

I'm coming here with my fists unclenched and head held high to show you that I've actually learned a few valuable lessons here.

👊 unclenched 👋