Why go through the work of photoshopping Jim and the old lady, but leave Sam untouched?

He looks more and more like really fucked up Rickety Cricket every passing day.

That's what she's thinking.

Sam looks scarier than the mutants from The Hills Have Eyes.

Never before has Rhea Pearlman been called the good-looking one in a picture.

Sam looks like the Toxic Avenger

When the Kid Cuisine meal actually has lethal levels of radiation.

Sam Rogers is not a very good looking man.

None of the three are.

How is Rhea Perlman by far the most attractive person in that photo?