Now sing it using the word “ass”... sounds closer to the word “air”. More funny.
Your parody writing skills stink. No need to thank me. You’re welcome.
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Now sing it using the word “ass”... sounds closer to the word “air”. More funny.
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Here's how you correctly spell it, you fat leeching embarrassment excuse of a burden on society. Maybe if you didn't drop out of high school or ever worked a day in your life at a job or on self-improvement, you would know the correct way to correct the reply is:
Now sing it using the word “ass”: Sounds closer to the word “air”. Funnier.
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13 comments
1 quasi100 2019-08-25
And I've been waiting for that seaman, for all of my life
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-08-25
face contorts like he's taking a giant shit
1 DOXXER100 2019-08-25
Now sing it using the word “ass”... sounds closer to the word “air”. More funny. Your parody writing skills stink. No need to thank me. You’re welcome.
1 mvcv114 2019-08-25
You know all about ass from the Big Apple Ranch, isn't that right James?
1 Iguckfoats 2019-08-25
You are nearly 70, spending your unemployed monday suggesting parody lyrics to a phil collins song about yourself.
1 NationalTreasureOPIE 2019-08-25
Closer to 70 than 49.
1 OxfordEnDictionary 2019-08-25
Greetings fellow Netizen! I am a new bot that has been automatically summoooned because it appears you are attempting to correct someone else's grammar incorrectly, which makes you seem like a "double douche".
Your reply:
Utilizes the following incorrect grammar:
My Artificial Intelligence has scanned your comment and post history to inform a "character-appropriate" grammatic correction. Please excuse any idiomatic transcription errors as this feature is still in beta:
Here's how you correctly spell it, you fat leeching embarrassment excuse of a burden on society. Maybe if you didn't drop out of high school or ever worked a day in your life at a job or on self-improvement, you would know the correct way to correct the reply is:
No need to thank me. You’re welcome. If this has been sent in error, please contact my creator /u/YourMomsDeadInABox In the meanwhile, here's a silly ASCII cow to brighten your mooood:
1 bwaitforitjones 2019-08-25
Thank you so much James. You are a music legend Mr. Hefner.
1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-08-25
Hi Mr. James Heifer. How does it feel to have made a fool out of yourself big time once again and have nothing to say?
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-08-25
You've wasted your entire life.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-08-25
LIVING OFF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY...ALLL OF MY LIIIIIFeee...OH LAAAAAAWWWWWD
1 suirogerg 2019-08-25
James Hefner?! THE James Hefner?!
Retard.
1 SwaG-JuGGalO-YoLO69 2019-08-25
Bovine faggot