The idea of Joe calling up the few venues left that consistently book him and having to explain that he's now working under an alias because he destroyed his reputation by being a retarded racist really warms my heart.

66  2019-08-25 by SpaceCaseBassFace

15 comments

1  fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-08-25

He also has to pay the booking agent a percentage and it seems like he's working with some other musicians who've been in the cosplay band scene for a while, so they probably don't take as small a cut as the other schlubs Joe usually plays with and they probably tell him to fuck off when he tries to run it "like a military operation".

1  Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-08-25

I can't imagine they appreciate having their gigs cancelled either. I'm still hoping we'll get an AMA out of someone, someday.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-25

Sucks u/Cbanks420lol is gone. That was always his specialty.

1  Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-08-25

u/Killa_Kuhn was pretty decent too, from what I hear.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-25

He was always down to call venues.

1  Persianschlong 2019-08-25

It's wonderful

1  ZombieRoeCumia 2019-08-25

Humongoussss racissst.

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1  BeigeFrequency 2019-08-25

Joe isn't capable of shame so I doubt he had a hard time doing this

1  WheelchairFred 2019-08-25

Imagine a booker's disappointment when Joe has to correct them: "No, not vocalist and guitarist 'James Hetfield', vocalist and guitarist 'James Hefner'."

Followed by a click and then dial tone.

1  4stepsbackward 2019-08-25

I hired James Hefner for my child's 8th birthday party and he smelled like piss, demanded to be paid in spit and wouldn't stop rubbing his genitals on me.

1  ObsessiveMuso 2019-08-25

What are the odds he's brought up Reddit from nowhere while on the phone with one of these venues? Gotta be at least a dozen times, it didn't take much at all to get him spewing it all in court.

1  SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-08-25

I like to imagine that he's had to explain who we are and what reddit is several times to different dive bar owners who are in their 40's and have no interest in his pathetic internet drama. They just wanna book the fucking band and not deal with this horseshit.

1  Skip4play 2019-08-25

" So then those sons of bitches make a photo of me riding a giant dick with a rainbow in the back ground."

1  ConspiracyModsRFags 2019-08-25

ring Bar owner: Ahoy hoy? Joe: Hi this is Joe Cu-...James Hefner and I represent... BO: Did you say you're name is Joe CuJames Heffner? JH: It's just James Hefner...I really didn't want to bring up Reddit...or pedophilia