Joe thinks he’ll be able to remove all traces of his idiocy so his poor daughter won’t have to see it in a couple years. It’s his life’s mission now

32  2019-08-24 by shickadantz

News flash, chubsy: we control your legacy. Maybe you should spend time assisting your daughter in life by being a positive and caring influence on her so she is able to love you no matter what “Reddit” says.

But no, instead the absences continue to pile up while you tilt at windmills here like a bovine Don Quixote.

We own you in life and beyond, Cowmia. Too bad.

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She already has permanent memories of Joe speeding in the breakdown lane recording himself talking into his phone going "DurrrRrRRr WHy iS eVerYoNE a ShiTTy DrIveR buT ME?!". Unless she grows up to be dumb like Joe one day she'll realize he would constantly put her life in danger while driving just to try and look cool on the internet.

I hope she learns from him about how not to live your life and has success but doesn’t use it to support him. Hopefully she also settles down with a nice colored professional gentleman.

The poor kid doesn’t deserve this.

Joe should man up and do the right thing; relinquish parental rights immediately.

It's not even just her finding everything and being embarrassed of him that'll be the problem. Joe has royally fucked things up for her reputation as well as his own. We're at the point now where you can't really do anything anymore without having someone try to Google your name or check out your social media accounts. The biggest thing is with employers. A Google search is pretty much par for the course nowadays when it comes to job interviews. But you also see it in school admissions, Apartments, etc...

Anytime in the future that somebody looks online for Joe's daughter like that, he has pretty much ensured that they're going to find all of this bullshit and it will most definitely reflect badly on her and interfere with her opportunities later in life.

I mean if you were an employer and you found all of this shit, would you really take a chance on getting involved with the Cumias? Poor girl's gonna have to change her name and move overseas somewhere.

She can/will just change her name the day she turns 18.

I wonder if she's allowed to be around Uncle Anthony without supervision? Given his history it seems sort of risky to me, but then again I'm not an obese amateur musician whose main claim to fame is filming my brother while he pathetically mugs for the camera in blackface.

Unfortunately he doesn’t give a shit about his family and friends, we have been shitting on everyone for ever, he only went on a hissy fit once the boc vid came out, he is a self centered smooth brain wide ass name changing cock sucking leech-cow hybrid

Just like the little runt has forfeited the right to be indignant over "disrespect to loved ones" after his treatment of Lady Di, the old oaf loses any possible spark of sympathy for not doing what any capable father would do: take his children's pics off the web, refrain from anything that could create more shit for her to find, hire an attorney and look into scrubbing any remaining images using her face from the web while she's still of an age where a judge will go Okay then. I mean Jesus Christ, that kid can probably sue him later for allowing this trainwreck to happen.