I really thought Bro Joe couldn't out do himself after the People's Court appearance, but this is honestly amazing. James Hefner? What in God's name is going through this man's head.

60  2019-08-24 by gregorio_ilidivich

Not much. But he is doing all this so he can tell his brother, "I'd be making more money, but your fans are killing me, bro. Look, 250 DMCAs, that's a lot of work", as oppose to simply realizing no one is interested in watching some fat old man play a set-list that is really just a list of his favorite songs.

What demographic is this geared towards exactly:

Eric Clapton, Tom Petty, Nirvana, Allman Brothers, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Tom Jones, and more

Nirvana and Tom Jones? Seriously Joe, maybe you should have just worked a menial job that provided some benefits while collecting your allowance instead of trying to prove that you are in some way talented. Had you any know-how, you could have easily been retired by now instead of neglecting your children and establishing yourself as a complete idiot for the foreseeable future.

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What in God's name is going through this man's head.

Mooooooo

Tail swishing to shoo the flies away from his distended asshole.

Joe's ears flicker furiously in the August heat as horseflies are drawn to the excessive buildup of wax.

I watched him do a great Nirvana cover of “Rape Me” at The Big Apple Ranch. The fellas loved it that night.

Dopey Joe is probably heard somebody call James Hetfield, James Hefner and thinks it happens a lot,so he is trying to get hits on it

Cant remember who said it. But I like the theory that he combined the names James Bond and Hugh Hefner.

His brother in law’s alias is Hugh Bond, he plays with SAMCRO.

"has zero effect on our lives!"

Joe should have assumed we'd find it eventually and chosen something that isn't the equivalent of gasoline on the fire.

Wind.