American Psychow
23 2019-08-25 by RED_FORK
“I have all the characteristics of a human being: HIV positive blood, pock marked flesh, hot dog colored skin, balding hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust with libtards. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don’t know why. My nightly saliva-lust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of a subpoena frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
There is an idea of a James Hefner, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cow eyed gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel my flesh gripping your cock and maybe you can even sense our sedentary, aimless, welfare-funded lifestyles are comparable. I simply am not there.”
-Joseph Cumia
17 comments
1 botrickbateman 2019-08-25
I take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I check my toenails.
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1 senselessdegenerate 2019-08-25
Good bot
1 botrickbateman 2019-08-25
Your compliment was sufficient.
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1 senselessdegenerate 2019-08-25
The fuck did you say to me?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-25
I brought an uzi to the gym today.
1 botrickbateman 2019-08-25
I screened calls all morning long in my apartment, taking none of them, glaring tiredly at a cordless phone while sipping cup after cup of decaf herbal tea. Afterwards I went to the gym, where I worked out for two hours; then I had lunch at the Health Bar and could barely eat half of an endive-with-carrot-dressing salad I ordered.
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1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-25
What about the you stuffed a starving rat into a woman's vagina? Murdered a kid. Or walked around with a severed head on your dick?
Or is this just the toned down faggy movie version bot.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-08-25
How are you feeling
1 botrickbateman 2019-08-25
My chest feels like ice.
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1 senselessdegenerate 2019-08-25
Made any reservations for those ribs, pal?
1 botrickbateman 2019-08-25
I’m sitting in DuPlex, the new Tony McManus restaurant in Tribeca, with Christopher Armstrong, who also works at P & P. We went to Exeter together, then he went to the University of Pennsylvania and Wharton, before moving to Manhattan. We, inexplicably, could not get reservations at Subjects, so Armstrong suggested this place.
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1 BloviatingUdders 2019-08-25
"I have to return some of my brother's money."
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-08-25
“You know what Scott Shannon said about his house?”
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-08-25
Hey Eric, aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
1 GeMigMat 2019-08-25
Did you know that Rotgut's debut LP, called simply 'Live at the Apollo' had 0 number one singles on it? Did you know that, Christie?
1 smashthafunk 2019-08-25
"Cool it with the pro-Semitic remarks"
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-25
Feed me child spit