Once again, Joe dox'd himself by posting a video of 'The U2 Show' that listed the band members 'names' in the video description.

I hate that he called himself hefner, like the fat mouth breathing cunt is some sort of playboy

I read it as heifer.

Jimmy Heifer.. Fat Jimmy 2.0.

I guess it didn't go over well when he told his band mates they'd all have to come up with aliases "to fool the trolls"

holy shit, he looks exactly like this spit sipping racist pedophile who was on People's Court a while ago.

Can't be, guys got a totally different (and ethnically pure) name.

It's Joe's version of Joeymeatsauce

Was that photo in the top left taken at Bobo's house too?

Yes

He can't have possibly called himself James Hefner without realizing how much it sounds like Heffer, right?

the closest a Cumia's ever gotten to going to college was when Joe's cover band played in the parking lot at Notre Dame.

I'll have you know the band was (allegedly) paid $3000 for the privilege of driving 24 hours round trip to that show! Which works out to 2x minimum wage per hour per member if you don't count time to sleep, graze, set up, breakdown, or perform or expenses like gas, food, Jameson, shelter, farrier, incidentals (more like $20/hr).

Plus Hefner is a German name. He wants to be white so badly. He's ashamed his name ends in a vowel.

Carmela’s mom was a real cunt

"Russ was a diplomat. This was a shock for them."

How much blur is on that retards photoshop

He’s practically a cartoon in that picture.

James Hefner?

Hugh's retarded, gay leech of a younger brother?

I didn't know Hugh had a retarded black brother

Is this fat idiot really gonna say "no those "TWEETS" were MANIPULATED by "image-jerr" and i am Jeffrey Hefner not Joey Collen Cumia. They are online terrorist out to get me. OK now do you have my 24 towels and "BIG SANDWICH" with the fatty mayo? Moo."

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Very nice. Joe will be losing gigs. Contact info on site http://tedfass.com/artist/the-james-hefner-solo-trio/

Ted Fass is also a moniker for Ted Sheckler

The Ted Fass Entertainment Emporium. Providing entertainment by legally contracted racists since 1996.

James Heffer

What a dumb fuck he is. Geez

Unplugged except for the Digitech looper. Fucks sake this shit was dated by hipsters in 2007

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James Hefner was caught performing fellatio on Alzheimer’s patients in a Long Island nursing home (Anyone can do it!). This can’t be the same guy.

James Heffer

James Heffer

Nice wrist sweatbands, stupid.

Nigel Igger is interested in pricing info.

Remember the fry bread?

Someone book him to play at the big Apple ranch.

Is that the same James Hefner that interviewed David Duke on The Joseph Cumia Show?

I'm not sure, it might be the James Hefner who is a long time, close personal friend & business partner of Jeffrey Hollander, a convicted violent pedophile rapist.

Old Jimmy Limp Wrist

Friendly Eyes Cumia

Sounds like THREE whole musicians!! So you mean playing the guitar with a loop pedal and singing? Must have taken him years to perfect his talent.

Must have taken him years to perfect his talent.

Nah, that's how long it took him to learn how to peel potatoes.

This is the musical version of patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time!

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Ha ha! HAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I'm half-hard right now.

Prove it

This is so god damn unbelievably sad and stupid. If I didn't know so much of Joe's history I would never believe it.

LOL look at the fat braying moo-cow putting his entire heart and soul into a sad old classic rock chestnut he didn't even write. Faggot.

A reminder, Joe: venues don't cancel your shows because of the music, or even the performance - it's you as a person they're rejecting.

Once they find out what you're like, they don't want to as a customer, much less a performer.

I didn't believe this shit was real...holy fuck is he dumb.

James *Heffer

Huh, let me check out this James Hefner for our coffee bar..."I'm known as the solo joe acoustic show because I can sound like a full band." Dafuq?

Lames Heffer

So this means Joseph Cumia can’t claim ownership of James Hefner’s photos and videos, right?

His big ears, shiny dome, inexistent jaw line and alcoholic's nose make up for quite a sight. All that combined with his dumb expression, unwarranted confidence and cookie cutter look; wristbands comp'd -- it's just all so caricatural

I guess my first question would be: "Joe: Why chose the name 'James Hefner?' Where did it come from? What's going on, big guy?"

it's real, I'm looking at the site right now

I had to check, I wasn't sure if one of the local autists was up to something

Joe will be forced to change name like we change subs

HAHA HOLY SHIT

Again once I think he can't out buffoon himself he proves me wrong

Remember when he boasted about using an unnamed booking agent and changed the name of the band so this place couldnt see what he was up to?

Those were the days.

This is the god damned funniest thing I've seen in months.

dude this guy is providing more content than ant did in the past 5 years.. that shit is fucking hilarious.. what a dumb shit.

even provides a link to yelp for easy access to posting reviews of this shit show

From the description

With a “looper” on his guitar for creating his own backing tracks on the spot, and a “smart vocal harmonizer” for adding 2 additional vocals to his performance on the fly, you’d swear that you’re listening to a full band.

He does these impersonations...

James uses his arsenal of music gear

He's the equivalent of a guy playing spoons while singing