The color is inconsequential to Mr. Hefner. He will most likely open the Gatorade, pour 3/4 out, and refill the remainder with child saliva that he smuggled into the venue via his solid state Squire guitar amplifier. Addicts will go to extreme lengths for their next fix; a Rock and Roll icon like James Hefner is no different.
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2 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-24
BLUE Gatorade, to throw us off the trail
1 RED_FORK 2019-08-24
The color is inconsequential to Mr. Hefner. He will most likely open the Gatorade, pour 3/4 out, and refill the remainder with child saliva that he smuggled into the venue via his solid state Squire guitar amplifier. Addicts will go to extreme lengths for their next fix; a Rock and Roll icon like James Hefner is no different.
1 Persianschlong 2019-08-24
A DB cooper parachute, although he wouldn't know how to use the fucking thing
1 WhereTheShitComesOut 2019-08-24
Cock rings and anal lube.
1 2Shirts4life 2019-08-24
a set of bunny ears and a leotard with tights
1 bigbird911 2019-08-24
A sack of Kentucky blue grass (COMP’D!)
1 McGowan9 2019-08-24
A ham, mayo and hardboiled egg sandwich. ANYONE CAN DO IT!
1 ZombieRoeCumia 2019-08-24
Buck from The Ranch.
1 joemoomia 2019-08-24
5000 sq. feet of nice juicy grass for grazing.
1 mvcv114 2019-08-24
Child spit on ice.