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Brennan on Schumer marrying a chef
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2018-02-15
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Derosa started doing a classic O&A style rant about Tom Arnold being a buffoon and calling him out on his bullshit. Of course the two pussies didn’t engage back.
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2018-09-17
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Jesus Amy, if you’re going rip off jokes, then steal them from some unknown comic like Rich Vos, not Dave fucking Chappelle
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2017-03-26
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Sad to say but Roseanne still has more balls than all the Cellar backtable pussies combined
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2018-03-29
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The House That Louis Built
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2018-09-10
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Nah, men never regret fucking her
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2018-02-07
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Black Dude Disgusted By Opie’s Tits
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2018-06-12
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Sirius convinced a mid-day host that he's the channel's biggest star. Someone tell the whiny pussy that in America if you're on during lunch hour and not rush hour, you might as well not be on at all
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2017-07-14
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Brock Lesnar > Norm Macdonald. Generic UFC/WWE fighters > Colin Quinn.
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2017-04-13
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#80 Rank indicates interviews with UFC fighters aren't what fans want. There's a reason Rogan very rarely and very selectively brings fighters on his podcast. Hint: most are extremely boring conversationally
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2017-04-14
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Postcards from Mark Normand
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2018-07-06
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I'm worried about Kurt Metzger. It's been a year since he vanished from comedy after Schumer outed him on Charlie Rose as "the real problem" with the rampant thefts and rapes on her show
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2017-07-15
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Rogan’s A 50 Year Old Douche
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2017-11-07
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Emotionally abusuve pussyhound Marc Maron: "A conversation needs to happen around men's struggle to be woke.”
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2019-04-03
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When is the 6th Annual Von Can’t Get A Job Benefit?
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2018-02-06
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The Moment America Finally Said Fuck Off Already With Forcefeeding This Pig Down Our Throats
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2017-05-22
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Jim Norton Pisses Off Janeane Garofalo
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2017-06-25
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Boston comic Nick Di Paolo is fired by SiriusXM for tweet to ‘future school shooter’
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2018-04-26
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Wait Until They Hear How Chelsea Ate The Ass Of A Man Who Gets Fucked By Tranvestites
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2018-09-17
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Don't show this to Cumia or Dipaolo
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2017-04-28
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Louie & the Back Table Are Finally Gone, So Please Be Sure To Come By and Enjoy Our Hummus While Listening To My Vagina Jokes All Night
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2018-09-10
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I used to be funny
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2019-02-26
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Jimmy Kimmel Claims Gregg Opie Hughes Is the Most Powerful Man in New York
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2017-04-15
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What did Louis do to Jimmy?
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2018-02-15
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Never Forget: Colin Quinn Subliminally Predicted 9/11 Months Earlier
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2018-09-12
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Why are there 562 peckas here right now? Who'd you all piss off this time?
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2017-05-16
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Sherrod Stole The Yeah Shit From Mayweather?
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2017-07-15
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If this aired today .... ? 1980 Beer Chug Championship Starring OJ, Jenner & Namath. Sexual Assault On A Reporter. Students Chugging. Confederate General Jokes in Front of OJ In A Place He Wasn’t Allowed To Play College Ball Just A Decade Earlier
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2017-10-27
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Brennan Developing a Late Night Series at Fox
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2017-11-21
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Opie's Not Racist
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2017-07-15
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Has there ever been a more talented collection of fuckups than O&A and their regulars?
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2017-11-10
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Check out this guy’s credits
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2017-12-05
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Is Dipaolo wearing a helmet in this photo or an Oscar Gamble Afro?
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2017-04-18
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Civilians will never understand what it takes to be a club headliner
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2017-06-16
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Another WFAN drive time slot suddenly opens up. Will Opie replace Carton after he was arrested by the Feds?
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2017-09-06
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Phil Mushnick Would Be Very Upset If He Heard WFAN Was Considering Opie As A Carton Replacement
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2017-09-08
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What pisses you off more: that the show is over, that there’s zero chance of it coming back or that you wouldn’t even want it to come back because you now despise all 3 of them?
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2018-08-12
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Metzger declined an offer to go on LOS to get his $100. What a pussy.
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2018-04-03
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Free Amy
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2018-09-04
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The Ringer: She should go do another season of Inside Amy Schumer so we can be reminded why we thought she was smart and good in the first place. That is, just as long as she keeps Kurt Metzger far, far away.
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2017-05-16
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Oh Goodness Gracious. Bill Burr Disgustingly Sexualizes Jesus, Virgin Mary. Nothing titillating or comical about desecrating the sacred virgin mother of Jesus for normal people. Glad I won’t be in that writer’s shoes when he meets his Maker.
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2017-06-11
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Patton Oswalt Didn't Kill River Phoenix
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2017-09-06
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Will Opie get the call? Or will he again be told to not apply without Anthony & Jimmy?
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2017-11-17
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Kelsey Cook shamelessly delivers Dane Cook’s Chief Buddy Pal bit as Amy Schumer
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2018-06-20
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17 minutes in, Burr mocks Schumer stealing the black power salute during a hacky protest
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2018-10-09
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Has Colin Kaepernick heard Amy’s racist jokes?
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2018-10-19
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Baby Schumer is a feminist too
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2018-10-23
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The Death of Apu
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2018-10-29
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When Kaepernick took a knee, Schumer did Old Navy commercials. When Kaepernick wasn’t signed, Schumer did Bud Light commercials. When Madison Avenue wasn’t interested anymore because the old ads failed, she turned into Angela Davis even though the players aren’t kneeling anymore
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2018-10-29
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Schumer sucks, but the bitch has Trumpian balls and doesn’t back down. She’s now taunting this sub specifically with her Nixonian denials
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2018-10-31
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Happy birthday, Sexy Jesus
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2018-12-23
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Jim & Sam think they’re taking the high road. It’s infuriating. They’re just inept cowards unable to stand toe to toe with Opest*r
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2018-12-25
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Roy Scheider Was A Good Egg
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2018-12-25
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Norton Cross-Examines Internal Affairs Officers Apatow & Holmes
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2019-01-15
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Patrice O'Neal & Louis C.K. - Gal-Bashing Comics
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2019-02-05
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I hurt comedians by stealing jokes and bullying them into silence. Judd covered it up for me by claiming I’m one of the great jokewriters of our time, but I’m not. I want to make it right. I’m trying to figure out the best way to do that. I’d like to make you laugh. Is that OK?
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2019-02-08
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Uncle Paul With A Wicked Uncle Charlie
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2017-06-09
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The Curse of the Galloping Guinea
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2018-05-10
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Opie didn’t even appear on the second episode of his podcast?
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2018-05-11
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I guess she didn’t enjoy her burrito
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2018-06-16
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