Happy birthday, Sexy Jesus

1  2018-12-23 by SchumersStolenJokes

14 comments

"Imagine how much people would donate for his documentary"

Josie Wales and Lone Watie.

The gum to tooth ratio is beyond ape like.

Is that seriously what Nia looks like? You could’ve settled for a spicy mulatta to satisfy your white guilt complex but no you choose Whoopi Goldberg instead wtf?

And she'd probably have been more respectful to you in captions.

Even on an otherwise stunning woman, that gum to tooth ratio would be a deal breaker

I would love to have a conversation with Jared Leto. It would be like talking to Tony Hinchcliffe. Just absolute delusions.

I think her parents were rich. Billy boy married some financial backing

She is painfully obsessed with celebrity. A long while ago, before i had completely given up on bills podcast, she actually gets on and does a shout out to kim kardashian and says in all sincerity "heyy gurrrl...incase you're listening". She's the worst.

Christ she is ugly

I've lost all respect for Bill Burr. From now on I'm going to pretend he died around 2011.

Stinks getting the inside scoop

Nightmare fuel

Those fucking gums