Civilians will never understand what it takes to be a club headliner

4  2017-06-16 by SchumersStolenJokes

12 comments

Yes I would fuck that fat pig and try to hide it in shame from my friends

No shame in it. We'd all fuck screech.

I was going to ask

I bet her ass smells like old ricotta

and looks like it

Look at me!!!! I could have sex with a gurl and I have friends I am so kewl XDXD!!!1

You can tell he's a funny guy by that SNARKY glare he's giving us!

Why did you post this?

The only thing screeching now is the scale he gets on every morning.

https://youtu.be/dNAA508RzMs

Didn't that guy stab somebody in a bar fight?

Don't know; but the other one was Screech on Saved by the Bell.