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Is Sam really pissed that Bobby Lee didn’t know his last name? You’re a fucking nobody, Sam. As Bobby said, you were a producer on a popular show but you’ve done nothing to make a name for yourself
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2018-05-16
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This Lauren saga proves that Opie was always right about one thing: Never hire holes. They add nothing and it always ends ugly. He just never realized he was the hole.
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2017-10-12
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Lauren walked out on Chip just like she walked out on her husband. Her chin grows an inch every time she breaks a vow.
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2017-10-11
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Last Seen Holding His Sides
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2017-11-01
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Somebody thinks he’s too cool and handsome to put a hat on
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2018-05-28
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Due to decreasing demand, we are raising prices
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2018-05-04
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A white wife who’s been pissed and shit on by a gay tranny fucker is not seen enough
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2019-03-27
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Sammy Chickentendies Is Now The Fattest Of The Three
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2018-05-04
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I’m looking for video of an accused pedophile angry that he won a case on People’s Court. Can’t find it on Facebook
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2017-10-10
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Let's Hold Off on the Louis C.K. Rehabilitation, Okay?
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2018-04-18
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These ginzaloons can’t stop ruining their lives on Twitter #FreeSoftServe
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2018-04-24
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Sammy, stop lying to yourself. You’re not skinny fat anymore. You’re just fat. Sammy Fatmuffins
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2018-05-04
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Suddenly, Jimmy Kimmel Is Our Cronkite
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2017-10-30
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I didn’t want to do anything. I was basically retired to be honest with ya, but Sabean asked me for a favor, so I said alright, I’ll help out an old pal.
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2018-05-04
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This is the kind of shit that makes Opie unemployable
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2018-02-06
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Meat Wagon Henley Is So Old That His More Famous Brother Was A White Running Back In The SEC
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2018-05-28
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This is your hero?
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2019-04-04
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Out of the loop ... what did Louis do to make Jimmy such a Judas? Poor Lou gave him all those big breaks but as soon as he got in trouble Jimmy joined the shame chanting crowd.
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2018-01-03
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ME: Hey Huey Lewis, did Nirvana ruin your career? (Was Opie alive in the 80s & 90s? Does he not know that Huey stopped being popular years before and that Nirvana had no effect on pop singers like Huey. And then Opie gets flustered and pissed when Huey basically says WTF?!?!?).
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2018-03-20
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O&A crew react to Louis blocking the kitchen doorway squeezing his turkey baster #cellartabletoo
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2017-11-23
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Come on, Ari. Opie stole your podcasting style and now he’s beating you in the rankings.
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2018-05-30
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After seeing this post, I came to the conclusion that standup comedy sucks. But then I remembered that Hinchcliffe and Ralphie May are barely considered standups
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2017-10-08
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Dave Smith Biopic
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2017-10-11
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May 2018 is great! The Return of Opie and the Cobra Kai. Fuck Larusso. Fuck Macchio. Fuck Miyagi. Fuck the Cumias. Fuck Norton. Fuck Roberts. This is the month 50 year old blonde assholes stuck in the 80s strike back.
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2018-05-03
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Fattica! Fattica! Fattica! Fattica!
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2018-10-04
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Mom, Dad, they mentioned me in a magazine!!!!!
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2018-10-25
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ME: Fawk Norm. I was nothing but fawkin’ nice to that fawkin’ asshole. Fawkin’ Howard made Norm say that
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2018-10-25
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Opie moping around thinking about Rogan
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2018-11-06
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Up to speed now ... so Jimmy ain’t a Judas? In a few years, Louis & Jimmy will hug and laugh like Redford & Newman at the end of The Sting and we’ll laugh our asses off too knowing the world has been had by those cheeky lads, but we were in on the joke all along? Amirite, gang?
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2018-01-04
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Saint Peter is the Opie of Heaven. He won’t let Sean Rouse in the Gates. That’s why Norton’s suicidal. He wants to go up there and motherfuck St. Opieter and tell him he’s a ssssscccccumbag
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2018-07-08
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If Louis CK’s wife overdosed in a drug den their child called home, would Apatow, Patton, Holmes and Richter demand that he publicly address what was going on in that home before remarrying and releasing books and specials and starring on tv and making cutesy nerd references on stage?
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2019-04-02
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