Lauren walked out on Chip just like she walked out on her husband. Her chin grows an inch every time she breaks a vow.

166  2017-10-11 by OpieIsUnemployable

34 comments

1  The-Lunger 2017-10-11

What's this now? The Chin was married?

1  tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-10-11

Yes.

1  opestersmammarydrip 2017-10-11

You mean her surname is MacTonight?

1  Dagidugidai 2017-10-11

Yeah, or like Jay Leno or something

1  tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-10-11

Wait wait...

1  The-Lunger 2017-10-11

I wish someone had posted a picture of that when The Chin thing first started. It was a great reference. If your in the right age demos, I'm not sure how long they used him in commercials.

1  kingship75 2017-10-11

Too long. That motherfucker terrified nine-year old (shuuure) kingship.

1  bonniesretardsister 2017-10-11

He's a meme now. The people who used him as a racist don't remember the ads, he just looked like he had a KKK hood on and they needed an avatar for the racist rap.

1  bonniesretardsister 2017-10-11

She might be Moonman's dauhter. She did laugh at Anthony's black jokes.

1  andrewjacksonjihadz 2017-10-11

don t do it, i luv moonman :(

1  9NepaliRed6 2017-10-11

How do you know this?

I knew her name didn't sound Italian at all.

1  McGowan9 2017-10-11

Kubera sounds Czech or Polish.

1  9NepaliRed6 2017-10-11

That's what I'm saying. K isn't even a prominent letter in the Italian lexicon. And yet she said on Chip's podcast she's 100% Italian.

Maybe she did marry someone and kept his name.

1  kingship75 2017-10-11

100% Italian

"It's me, Lauren Ku-BEAR-ahh. Welcome to ma' pahd-caaast."

1  bonniesretardsister 2017-10-11

http://printmealovenote.blogspot.com/2013/06/mr-mrs-kuberas-wedding.html

1  TheMaestro2 2017-10-11

On May 4, 2013, at 3 p.m., I became Mrs. Lauren Kubera! It was the most beautiful day of my entire life and a moment in time that I will remember and cherish forever.

Yeah, until she left him to hang around with jaded open mic comics

1  RamonFrunkis 2017-10-11

K isn't a letter in the Italian alphabet.

Neither is J, W, X, or Y

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, Z

1  Proptrash 2017-10-11

This made me giggle

1  Toss__Pot 2017-10-11

Her chin grows an inch every time she breaks a vow.

She must've vowed to Dave his comedy is worth listening to.

1  theropers 2017-10-11

What does that even mean? A vow is something you say you'll do, not an opinion. And how could she "break the vow" that his comedy is funny?

And yes I know I'm being a cunt

1  Toss__Pot 2017-10-11

EDIT: vowed to tell him if his comedy stinks. Better?!

but thanks, I've been feeling thick as shit recently

1  AlvinItchyCock 2017-10-11

Pinochicunt

1  chickenfan1 2017-10-11

pinochet

1  dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-10-11

Pinchot, Bronson

1  kingship75 2017-10-11

Get out of the city!

1  TheDarkFezRises 2017-10-11

Chinochet

1  Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-10-11

You should’ve been in his helicopter

1  turdthief2 2017-10-11

BOOOO

1  TossyMcSalad 2017-10-11

Chinocchio

1  buttriot 2017-10-11

This is fucked up. What if she had a legit reason for walking out? Like his dick was small or something.

1  Alansmithee22 2017-10-11

Kubara is a Jewish name

1  retromingent_cunt 2017-10-11

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1  FatassTitePants 2017-10-11

Worst bot ever

1  thebedshow 2017-10-11

I can't imagine the size of her chin when she breaks the vow of silence she is currently on. 1 inch for that and 1 for abandoning chip. The prophecies were true.

1  opestersmammarydrip 2017-10-11

You mean her surname is MacTonight?

1  9NepaliRed6 2017-10-11

How do you know this?

I knew her name didn't sound Italian at all.

1  9NepaliRed6 2017-10-11

That's what I'm saying. K isn't even a prominent letter in the Italian lexicon. And yet she said on Chip's podcast she's 100% Italian.

Maybe she did marry someone and kept his name.