It's not kids, it's Hollywood. The more famous you get, the tighter you get pulled into the inner circle, then you really start buying into the group think. It's a cult. Look at Louie.
“I go to bed worried, and I wake up worried, and I honestly don’t know if things are going to be okay.” - are you jumping into occupied France? Or just waking up in your mansion and going to work making LOL soccer mom safe "fucking Matt Damon" bits?
"I mean, with the exception of one show that I declared a “No-Trump Tuesday,” there wasn’t one night of the year leading up to the election where we didn’t talk about politics."
You talked about him even when you didn't talk about him, you fucking bore. And you never talked about 'politics,' you talked about the presidential campaigns. And you only talked about one of them. Everything about this interview is infuriating.
that's a great point, i don't think any of these people actually talk about politics. they never explore shit going on in congress or actual policies being put forward. like all media personalities it's reactions to headlines which are reactions to studies nobody took the time to actually read.
"how about this, have you heard about this? [reads huffpo headline] i mean isn't that crazy? this guy's crazy. but i guess that's what happens when crazy people vote. [bass lick, cymbal splash, applause.]"
Exactly. How many people do you know who would describe themselves as being 'into politics' could even tell you who their representatives are, let alone name a piece of legislation for the last 10 years. Media politics is literally 100% cultural commentary from the top down.
It is also interesting they seem to have given up on Colbert being their new Jon Stewart. You know your show sucks when the "tell kids they won't be getting Halloween candy" guy immediately gets declared to be more important than you despite doing 15 years of political comedy.
this is only because he has cried at least twice on air. he paid the cost to be the liberal boss: he blubbered like a bitch in front of america so now he gets to tell everyone what to be upset about.
Last I heard Colbert was number 1 in ratings. Unless Kimmel took the spot. In the end at least it's not Fallon who I once watched play giant beer pong with Pitbull
I think the three are taking turns being #1 now since they're all about even. But Colbert used to be way ahead of Kimmel, so it looks like a lot of Fallon's audience watches Kimmel now.
At least Greg Giraldo--a real fucking comedian--got him pretty good at a roast. He said he heard jimmy got appendicitis: "I didn't know you could get that from being overrated." Then the audience booed and he basically laughed at them for making Kimmel their sacred cow.
That was 10 years ago, and Giraldo was always a left-leaning guy. I guess he just knew Kinmel was phony hack. Very prescient.
Giraldo also had the crack about Sarah Silverman's (Kimmel's girlfriend at the time) pussy getting dry around guys who couldn't help her in the business.
Your Cronkite is nothing more than a Brian Williams. When will people not see the bullshit of today was the bullshit of yesterday... except people believed anything on the idiot box. Wake the fuck up.
I love every time Imus bashes Kimmel. His hate delights me. Kimmel lost as much character as he has weight.
People act like the Trump administration is pulling citizens out of their homes and shooting them. These pussies would be in the fetal position if they were subject to real genocide or interment. Wanna know why America is great? Because I work 32 hours a week and still can have luxuries like a toilet, automobile, and a hot shower. Millionaire pussies.
67 comments
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-30
What is it about having kids that turns you into a massive faggot?
1 redtheftauto 2017-10-30
It makes you care. That is, until you see an affordable yet not poor quality sound system from America's #1 sound bar company, Vizio
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-30
Sound quality should be a top 5 priority in every American male's life. Sometimes your offspring have to take one for the team.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-30
I wouldn't die for anything less than a Bose. Kuhn fucked up.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-30
He's still alive and kicking. And when he gets out in 10 to 15, he's got his eyes on a nice set of Harman Kardons.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-30
Pardon me, I meant Kuhn Jr.
Dumb fuck shouldn't have gotten back in the car.
1 xyniphis 2017-10-30
My favourite part was that he stopped to cover his license plate with his sweater. Like the fucking cameras didnt catch you coming in.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-30
Or the store employees couldn't simply describe his hatchet-wound of a nose.
1 majestik6 2017-10-30
You're not wrong
1 lord_minidisc 2017-10-30
Not affordable enough.
1 OpieIsUnemployable 2017-10-30
he already raised kids. So I don’t know why he cares about this kid.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-30
Ratings.
hurr durr Drumf is low hanging fruit.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-10-30
probably fucking your boys in the ass and liking it.
1 liesalotguy 2017-10-30
It's not kids, it's Hollywood. The more famous you get, the tighter you get pulled into the inner circle, then you really start buying into the group think. It's a cult. Look at Louie.
1 hoohootellemkeith 2017-10-30
“I go to bed worried, and I wake up worried, and I honestly don’t know if things are going to be okay.” - are you jumping into occupied France? Or just waking up in your mansion and going to work making LOL soccer mom safe "fucking Matt Damon" bits?
1 UnintendedQueef 2017-10-30
What a phony. He just choose to bring more kids into this world. He can't be too worried.
1 redtheftauto 2017-10-30
Give him a break. Lil niggas heart sounds like cupheads gun https://youtu.be/pnEv-WgfjpA
1 laurens_tits 2017-10-30
Holy shit that is brutal haha
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-30
Didn't the guy just ask not to do this to him because he knew more Man Show clips would be posted on twitter?
1 CellularPeptideCake 2017-10-30
"I mean, with the exception of one show that I declared a “No-Trump Tuesday,” there wasn’t one night of the year leading up to the election where we didn’t talk about politics."
You talked about him even when you didn't talk about him, you fucking bore. And you never talked about 'politics,' you talked about the presidential campaigns. And you only talked about one of them. Everything about this interview is infuriating.
1 Yaseetheo 2017-10-30
He really is a gay faggot.
1 PretentiousJackass 2017-10-30
"I apologise for my biased news coverage, I am coming out as a gay man."
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-30
that's a great point, i don't think any of these people actually talk about politics. they never explore shit going on in congress or actual policies being put forward. like all media personalities it's reactions to headlines which are reactions to studies nobody took the time to actually read.
"how about this, have you heard about this? [reads huffpo headline] i mean isn't that crazy? this guy's crazy. but i guess that's what happens when crazy people vote. [bass lick, cymbal splash, applause.]"
1 CellularPeptideCake 2017-10-30
Exactly. How many people do you know who would describe themselves as being 'into politics' could even tell you who their representatives are, let alone name a piece of legislation for the last 10 years. Media politics is literally 100% cultural commentary from the top down.
1 aceop 2017-10-30
I wonder who is holding him hostage and how much CP is on his computer.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-30
It is also interesting they seem to have given up on Colbert being their new Jon Stewart. You know your show sucks when the "tell kids they won't be getting Halloween candy" guy immediately gets declared to be more important than you despite doing 15 years of political comedy.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-30
this is only because he has cried at least twice on air. he paid the cost to be the liberal boss: he blubbered like a bitch in front of america so now he gets to tell everyone what to be upset about.
1 maynardsabeast 2017-10-30
Last I heard Colbert was number 1 in ratings. Unless Kimmel took the spot. In the end at least it's not Fallon who I once watched play giant beer pong with Pitbull
1 xyniphis 2017-10-30
At least Fallon realizes that beer pong with celebrities is all the shows are good for.
Nothing worse than some pompous or unfunny 4 min interview with Harvey's latest cumdumpster.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-30
Fallon just wants to drink on the job because he's a raving drunk.
I can spot my kind.
1 dmix 2017-10-30
But he has a job...
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-30
I think the three are taking turns being #1 now since they're all about even. But Colbert used to be way ahead of Kimmel, so it looks like a lot of Fallon's audience watches Kimmel now.
1 AnonCauseSJWsDoxx 2017-10-30
The three late night hosts are splitting the audience of 10 million self-hating white people fairly evenly.
The second one of the networks puts a black host on one of those programs, he'll get ALL 10 million of the viewers who watch these retard shows.
1 americanmook 2017-10-30
Nice name pussy.
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2017-10-30
"Girls on Trampolines" yet now he is the moral voice of America. Jimmy Kimmel will do whatever they tell him to.
1 John_Gulbunny 2017-10-30
I thought he said he wasn't the moral voice when he didn't say anything about Weinstein? What a piece of shit
1 xyniphis 2017-10-30
They only claim to be a comedian when they get called on their bullshit.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2017-10-30
Don't forget his Karl Malone blackface.
1 LamarThePotato 2017-10-30
Another faggot who thinks he plays a major role in the World. Reading the teleprompter for years really makes you delusional.
1 CoolerKing37 2017-10-30
I'd like him to be our Peter Jennings real, real soon...
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-10-30
I was hoping for a Christine Chubbock reenactment.
1 LCFlowers 2017-10-30
Dark.
1 theviceroy37 2017-10-30
Lol at how hard that faggot interviewer was trying to get him to denounce the Man Show before giving up and moving on.
1 Basehead_Vos 2017-10-30
At least Greg Giraldo--a real fucking comedian--got him pretty good at a roast. He said he heard jimmy got appendicitis: "I didn't know you could get that from being overrated." Then the audience booed and he basically laughed at them for making Kimmel their sacred cow. That was 10 years ago, and Giraldo was always a left-leaning guy. I guess he just knew Kinmel was phony hack. Very prescient.
1 LarryKleist711 2017-10-30
Giraldo also had the crack about Sarah Silverman's (Kimmel's girlfriend at the time) pussy getting dry around guys who couldn't help her in the business.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2017-10-30
Perry Caravello was right to sue him.
1 chaoshallnotfall 2017-10-30
They both share the same kind of delusion of grandeur.
1 DefaultTrash 2017-10-30
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1 MoeGreenVegas 2017-10-30
Chili party
1 liesalotguy 2017-10-30
If my fucking manager sees 32 people outside by the pool with chili bowls I will BE IN TROUBLE!!!
1 jofreal 2017-10-30
There is no more prominent person in entertainment whose personal viewpoints on anything I have less of an interest in hearing.
1 WestStarKinger666 2017-10-30
Your Cronkite is nothing more than a Brian Williams. When will people not see the bullshit of today was the bullshit of yesterday... except people believed anything on the idiot box. Wake the fuck up.
I love every time Imus bashes Kimmel. His hate delights me. Kimmel lost as much character as he has weight.
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2017-10-30
It's never gonna change, maaaaaaaaaaan
1 SavePoonerman 2017-10-30
I hope he pulls an R Budd Dwyer
1 maynardsabeast 2017-10-30
Kimmels a good egg. Quit cucking for president cartman.
1 breadmoccasin 2017-10-30
It has nothing to do with Trump, Kimmel is a giant fucking faggot hypocrite.
1 maynardsabeast 2017-10-30
How is he a hypocrite? Cuz he wants kids to have healthcare and maybe disagrees with you about gun regulations? Omg what a leftist cuck right?
1 breadmoccasin 2017-10-30
Are you typing like a retard on purpose?
1 maynardsabeast 2017-10-30
I don't understand
1 marty82 2017-10-30
you don't belong here. kimmel a good egg?
you're such a fag
1 maynardsabeast 2017-10-30
Fight me...bitch
1 stoplookinggatmeswan 2017-10-30
If this isnt proof having kids turns you into a huge pussy I dont know what is!
1 Clint0nBukowski 2017-10-30
Jesus Christ, man. Pull yourself together. How embarrassing.
1 dakkar1 2017-10-30
fuck him in his stupid smug asshole. bitchy little faggot.
1 insertclevereference 2017-10-30
He claims to be a WOP but there's definitely got to be some kike in there somewhere.
And I mean heritage, I'm not talking about Sara Silverman's thumb up his ass.
Also, he and Fallon were both born in Brooklyn to IBM Exec fathers. Coincidence? I wonder how much IBM spends in TV ads.
1 CIAshill18081990 2017-10-30
Hes Italian and jewish according to perry karamello
1 Peckas1 2017-10-30
Throwing elite Hollywood parties at your house really does help out.
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-10-30
People act like the Trump administration is pulling citizens out of their homes and shooting them. These pussies would be in the fetal position if they were subject to real genocide or interment. Wanna know why America is great? Because I work 32 hours a week and still can have luxuries like a toilet, automobile, and a hot shower. Millionaire pussies.
1 maynardsabeast 2017-10-30
How is he a hypocrite? Cuz he wants kids to have healthcare and maybe disagrees with you about gun regulations? Omg what a leftist cuck right?
1 AnonCauseSJWsDoxx 2017-10-30
The three late night hosts are splitting the audience of 10 million self-hating white people fairly evenly.
The second one of the networks puts a black host on one of those programs, he'll get ALL 10 million of the viewers who watch these retard shows.