Sammy Chickentendies Is Now The Fattest Of The Three

27  2018-05-04 by OpieIsUnemployable

11 comments

under that musty hockey jersey Id bet its a hell of a mess though

Jim looks like a gay Tibetan monk dying from the HIV.

Whoa three burns in a small amount of words

Maybe even 5 burns

I admire Dusty's ability to keep the weight off. It's all about finding a regimen that works for you.

Is Kevin's face stuck in the "i just had a huge dick rammed in my ass unknowingly and unwillingly" reaction?

It stretches out his face so people dont see the wrinkles

But it is probably a 3way tie for least fuckable.

To the one girl or several gay guys on here: comment?

There isn’t one person in this picture that entertains me.

Mid 30s balding fat guy with limited talent and huge ego wearing an ironic wrestling t-shirt. Formerly fat (and formerly funny) slob who was scared into eating like a human by a heart attack and is making the media rounds talking about it. Preachy uneducated and unfunny comedian/edgelord with limited success and no family.

Saddest group of men ever.

Why does Kevin Smith always make that fucking look in pictures?