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"I like Hermione. It sounds like 'heinie' and she's got a cute heinie." —Then 43-year-old Anthony talking about a 13-year-old Emma Watson
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2019-03-31
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REMINDER: Ian Halperin wrote a poem about Anthony being a horrifically ugly, sexually confused, thin-skinned old man. Anthony proceeded to throw a hissy fit for an hour.
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2018-08-15
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During the Mel Gibson Tapes compilation, Opie struggled to pronounce “Apocalypto” at least 10 times
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2018-08-11
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"I don't like your kind of people. I don't like to see you come out to this clean country... passing yourselves off as decent Americans. The fact is that I despise your masquerade, the dishonest way you pose yourself."
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2019-03-22
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REMINDER: Jim “We Share the Commonality of Language” Norton once pronounced “masonry” as “mason-airy” and “larynx” and “larry-nex”
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2018-08-11
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REMINDER: When Jill Nicolini discovered Anthony’s mistress, her immediate reaction was, “So you like women with the bodies of boys now, huh?”
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2018-10-18
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“You know, for a guy with a small dick, you certainly have a big mouth.” – His Highness Ian Halperin to Sam Roberts
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2018-10-19
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“You didn’t find out about tips till you fucking got your third pay check from this radio company.” — Patrice grilling white trash Anthony on his perceived superiority over a black waitress
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2018-10-19
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Patrice called Anthony out after the latter complained a black waitress didn’t show enough appreciation for his measly $20 tip: “You didn’t find out about tipping until you fucking got your third paycheck from this radio company.”
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2018-10-20
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REMINDER: Jim once asked Gabriel Byrne and Ellen Barkin for a photo while they were having dinner at a restaurant. He forced Colin to introduce him to them.
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2018-10-20
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“Recovering? You’re fucking recovered... Not drinking is recovered. We’re all one bullet away from suicide, but that doesn’t mean we’re suicidal.” - Doug Stanhope on Jim
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2018-10-22
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"Sam looks like Altered States." — Patrice O'Neal
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2018-10-22
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In an attempt to get back on the show, Bobo once said, “Oh come on, Opie isn’t even around to make a decision.” Even Bobo knew The Destroyer was the only real man in the studio.
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2018-10-23
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Anthony likes pubescent white lady boys. Jim likes Nordic strongmen. Opie, meanwhile, has a thing for pregnant women. The Destroyer is the definition of alpha.
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2018-10-24
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REMINDER: Anthony spent tens of thousands of dollars on a home movie theater but would only play bootleg DVDs on it.
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2018-10-30
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Patrice to "white men" Anthony Cumia and Nick DiPaolo: “You fucking helped put the lamp on the Statue of Liberty. That’s what the fuck you did for this country. Thanks for nothing. Thanks for spaghetti, motherfucker. We appreciate it.”
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2018-11-09
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According to Boomer Esiason, Anthony’s childhood home was like a bungalow version of the Munsters house: the lawn was never mowed and vultures always hung out on the roof.
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2018-11-11
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Reminder: 41-year-old Big Jay Oakerson can’t pronounce “singer.” He has to say “sin-ger” with a hard G.
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2019-03-17
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