“You know, for a guy with a small dick, you certainly have a big mouth.” – His Highness Ian Halperin to Sam Roberts

1  2018-10-19 by wwendell

The King of the Jews made a salient observation that day.

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*deformed balloon dick

*deflated balloon dick

Ian: When's the last time a girl called you sexy? Ant: Dude...I...I've been fucking called that...you think I have to explain myself to you?!

Halperin destroyed these faggots every time he entered the studio. Of course that pussy Danny got new jealous and claimed that he was the worst guest the show ever had.

Is Danny still in the nuthouse? I thought he'd be back by now. Didn't he participate in the critically-acclaimed documentary called The Least Professional Broadcaster?

He's here somewhere

Waiting to start his Blue Waffle podcast.

if he had a small dick he’d tell us tbh

He has said it though, mostly to Whoo Kid to try and ingratiate himself.

Ian Made Anthony go into a very rare anti semitic rage that one time. It was hilarious.

Yeah he actually said 14/88 on a radio station run by Jews. Ian really got to him.

He's a legend right up there with R&F, Scorch and Admiral Di. We need more His Highness appreciation around here, IMO.

His Highness needs his crack licked

Thats what his goddesses are for, of course.

We should offer him our whore

/u/sams_seed, comment?

I never understood him. Using the Dice character to be a professional gossiper was interesting, sure, but if the bit was to destroy a unlikeable character as described in all the YT titles for his appearances, they really failed.

It was embarrassing how easily Ian could rule up Ant and expose his insecurities. Everyone in studio got the big but Anthony.

Google it

Praise!

Nice try but he said that to Kurt Metzger. Ian is my favorite.

He said it in this clip to Sam at 15:26: https://youtu.be/zdwF4qJIJgk

Omg, remember Ian Halperin? What a delusional maniac

Really? It was all a 'bit'. You can not find it funny or entertaining, but if you thought it was all real you're an idiot

Better book sales than Tranpa.

Ian Halperin will one day be appreciated as the genius he was and always has been.

Ian isn't wrong.

Yeah he actually said 14/88 on a radio station run by Jews. Ian really got to him.

It was embarrassing how easily Ian could rule up Ant and expose his insecurities. Everyone in studio got the big but Anthony.