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Anthony, we know you are lurking here. I just want to say on behalf of this sub that we are really looking forward to the next few months during which you will be, kicked off Twitter, sell less than 500 copies of you "book," and finally have to shut down you shitty media company.
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Brother Joe is too stupid to realize a lot of things, but here's the thing that bugs me the most.
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2018-04-12
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"I've been doing Podcasts since I was 54"
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2018-05-02
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Joe, we're not fucking with you because we think you're an intellectual thought leader who needs to be silenced.
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2019-02-18
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Faggot
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2019-02-25
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Happy Black History Month
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2019-02-17
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When Louie C.K. makes his comeback, I pray that he publicly eviscerates Jimmy for being a turncoat little cunt.
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2018-05-31
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"Actually, I'd love to go out to dinner with you, talk about stuff and maybe kiss you ;-)"
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2018-08-07
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"Actually, I'd love to go out to dinner with you, talk about stuff and maybe kiss you ;-)"
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2018-08-09
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Does he really believe this garbage?
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2019-04-10
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My fresh ink. Rest in power, Qadan.
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2018-03-29
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Gay Bradbury
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2019-04-05
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Prediction: 2018 will see the end of Compound Media, The Jim and Sam Show, and Opie's Podcast.
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2018-05-14
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Joe is gay.
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2018-09-21
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Honkey Faggot
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2019-02-18
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Pssst, Ant! You only have 17.5K Twitter followers. Opie has over 300K. You don't need to go back to obscurity, you're already there!
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2018-04-21
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Not a faggot
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2019-04-06
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"She liked that my tits are bigger than hers."
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2019-03-26
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BlacKkKlansman
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2019-02-25
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I don't know why I'm attracted to men who dress up like women. I don't know why I'm attracted to to men with fake tits and real cocks. I don't know why guys with dicks and fake tits turn me on. I dunno man...its a tough one. I'd tell you if I was gay though.
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2018-09-23
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Joe, how does it feel to finally get what you have always felt you deserve? A seat at the head of the table in the O&A universe?
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Vile, transphobic comment from science fiction writer, comedian, and insurance broker, Patrick S. Tomlinson, has been unearthed.
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2019-04-13
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Hey, Anthony!
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2018-05-25
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I just realized that if you rearrange the words "Joe and Anthony Cumia" it spells
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2018-09-03
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Joe, click here! (please only click if you are Joe)
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2018-04-13
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A person less delusional about their racial identity than Brothers, Cumia
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2018-05-23
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"Permanently Suspended gets it right! A thrilling and tantalizing read from cover to cover!"
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2018-07-29
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Excerpt From: Fatrick S. Tomlinson. “Trident's Forge.”
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2019-04-04
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I've been pretty worried about getting doxed and possibly even confronted by Brothers Cumi.
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2018-08-22
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Joe Cumia receives first round of treatment for HIV/AIDS.
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2018-05-17
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People More Fashionable Than Joe Cumia 23/8732
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2018-07-02
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I just perused Anthony's Twitter page for the first time.
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2018-04-10
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When I look at this picture of a young Anthony Cumia, it makes me a little sad at how his life turned out.
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2018-05-30
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You have to be a talentless unoriginal dolt to spend your life playing in tribute bands.
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2018-09-10
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"I'm not fat, child."
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2019-04-10
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Hey, Ant! Go home and get your shinebox*.
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2018-03-19
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When Ant is sent to prison for fucking children, what do you think will make him angrier?
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2018-04-03
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Its time to stop all this shit with Anthony
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2018-08-29
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The Joe Cumia Special is really hard to watch.
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2018-09-17
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Enemies of this sub tend to think alike.
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2019-04-10
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As much joy as the Logan Lynn & Patso era has brought, we must always remember:
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We fucked up getting Ant thrown off social media.
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2018-09-10
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The only person who can steer a ship better than radio legend, Gregg Hughes.
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2018-08-03
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Jim is the most contemptible and disingenuous character in the O&A universe.
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2018-05-05
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I'm going to use the n-word.
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2019-02-17
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Joe's obsession with U2 is easy to explain. Imagine how their first record must have caught his eye and stirred new and exciting feelings.
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Joe is such a slob. Who wears sandals and a tank top to play golf? Fat, stupid, Joe. That's who
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Milo Yiannopoulos never groomed teenagers, abused women or beat a mentally challenged person. But he still had his book canceled.
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The Only Al Pacino film the Brothers Cumia can actually relate to .
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2018-06-20
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Its completely normal for a 60 year old borderline retard to cosplay as The Edge and call it, "a business."
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2018-09-19
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Patso shares his favorite prose.
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2019-04-10
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Can you even say this on stage? #edgy
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Anthony, do you remember when you were on top of the world? A self made millionaire who came from nothing? The epitome of the American Dream?
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I'm a creepy pedophile. I fuck children. This girl was 17. I showered with my brother and father. I was once a person of notoriety.
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Why the sudden interest in Ben Shapiro's hot sister?
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2018-02-28
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Joe Cumia is worse than Opie
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2018-03-21
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Who has two thumbs and is more trustworthy around pre-teens than Anthony Cumia?
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2018-09-03
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Do we have any proof that Anthony hasn't molested his niece, Layla?
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2018-09-12
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Whatever secret government genetic experiment that created Sam must also be responsible for this abomination.
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2018-09-25
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Ant got a tattoo of Danny
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2018-04-24
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Part of me wants Opie's new show to be really, really successful,
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2018-04-08
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To those of you making fun of Anthony's dead mother, you've crossed a line.
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2018-08-20
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I love my life! I'm doing just fine!!
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2018-08-27
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I always assumed Joe was an idiot.
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Joe, it never happened for you, and it never will.
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The Army was real easy. You just have to stand up straight, make your bed real neat, and always answer every question with "Yes, Drill Seargent!".
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New York Times best selling author and verified Twitter user with over 800k subscribers. Your move, Antwon.
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Ruminations of Phatrick
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Reminder: Anthony molested Bobo
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2018-05-06
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Reminder: Brother Joe has AIDS
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The Brothers Cumia and Joe Sr. with two unknown accomplices, defending their turf. (Elwood, Long Island. Circa 1979.)
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2018-07-05
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The Jim and Sam sub has fewer than 300 subscribers.
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When his books fails - and it will fail - Anthony will tell himself and his 53 remaining fans that the involuntary exile from social media is to blame.
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9/11 was a tragedy,
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Logan Lynn survivors thread.
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U2 celebrates universal love and the dignity of all peoples.
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Faggot writer angry Norm has show, ugly cunt doesn't.
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It's happening.
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No faggots here
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2019-04-09
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I know why Anthony is a pedophile.
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Who does this remind me of...?
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Those Cumias! They love their guns and they lov e to have fun!
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Two black men who have had a greater impact on history than the Brothers Cumia.
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Does Joe have AIDS?
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#BelievePorsalin
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Where do we stand on grown men still playing in poorly named cover bands?
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Now who's gonna tell me when its black people's fault??!!
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Two things. 1.) This sub is now officially more funny than O&A was at their peak.
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Ant has always been jealous of Opie. Mr. Hughes is a superior man, sibling, son, comedian and broadcaster. But more than anything else, Ant is jealous that Opie is....
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Not a faggot
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I just received the weirdest PM from a two week old account. It contains the attached photo and reads "Hope you and your fellow incels are ready to suck on this hammer before I have you thrown in the slammer. I have the receipts, child." Has anyone else gotten something like this?
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Anthony's guns?
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As a boy, Opie worked tirelessly dragging golf bags twice his own weight from sunup to sundown in order to help his poor, but resilient family.
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While Ant was screaming about blacks and Jim was scratching dried up tranny cum off his chin, The Opster was busy orchestrating classic bits, such as this!
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Adjusted for net-worth and projected income;
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Faggots
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This is the strangest thing I've jacked off to in a while. Please, don't tell Fatrick.
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Better fathers than Patrick S. Tomlinson
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I don't know why this sub hate Pete Davidson so much.
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I'd love to go out to dinner with you, talk about stuff and maybe kiss you ;)
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Still a better husband than Patso and Joe
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A person of enormous - like, fucking huge - interest to the O&A universe is scheduled to appear on this show, April 25th.
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Chris Kuhn. Who is he?
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Who has two thumbs and is more trustworthy around young children?
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2018-09-03
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What sort of disgusting whore would fuck Joe Cumia Sr.?
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Brothers Cumia
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For your consideration.
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What I see in store for 'ol Butthole Eyes.
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Jim and Ant (2001 - 2014)
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Girls with daddy issues. 9/11
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Someone more white than Anthony 4/99482
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Hey, Ant. The only thing of value within the thousands of hours you spent on the radio are the couple hundred hours with Patrice. You are a piece of shit friend, son, man, and human.
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Niggers
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This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
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Clean Dumper
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A more authentic Biker than Joe Cumia 87/3493
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Joe tried to rape Dawn?
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The Retarded Laverne and Shirley 2.0
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Okay, so if Joe is NOT a pedophile, but DID rape Dawn when they were kids,
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Events more successful than Nana's book signing.
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So I thought I would be brave to post my 25 year old face as a follower of this sub. And yes i am a faggot.
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Delicious Bubble Dumper
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Reminder: This person is not to be raped.
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Esther Ku's 'lil oriental dumper
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Can you imagine the horror Joe's soon to be stripper daughter feels when her friends and teachers ask what her dad does for a living?
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"I really don't want to be on this Earth anymore"
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Rapist
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nigger
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A Christmas message from mine to yours.
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Hang on Layla, your schools just up ahead!
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Hang on Layla, and don't tell your cunt of a mother you were late again!
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Known faggot
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Niggers?
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Who wants to start a Go Fund Me for Joe's breast reduction surgery?
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Who wants to start a Go Fund Me for Joe's breasts reduction surgery?
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If and when this sub shuts down, 99.99998% of it's former members will remain anonymous.
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A clean dumper is a woman's responsibility.
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Sometimes, there's a man - I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero? - but sometimes there's a man.
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I don't know why everyone is mad at Jay Mohr and I've never heard of Logan Lynn.
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Gingers who are more successful than Logan Lynn 45/4930
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Is it true that Logan Lynn raped Hannah Gadsby?
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Logan Lynn's favorite accessory.
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Logan, if what they say occurred between you and Joe Cumia behind the dumpster at The Big Apple Ranch is true, you need to get tested ASAP.
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Logan Lynn, when he moves to a new neighborhood.
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A man with a better military service record than Joe Cumia
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I never swapped blowjobs with childhood friends.
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Gibson & Neeson The Bounty (1984)
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Gibson. Neeson. The Bounty (1984)
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She Guevara's beefers
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Why does Joe accept a welfare check from his little brother?
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2019-02-13
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Joe is currently having a meltdown on The James Joyce Pub's facebook page.
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"It's funny how these "trolls" will come out of the word-work when their protected by they're computer screensIt's funny how these "trolls" will come out of the word-work when their protected by they're computer screens"
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"It's funny how these "trolls" will come out of the word-work when their protected by they're computer screens."
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Joe's obsession with U2 is easy to explain. Imagine how their first first record caught his eye.
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Actual footage of Joe Cumia, had he served in combat.
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DO NOT do anything naughty with this photo, you little ducklings.
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2019-04-06
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This is the strangest thing I've jacked off to in a while. But it had to be done.
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This is the strangest things I've jacked off to in a while. But it had to be done.
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2019-04-06
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Wow
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2019-04-10
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When do you think the show hit its peak?
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HUGE Opie revelation!
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2018-03-11
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Looks like she's actually black!
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Danny's Family Reunion
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Does Joe now, or has he ever, had a job?
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2018-08-08
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"Nigger Faggots"
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2018-09-08
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...Faggot?
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2019-02-26
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Faggot
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2019-03-05
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Faggot
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2019-03-06
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Happy International Women's Day!!!
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2019-03-08
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