Faggot

161  2019-02-25 by CrackerGoodyear

76 comments

If Jim had any sense he'd spend this week's tranny money on recreating this exact costume for the Chip podacast.

Didn't know they were coming out with soul plane 2 so soon

My chauffeur is a little autistic

Yeah he’s terrible. But if Tarantino can get an Oscar for ‘Django’ I guess any hunk of shit can get an award.

Django wasn't good but it was entertaining. Spike Lee fucking sucks.

Inside Man and 25th Hour were pretty good.

yeah he makes good movies when it's about white guys

Do The Right Thing and Malcom X are good movies about black ppl.

But yeah overall he's extremely overrated

I tried to watch "Malcolm X" last week. Holy shit, that movie did not age well. Lee is just ridiculous in it, overacting and just being generally shitty. You can tell that Denzel Washington is doing his best to salvage the movie. And it's three fucking hours long.

Really, I haven't seen that in awhile, maybe I'd change my opinion if I saw it again. I mostly remember Denzel being amazing in it

I've been on a Denzel Washington kick lately. That's why I (tried) to watch Malcolm X.

Goddamn "Training Day" gets better ever time I watch it. "Glory" holds up pretty well too.

KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME

Denzel's crazy good in that movie, takes over the entire film in a way only he can. Glory is an underrated movie too, Denzel and Freeman give some of their best performances

You're a fag, that movie is great.

I'll stick with Malcolm's book

Inside Man and 25th Hour were pretty good.

Spike Lee is like Anthony Cumia : they do good work as long as they're working for someone else. "Inside Man" was great, because Lee directed it, he didn't write it.

Almost everything Lee writes is horseshit:

BlacKkKlansman (written by)

2015 Chi-Raq (written by)

2014 Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (screenplay)

2004 She Hate Me (screenplay)

2000 Bamboozled (written by)

1999 Summer of Sam (screenplay) / (writer)

1998 He Got Game (written by)

1994 Crooklyn (screenplay)

1992 Malcolm X (screenplay)

1991 Jungle Fever (written by)

1990 Mo' Better Blues (written by)

1989 Do the Right Thing (written by)

1988 School Daze (written by)

1986 She's Gotta Have It (written by)

Didn’t he write Juwanna Man?

He’s not that talented.

I don't know shit about making movies, but a director would insert that awful shot in Inside Man where Denzel looks like he's on a segway having an acid trip right? If so, he should fucking die for that. The rest of the movie is solid though.

That's Lee's signature move. It's in "Do The Right Thing" too.

What a retarded thing to be known for.

It's also in Mo Betta Blues

It's actually ripped off from Scorsese who used it in Mean Streets.

Eddie Murphy once said he looks like Jiminy Cricket.

Not Jiminy, just a regular old black cricket that you would find in your garage.

https://youtu.be/qVeoKAd0wcc?t=198

@3:18

when blacks carve a fake part in their wool hair

Eddie Murphy is/was a funny motherfucker

I don't get it? Why would anyone hate love?

Is this the villain in avengers 5? Gorilla Grape?

the grapist

Fucking baby. Wants to storm out of an awards show because he didn’t win. Nice maturity, faggot.

He was so mad that a movie depicting a white dude and a black dude beciming friends won Best Picture.

Movies are so unknown and shit right now I had to look up what green book was. I was just assuming before that it was that movie with Bryan Cranston and Kevin Hart

Green Book. Directed by the creator of hits such as Something About Mary, Shallow Hal, Dumb and Dumber, and Dumb and Dumber to. No really.

U couldnt have described it better. Imma broke nigga so I cant give u gold

Waluigi lookin ass

I'd be indignant too if god made me look like a Waluigi-Gary Coleman hybrid.

You're a cantaloupe.

OH MY GOD WE GET IT YOU'RE BLACK

Yes but which remarkably unsuccessful basketball team does this Basketball-American support?

His name is Mars Blackman. No problem having a hand in selling crazy expensive shoes to those that can’t afford it.

Why would you go to the Oscars dressed as Snoop's chauffeur?

Also nice tiny hands and shitty Oldboy remake, stupid.

He done the remake to Oldboy? What a fucking loser.

Waluigi lookin motherfucker.

Whay does he constantly dress like Batman 68 villians?

Lee is obsessed with Prince. Wears purple almost 100% of the time.

turtle-faced race hustling fuck

I always thought he looks like a Mogwai

Faggot nigger leprechaun

I love this comment because someone thought about this topic decided, “This needs to be written and submitted.”

I got more where that came from brothaman

The Niggler

Way to look like Autistic Waluigi, stupid.

I've yet to see these far left douches practice any sort of "love". They're a bunch of negative Nancy's in my opinion

I love gulags

Look up color revolutions. He's not wearing purple for no reason, neither was Hillary. The communists are coming and they'll soon have the numbers to take over the US. We are so fucked, but kids in cages tho and orange man bad.

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Reds under the bed!

Look up color revolutions. He's not wearing purple for no reason, neither was Hillary.

Ummm, it's a Prince thing. He also wears "the artist formerly known as Prince" symbol.

It can have a binary meaning you twit. Look at the movie he's nominated for, a far leftist's version of a series of real life events. He openly talks about supporting communism and obvious Marxist ideologies in his interviews. Also, you're a FUCKING FAGGOT for starting your reply of with "Ummm"... You forgot the C at the beginning you cum drinking simpleton.

Also, you're a FUCKING FAGGOT for starting your reply of with "Ummm"... You forgot the C at the beginning you cum drinking simpleton.

Are you okay big guy?

I'm fine, I'm just disgusted by how effeminate most of the people on this website are, sadly in the sub too. "Ummm" is something teenage girls and faggots preface a statement with.

Old dudes that suddenly start dressing in wild silly colors are at least creepy if not always pedos.

He hasn’t made a good film since Inside Man, which was 13 years ago.

Overrated hack.

He's never made a good film

what did he do last night? I refuse to watch any footage from the actual event.

"The 2020 election is right around the corner. Vote, y'all." (They don't even have a democratic candidate yet)

No they have one. They scream and cry about needing more government representation from Muslims, Women, Black people. So of course they are gonna try and jam old white jewish man Bernie Sanders down eveyones throats because "free stuff."

It's like everyone else forgot what a rancid piece of shit Spike Lee is for the last 12 years but was reminded in 6 seconds.

He strikes me as the sort of black person whose every question begins with the words “How you gonna”

Ho'd up, ho'd up, ho'd up, how you gonna..ho'd up.

He’s like some kind of purple mailman or some shit.

Purple looks good on them.

"400 years of history...HERstory"

Mumble mouth idiot.

Malcolm X is a well made film and I will say that that nigga was not a faggot. Don't agree with everything he said, but he at least advocated self-determination and taking matters into your own hands, not whining and bitching and throwing hissy fits and asking the government to take care of everything for you the way today's lefties do. He was also willing to admit when he was wrong and reconsidered his views on whites towards the end of his life. Good egg in my book.

McDonald’s Grimace without the costume

He was great in Glass.

He was so mad that a movie depicting a white dude and a black dude beciming friends won Best Picture.