Does he really believe this garbage?

111  2019-04-10 by CrackerGoodyear

26 comments

So he DOES care about us

Give me the smedium t shirt, child

He looks like Roland with that greasy gut meshing through.

American Medium is Large in euro, I wonder why is that

Because every European man outside Scandinavia has a little-girl ribcage.

KEK Scandinavians are the biggest pussies of Europe. Have you ever even been there? Don't buy into le ebic viking meme, it's basically twink central. My girlfriend met a Swedish guy once who was a major cuck and literally afraid of drinking tapwater. Finland is the worst though, they're basically Asians and literally all 100% unironically autistic.

He just said they don't have little-girl ribcages, not that they aren't pussies. You got some sort of euro chip on your shoulder.

My point was obviously that Scandinavians are not excluded from having twinkish features, but have in fact very emasculated appearances. I think you are confusing me ridiculing Scandinavians for me defending the rest of Europe, which at no point I did.

Make sure to save that question and ask him during our trial.

We must secure the existence of pork rinds for our double chins.

“That’s a completely natural, flattering pose”, said Bobo’s eternally-clenched fists.

He has 1488 tatted across his back.

Also "put it in my ass, daddy" in Fraktur

Hey, this Fatrick character doesn’t seem so bad

wear a normal sized shirt you fucking faggot u/patricktimlinson

I don't know if it's denial, delusion, or he just doesn't have enough money to buy a shirt that fits.

shirts that fit are impossible to get into the city......

Had to use some elbow grease to get that shirt on and off

God, you're fat Patrick.

BASTE FATTY

I was always under the impression from all the racist stuff he says that he was part of the alt right

Is that the guy who "allegedly" molests children?

How can he say he's not fat?

Double chin muffin top no muscles pussy.

Does he have the balls to follow through?

wtf I love Fatrick now

Is that a hemmorhoid donut under his shirt or just his belly button?