If and when this sub shuts down, 99.99998% of it's former members will remain anonymous.

1  2019-01-09 by CrackerGoodyear

But irrefutable evidence of Joe Cumia's ineptitude as a musician, penchant for incestuous rape, "secret" life as a gay cowboy power-bottom, poor parenting, and other general buffoonery will always be a Google search away.

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And it won't stop people from fucking with Joe.

"from fucking Joe" FTFY

No bro that's not what he meant. You didn't fix it. You're wrong.

90% of this sub won't be so anonymous once they kill their mothers and rape her corpse then go to their shool and incompetently shoot three classmates before turning their weapon on themselves.

Then their names will be written across eternity.

What the fuck is a “shool”?

Shool (English: The Thorn) is a 1999 Indian action crime drama film written, and produced by Ram Gopal Varma. Directed by Eeshwar Nivas,

Oof.

Oh Joe

Forgot to throw in something about living in mom's basement.

You can still edit your original comment and make sure you covered all the bases.

Still less embarrassing than Joe’s catalogue of idiocy.

The first page of results on Google for 'Joe Cumia' is just a wall of utter embarrassment...At least it would be to a normal person. To Joe I'm sure it's confirmation of his celebrity status.

I laugh at him constantly, and have no actual people to share the laughs with.

I'm lonely

You'll always have me bud-day :)

Not me though. Grow some balls and quit crying you fucking pussy

Awesome

"Hate is just something every important person gets, right Anth?"

So will the former hosts of the show the sub is named after.

You forgot the urban dictionary entry has forever immortalised being a brother joe

I think the guy who entered it decided to be a fag and delete it

True, but people have reposted it and it is still the top Google search result for "Brother Joe."

That guy who posted it first and then removed it thought Joe was enjoying the attention and that's why he removed it, it was such a completely faggy thing to do.

Here's the insane monologue he delivered to the sub as justification for his actions

It's all very sad and pathetic.

Brian Gilgore will do a world speaking tour on his "experience".

FACT: There are zero consequences for all of this shit for us. It will NEVER come back to us. We're getting away with it. What's more, time spent doing this is no more or less wasted than time spent listening to the show. Actually it's a lot funnier and more engaging. Instead of gravitating to you as performers, the "talent," we're using the leftovers of your lives (which you sacrificed to us by becoming a Public Figure) for our own amusement. By and large, your average tormentor here walks away laughing and you will spend the next 20 remaining years of your life incapable of doing anything about it.

No management, No rules, LFTC

leftovers of your lives

Excellent description