Reminder- Jim Norton was once invited round by a woman in her 20s to "hang out and watch some netflix" at her place. He turned up with a single serve takeout salad in a plastic bowl and 2 bags of almonds. He did not get laid...
141 75 comments 2019-07-03 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
A 60 year old man wrote this.
127 66 comments 2019-06-28 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
1000+ subscribers in 18 hours.
126 55 comments 2019-09-11 McGowan9 in r/nicesubstupid
Imagine being fat, having people tell you you're fat and then (instead of doing something about it or laughing at yourself) claiming that you weren't actually fat but were just using beer and German sausages to insulate yourself.
112 21 comments 2019-05-01 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
Self-awareness guru
100 24 comments 2019-07-27 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Remember when Anthony Cumia said he was going to do a book tour across America and then he didn't because no one turned up to the first one in Manhattan except a couple of SJW protesters and Big A?
93 38 comments 2019-07-04 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Dear God
88 58 comments 2019-07-02 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
The opposite of a Cumia in every conceivable way.
86 50 comments 2019-09-02 McGowan9 in r/opie_anthony
Yet another addition to Brainless Joe's laundry list of personal failures.
81 23 comments 2019-08-31 McGowan9 in r/opie_anthony
Reminder- Joe pretended to be the guy on the bottom, a dude with a distinct lack of big gay cow eyes. Pathetic fantasist!
81 4 comments 2019-07-08 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Imagine being an adult man and being (willingly) financially dependant on your younger brother. You'd probably keep it to yourself, wouldn't you?
73 15 comments 2019-08-27 McGowan9 in r/opie_anthony
Did anyone else enjoy a hearty chuckle when they saw the latest sub go down?
73 35 comments 2019-09-10 McGowan9 in r/nicesubstupid
The reason Anthony always fucks up his career/loses his Twitter/assaults his mentally incompetent girlfriend/gets arrested during a national holiday.
72 31 comments 2019-09-01 McGowan9 in r/opie_anthony
Reminder- The most cringey thing Joe Cumia ever wrote on social media.
71 100 comments 2019-06-28 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Reminder- Barack Obama has 50% Northern and Western European DNA, making him 50% whiter than Anthony and Joe Cumia.
69 3 comments 2019-04-21 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
Why isn't Joe doing anything to stop Keith?
66 36 comments 2019-07-11 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Reminder- Rich and Bonnie are such nobodies in showbusiness that they (a Jew and a woman) couldn't get even a little heat with their awful, feminism-lite documentary.
64 7 comments 2019-05-13 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
5 a.m. to 1.30 p.m. is always a good time to post any Cumia-related pictures or video.
63 7 comments 2019-09-07 McGowan9 in r/thecellartable
Reminder - Ro was as good as dead to her firstborn while she was still alive and battling Alzheimers. Only Dawn visited her! Joe and Anthony = sick guys!
63 37 comments 2019-04-26 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
Something just occurred to me...
60 38 comments 2019-04-30 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
Separated at birth?
60 19 comments 2019-07-24 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
How can someone let themself go like this?
59 72 comments 2019-07-06 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Just a couple of members of the Aryan race.
56 10 comments 2019-06-23 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Joe Cumia has been trying to get this place (in all its incarnations) shut down for almost 4 years but can't because he's a fucking stupid failure who can't do anything right.
54 10 comments 2019-07-19 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Forrest Gump-level retards routinely manage to graduate high school in America.
54 17 comments 2019-07-28 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Hey fellas! Norton's on Anthony's free show today! Anyone gonna watch it??
50 58 comments 2019-08-05 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
"Bring him along. Kids meal, I assume?"
49 15 comments 2019-06-25 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Faggots
47 56 comments 2019-06-24 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Getting that thieving fat cunt SpaceEdge incarcerated should now be this place's next project.
46 8 comments 2019-04-20 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
Remember when Joe claimed he was this guy who looks nothing like him? Liar. Stolen valor.
46 13 comments 2019-07-06 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
M dips back into his anti-Cumia arsenal to mock some Judean.
42 24 comments 2019-06-11 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Reminder- Unathletic faggot.
40 22 comments 2019-08-25 McGowan9 in r/onacpm
Reminder- Jim Norton once told a man sitting next to him on a plane that he "loved his cologne" only for the guy to tell him he wasn't wearing any.
40 10 comments 2019-08-12 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Nice "deep seeded" problem, high school dropout
38 44 comments 2019-06-28 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Ripley's Believe It Or Not - The fellow on the left is actually 2 YEARS OLDER than the creature pictured on the right! Mother Nature can be a cruel mistress!
37 9 comments 2019-08-31 McGowan9 in r/opie_anthony
Savage beatdown
37 13 comments 2019-06-18 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Indescribably ugly face. Parkinson's hand. Goblin.
36 14 comments 2019-07-07 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Big Dick Energy
35 15 comments 2019-06-18 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Family of refugee Iraqi Jews who escaped Saddam's regime play "cowboy." San Juan Capistrano c.1970.
35 13 comments 2019-07-02 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Reminder - Intellectually defective public figure Joe Cumia thought "Nana" was a nickname for the sub and he would "starve Nana" by ignoring it.
34 5 comments 2019-07-01 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Faggots
33 5 comments 2019-05-23 McGowan9 in r/opienanthonyxyz
Joe/James, I know you're reading this. Here's how you can stop all this unpleasantness.
30 3 comments 2019-08-25 McGowan9 in r/onacpm
Still thinks he's a kid. Starting to look pretty fucking middle-aged there, Troy "Quan." Time to trade the skateboard in for some golf clubs, old man.
29 43 comments 2019-06-20 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
WARNING- If you reject a normal life of the love of a good woman and having children, this will happen.
28 20 comments 2019-06-13 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
"May I propose murder for seventy US dollars!"
27 5 comments 2019-05-08 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
"My struggles with facing the sexual abuse I endured as a child have shaped me, but they're in the back window of my journey now. Discussing them further is like fighting a battle that's already been won and calling yourself a warrior. It's one shrimp I'm not willing to dip in sweet chilli sauce."
27 2 comments 2019-05-12 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
You could always go and see your family, you know the one who let you live with them until you were 30 fucking years old
27 21 comments 2019-07-05 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
3 faggots and a passable tranny.
26 36 comments 2019-06-22 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
People who wave their arms around less than Jim Norton
23 2 comments 2019-06-28 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Being an Indian male (oxymoron, I know) is the worse straw to draw in life.
21 29 comments 2019-09-23 McGowan9 in r/opieradio
Reminder- Stupid Nigger Anthony started his "book" with this incredibly lazy error
21 17 comments 2019-08-22 McGowan9 in r/onacpm
"And I got THE girl!"
21 0 comments 2019-09-10 McGowan9 in r/nicesubstupid
When old man Sal is easily the alpha male in the room.
21 23 comments 2019-07-01 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Have you ever met anyone IRL who was stupider than Joe?
21 20 comments 2019-07-12 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Being an absolute faggot while losing his hair in real time.
21 2 comments 2019-08-09 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
As the first faggot to label Joe a bovine, I hereby re-christen him as Ovine Joe. Look at the similarities!
21 1 comments 2019-08-16 McGowan9 in r/onaxyz
Freed Nana
20 0 comments 2019-07-06 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
A recent picture of Sam from the Jim and Sam Twitter account.
19 37 comments 2019-05-01 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
Nana Hirschfeld's Baked Goods- We've been baking excellence into every bite since 1923!
19 9 comments 2019-06-30 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Hack- "I MAKE SEX JOKES! GET IT?!"
18 5 comments 2019-05-20 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
Beefers.
18 6 comments 2019-06-06 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
WTF is he on about? He would've been sent to Treblinka with all the other gypsies.
18 16 comments 2019-08-03 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
This place will have 1000 members by Friday evening. Back to 1500 in a week.
16 5 comments 2019-09-19 McGowan9 in r/blackcaviar
The new sub should be r/G.A.Y
16 4 comments 2019-05-31 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Cunts
15 9 comments 2019-05-01 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
So fat
15 16 comments 2019-05-15 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
Time to take Anthony's twitter away again.
14 4 comments 2019-06-01 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Midget faggot with a weird, failed 6 pack.
14 14 comments 2019-08-09 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
"Paid in full and I got the girl!"
13 5 comments 2019-05-03 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
Middle Eastern, pedophilic, looks like a giant bird...Count Cumia truly is a ghoul.
11 2 comments 2019-05-09 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
Incapable of holding down even a menial job, Joe Cumia is at the bottom of this highly scientific scale.
10 0 comments 2019-07-14 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Tv appearances less humiliating than Joe's visit to the People's Court
8 1 comments 2019-07-06 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Old man. Drunk. Dick nose. Bad green. Screen.
7 4 comments 2019-05-02 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
"You just did an incredibly gluttonous thing, Maverick. Son, your appetite is writing checks your pancreas can't cash. You're a helluva instinctive eater though, maybe too good."
6 8 comments 2019-05-17 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
Inter-dimensional Nortons
6 2 comments 2019-06-13 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Norton's getting fat again. He also has child-sized feet. 23 year old yoga instructing 8 and a halfs, form an orderly line!
6 6 comments 2019-07-29 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Fucking hilarious
4 21 comments 2019-04-29 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
Only women and homosexuals smile for photos and these two don't look like women to me.
3 1 comments 2019-06-29 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Nice pothole sized nose pores and earlobe crease associated with heart disease, stupid.
2 6 comments 2019-05-25 McGowan9 in r/opienanthonyxyz
Famous cunt with cluster B personality disorder wonders why she can't get a man.
2 6 comments 2019-04-19 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
No wonder Broseph felt so confident to dismiss Aesop. He sounds like a progenitor of Anthony.
2 4 comments 2019-08-06 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
"You're taking me to Vegas, Joey? You're so good to your Aunt Fran. Wait...you want me to pay for half?"
1 1 comments 2019-10-01 McGowan9 in r/compoundmedia
Carol "Sasquatch Feet" Maxenheimer standing next to some fat guy in mall walkers. Disgusting!
1 8 comments 2019-10-01 McGowan9 in r/compoundmedia
Went to a family thing on Sunday. My 13 year old cousin described social media as "kind of gay" and dismissed Twitter as "where old people go to argue."
1 24 comments 2019-10-01 McGowan9 in r/opieradio
Guys who alpha maled Anthony Cumia - 1/every man he's ever met.
1 9 comments 2019-05-25 McGowan9 in r/opienanthonyxyz
Re-up, niggas.
1 6 comments 2019-09-12 McGowan9 in r/radiojocktober
Janice Q-mia
1 3 comments 2019-09-13 McGowan9 in r/radiojocktober
Low I.Q, slack jawed moron.
1 0 comments 2019-09-15 McGowan9 in r/radiojocktober
Imagine looking like this and thinking it was acceptable to show your face in public.
1 0 comments 2019-09-19 McGowan9 in r/radiojocktober
Smaller mule than Patrick Tomlinson's ex-wife's new husband.
1 2 comments 2019-04-22 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
Spend Mother's Day with the woman who gave you life and let you live in her home until you were in your 30s? ❌ Spend Mother's Day with braindead whore who tongue punches Negro anus on film for a living? ✅
1 0 comments 2019-05-13 McGowan9 in r/opienanthony
Anthony "I was a pussyhound in high school" Cumia looked like a middle-aged Libyan pedophile in his teens. No wonder he had to settle for that absolute dog that Joe used to fuck.
1 25 comments 2019-09-20 McGowan9 in r/blackcaviar
Joe Cumia uses misogynistic slurs as his go-to attack. Nice fathering of a daughter, stupid.
1 1 comments 2019-09-20 McGowan9 in r/blackcaviar
Look at this ugly old bitch's feet. Giant! Very unladylike!
1 4 comments 2019-10-01 McGowan9 in r/greggtonyandjim
Joey Moo has, both directly and indirectly, cost Anthony millions of dollars.
1 18 comments 2019-09-05 McGowan9 in r/opie_anthony
Tv appearances that were less humiliating than Joe's visit to the People's Court.
1 0 comments 2019-07-06 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Norton's getting fat again. He also has child-sized feet. 23 year old 8s - form an orderly line.
1 1 comments 2019-07-29 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Beefers that left Carl Ruiz
1 0 comments 2019-07-29 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
2 Feral homosexuals at the height of the AIDS outbreak.
1 2 comments 2019-08-02 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
2 feral homosexuals at the height of the AIDS outbreak.
1 0 comments 2019-08-02 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
"Treefort" Richard was just a regular kid who happened to be good-looking and popular with girls. He is now a happily married man and father of 3 sons and a daughter.
1 19 comments 2019-08-15 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
As the money finally trickles away, one last throw of the dice from Anthony. Starting a business in another country...big risk!
1 1 comments 2019-08-21 McGowan9 in r/onaxyz
Carl Ruiz's death confirmed by Definitely Not Anthony Cumia.
1 3 comments 2019-09-22 McGowan9 in r/stillhilarious
He said "No!" to exercise and vegetables. Now he's at the In-n-Out drive-thru in the sky. R.I.P #Ruizing #Godbless
1 10 comments 2019-09-22 McGowan9 in r/stillhilarious
On this sad day, let us reflect on the very real dangers of gluttony.
1 30 comments 2019-09-22 McGowan9 in r/stillhilarious
Norton's getting fat again. He also has child-sized feet. 23 year old 8s - form an orderly line.
0 1 comments 2019-07-29 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Norton's getting fat again. He also has child-sized feet. 23 year old 8s - form an orderly line!
0 4 comments 2019-07-29 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Norton's getting fat again. He also has child-sized feet. 23 year old 8s - form an orderly line!
0 2 comments 2019-07-29 McGowan9 in r/opieandanthonyxyz