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Patrick, this is something you need to understand.
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Not a faggot
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2019-05-21
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He looks like a fat toddler.
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2019-04-17
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Joe is deleting all his comments.
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2019-09-04
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Fatrick, after I photo copy and return your latest...book,
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2019-05-18
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Bring me the head of Nick Di Paolo
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2019-05-08
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Anthony came to fame and fortune during the most revolutionary era of mass media the world had yet to witness. An era that may see no equal in our lifetime, or even the lifetime of our grandchildren. Yet when he dies, no one will remember who he was nor what he did.
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2019-06-29
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What's the difference between Patrick and an adult hippopotamus?
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2019-04-23
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"Watching thousands of men wrestling with the idea that women enjoy sex, just not with THEM, personally, is quite delightful."
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2019-05-14
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Fatric was commenting on negative Amazon reviews long before he caught the attention of this sub.
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2019-04-25
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WARNING: Do not post photos of Patrick calling him a, "Fat Toddler." He will tattle on you, like a fat toddler.
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2019-04-26
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"Stop making fun of our little Patrick!"
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2019-05-04
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Me writer. I show you my blog. But first. Cheeseburger!!!!!
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2019-04-27
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Joe Cumia warming up before his 4:30 pm slot at a Chinese restaurant in Jersey
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2019-07-13
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WHAT DOES THE COW SAY?
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2019-07-25
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I hope everyone who talks about Joe being fat and stupid remember something
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2019-08-03
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Joe, every time you think you've won,
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2019-08-16
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Hey, Fat Joe. This kid is 10, has been playing for 2 years and could wipe the floor with your sweaty ass. Also, he's black! A black 10 year old is better than you, Joey! How about that?
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2019-08-08
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Better fathers than Patrick S. Tomlinson
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2019-04-18
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"That was actually Rickie looking directly at Buck and jokingly telling him, you're out of a job."
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2019-07-25
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Tags: humiliation, cosplay, embarrassing
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2019-08-06
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"Make sure you tune in tomorrow night to see my pasty, sweaty, under-lit and multi-chined baby mug as I talk about space stuff on, The Broke-Ass Ancient Alien Files."
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2019-05-16
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Liz Bark
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2019-04-29
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One of Fatrick's butt-licking sycophants actually wrote this.
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2019-05-13
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If a team of neurologists, psychiatrists, and psychoanalysts were to study Joe, what do you think their prognosis would be?
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2019-08-23
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Its going to be really awkward when Joe, Keith, Big A and Bobo all show up to rent a U-Haul at the same time.
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2019-05-10
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Here it is. Its taken me a few days to fine tune the prose and overall tone, but my review of Starship Repo is ready to go!
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2019-05-19
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Joe Cumia is HIV+ and likely the inside man for the 9/11 attacks.
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2019-08-18
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Liz Blart
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2019-04-29
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Shouldn't we all be in jail by now?
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2019-05-01
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Faggot
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2019-05-07
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Patrick has a history of alcohol abuse and fighting in bars. It seems that the line between his social and professional life have begun to blur. This is troubling and I fear for the safety of Hooligans' patrons.
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2019-04-19
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Me writer. I write space book (zap!) But first. Touch little boys!!!
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2019-04-27
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Liz's Heart
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2019-04-29
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SEES AND DIS SIS!!!!
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2019-07-13
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More groundbreaking journalism from our favorite British faggot.
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2019-04-15
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Something I've noticed - or rather, haven't noticed - about this new sub has me concerned. I feel there is an emptiness that needs to be addressed, so please, hear me out.
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"Anonymous users began making...accusations that Lynn says have... basis in truth...he had molested children, was a serial rapist and other unprintable allegations...he was a member of a prominent pro-pedophilia organization."
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2019-05-15
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"We know who advanced reader copies have been sent to, and none of them are on the list."
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2019-05-21
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You'd think Tor's official website would have an announcement for Fatrick's latest tome under New Releases, or Coming Soon.
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2019-05-21
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Are we allowed to discuss our favorite science fiction writer, or is that for the forum only? Also, beefers.
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2019-06-10
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People who left positive reviews of Fatrick's book received a free copy for their review. Fatrick claims all negative reviews are fake.
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2019-05-21
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Not a faggot
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2019-06-06
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I live in a large suburb of a major city in the Midwest.
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2019-05-14
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I just finished reading, Gate Crashers. AMA!
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2019-04-23
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Medieval White People Beefers
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2019-04-26
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Seaz & Dissiz!
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2019-07-14
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Its no wonder he's a pariah in the Milwaukee comedy scene
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2019-04-27
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Hey, Patrick
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2019-04-19
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The stank of her pussy killed the grass.
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2019-05-08
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COMPED!
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2019-08-23
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Photoshop request: Joe Cumia on as many BOC album covers as possible.
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2019-07-25
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A few days ago, I was banned from the other sub when I tried to show the world that Patrick is a transphobic monster. Since then, Fat Pat deleted this from his timeline. What else is he hiding?
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2019-04-17
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Patrick DID NOT appear in tonight's episode of NASA's Unexplained Files.
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2019-04-26
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Item that Fatrick Fatlinson keeps in a lock box beneath the floorboard of his closet 34/1987
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2019-04-30
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Cripple who owns a business more successful than Paul Weimer's.
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2019-04-26
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The working title for Patrick's next book is "In The Red."
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2019-05-04
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Rare photo of a Cumia reunion.
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2019-06-24
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What's the difference between Joe and a cow?
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2019-08-06
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Better fathers than Fatrick 34/74839
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2019-05-17
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Author who is more famous, respected, and better at their craft than Patrick S. Tomlinson.
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2019-04-17
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Can someone tell me if Patrick still plans to sue, "every single one of [us]"
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2019-04-17
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Fatrick's new book comes out next week!
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2019-05-15
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Joe, we all know that you are the reason for your brother's success, and you have earned every penny of your allowance. However...
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2019-07-11
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An article written by Patrick's grandfather, detailing his wartime experiences, has been unearthed.
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2019-04-24
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Does Nigger Joe know about this place yet?
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2019-08-22
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(pssst) Hey, Joe...
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2019-06-15
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Patrick, your literary career has been abysmal, so have you considered academia?
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2019-04-26
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Faggot
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2019-06-07
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Request: Please change the sidebar photo of the fat guy with big fatty fat tits from Opie to Patrick.
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2019-04-17
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According to IMDB, Fatrick appears in only 1 episode of Unexplained Files.
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2019-05-03
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Cumia's Be Like
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2019-05-17
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Liz Narc
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2019-04-29
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Why do these faggots have to make already faggoty shit about their own personal faggotry?
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2019-05-03
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In the Red - Chapter 16
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2019-05-05
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Not a faggot
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2019-05-20
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Faggot
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2019-05-24
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Just move it right here To the Fatrick shuffle! Yeah yeah yeah to the Fatrick shuffle! Yeah yeah yeah to the Fatrick shuffle
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"Taut, funny, and human, Gate Crashers takes us from zero to FTL in seconds flat" I love how Tor just reused a shill review from Fatrick's previous failed novel to promote this hunk of racist shit.
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2019-05-14
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Faggots
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2019-06-09
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Hay, Joe!
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2019-08-06
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They just don't write songs like this anymore.
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2019-05-25
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Can someone tell me if Patrick still plans to sue. "every single one of [us]"
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2019-04-17
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I was ban from the other sub a few days ago because I tried to show the world that Patrick is a transphobic monster. Since then, Fat Pat deleted this from his timeline. What else is he hiding?
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2019-04-17
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Patrick, your literary career is pretty abysmal, but have you considered academia?
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2019-04-26
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Me writer. I write space book (zap!) But also touch little boys!!!
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2019-04-27
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Any one have plans to see the Child's Play remake later this year?
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2019-04-28
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Don't fall down on me now Just move it right here To the Fatrick Shuffle Yeah yeah yeah to the Fatrick Shuffle Yeah yeah yeah to the Fatrick Shuffle
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"Taut, funny, and human, Gate Crashers takes us from zero to FTL in seconds flat" I love how Tor just harvested an obviously paid review from Fatrick's previous failed novel to promote this hunk of racist shit.
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2019-05-14
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Are Fatrick's faggot friends even bigger faggots than Fatrick? Discuss.
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2019-05-15
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Edgy!
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2019-05-15
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Was it worth it, Fat Boy?
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2019-05-21
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People down at Hooligans are say'n,
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2019-05-23
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Those damn Cumia brothers are at it again!
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2019-09-01
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I'm Colin Quinn's best friend in the whole wide world, does anyone have anything to say to me?
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COMPED!
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2019-08-23
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"James? Joe??!"
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2019-08-26
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James and Joe, up to their old tricks
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2019-08-26
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"I run my band like a military operation."
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2019-08-26
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Get ready for the greatest 12 minutes of your life. #NigsGonnaNog
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2019-06-24
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Anthony came to fame and made millions during the the most revolutionary era of mass media the world had yet to see. It may be an era that see's no equal in our lifetime, or even the lifetimes of our grandchildren. When he dies, no one of note will remember who is and what he did.
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2019-06-29
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Sometimes, I miss the simpler times when we would debate the merits of dumpers over beefers, or vice-versa, until Joe did something stupid.
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2019-07-19
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Joe Cumia, having become too obese and out of shape to leave his own home, seeks professional help.
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2019-08-14
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Have you, or someone you know ever said; "I'd like to explore the idiocy of Joe Cumia, but I don't know where to start."
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Hi, Joe. Look, we all know you're a fat failure and you suck at just about everything, but please,
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2019-08-21
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Has anyone here ever been to Italy?
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2019-08-22
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Joe Cumia, perché sembri una mucca? Perché tua figlia ha un record di presenze così scadente?
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2019-08-22
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Not...a faggot?
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2019-04-19
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Anyone else plan to see the new Chucky movie later this year?
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2019-04-28
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Liz Shart
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2019-04-29
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Faggot
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