Salvaged from the old sub
151 19 comments 2019-08-20 985x in r/onaxyz
Hey deadbeat, we're already at 652 members in just 14 hours. You will never win.
128 39 comments 2019-09-06 985x in r/thecellartable
The Deep End | Anthony Cumia's Demented World: COMPLETE
109 38 comments 2019-08-17 985x in r/onaxyz
Joe claims he owns the copyright on his wife's facebook post, so I typed it out for you to enjoy
107 27 comments 2019-09-08 985x in r/thecellartable
Joe Cumia - Taken for a Fool (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
98 28 comments 2019-09-04 985x in r/opie_anthony
This is the only woman of appropriate age AntH has ever dated (that hadn't already blown his brother). He immediately started cheating on her with a teenager and told his audience she shits the bed. She's now married with two kids while AntH is going to die alone.
90 30 comments 2019-09-07 985x in r/thecellartable
The Deterioration of Anthony Cumia (as told by Getty Images)
88 25 comments 2019-09-01 985x in r/opie_anthony
The girl he got (repost)
86 16 comments 2019-08-20 985x in r/onaxyz
Nice account, stupid
77 33 comments 2019-08-31 985x in r/opie_anthony
Hey Joe, does your pedophilic brother have a countdown clock for Layla like he used to have for underage celebs?
69 19 comments 2019-09-26 985x in r/opieradio
Now that @TheCumia has been suspended make sure to report @JosephCumia for ban evasion and include the archived tweet
69 12 comments 2019-09-19 985x in r/blackcaviar
I wonder what the top youtube result for "James Hefner Solo Trio" is...
68 5 comments 2019-08-24 985x in r/onacpm
Be sure to contact NY Child Protective Services and let them know Joe has allowed a convicted child rapist in the same house as his young daughter (1-800-342-3720)
66 125 comments 2019-09-24 985x in r/opieradio
D'oh!
63 12 comments 2019-08-18 985x in r/onaxyz
Daniel Ben Dovid Ross maintained a friendship with a man he knew was a pedophile FOR YEARS and only turned on him because it benefited him to do so. If the pedo kept letting him hang around he'd still be in that house
60 82 comments 2019-09-26 985x in r/opieradio
Even 30 years after your death there will be dozens of us still enjoying the occasional laugh when reminded of your many blunders. You may have failed as a brother, a soldier, a musician and a father... but at least you made us laugh.
57 8 comments 2019-08-22 985x in r/onacpm
She's a squirter
56 7 comments 2019-08-23 985x in r/onacpm
Try again, Joe
56 9 comments 2019-08-24 985x in r/onacpm
Tony has his ankles crossed (uncertain, or fear) and fingers interlocked (frustration, hostility), Ozzy is turned away (wanting to leave), Geezer is leaning away (disagreement and disliking)... not a single one of them even wanted to be in the same room as this creep
53 16 comments 2019-09-07 985x in r/thecellartable
Eric Crapton
53 7 comments 2019-08-16 985x in r/onaxyz
Moo Oyster Cult
50 12 comments 2019-08-09 985x in r/opieandanthonyxyz
This will never end, you bald potato peeling fruit. When the years of drug and alcohol abuse finally catch up to you, we will post pictures of your tombstone and someone will photoshop a cow grazing in front of it. Now go fuck yourself with AntH's egg.
49 6 comments 2019-09-10 985x in r/nicesubstupid
Has Edge ever taken the stage in basketball shorts and durag? Remember, this is a tribute band, not a cover band, because they dress up like the real band!
48 40 comments 2019-08-23 985x in r/onacpm
Joe "Tits" Cumia
45 7 comments 2019-08-21 985x in r/onaxyz
Josh Denny tweets about Patton killing his wife from his verified account
44 23 comments 2019-09-23 985x in r/opieradio
James Hefner appreciates Dawn Cumia
39 9 comments 2019-08-25 985x in r/onacpm
Just because we've graduated to contacting CPS doesn't mean I'm gonna stop taking your twitter away
38 7 comments 2019-09-25 985x in r/opieradio
Joe trying to fight back against Reddit
32 10 comments 2019-08-29 985x in r/opie_anthony
Joe Cumia - Taken for a Fool
31 1 comments 2019-09-06 985x in r/thecellartable
Don't miss out on the cow tipping before farmer Joe locks the gate!
31 3 comments 2019-08-31 985x in r/opie_anthony
Yeah take down our subs, Joe! Then we'll be left with nothing to do besides contact Child Protective Services about your buddy Jeff, and Crime Stoppers about the dozens of crimes you've admitted to. This is a brilliant plan! Keep it up!
28 3 comments 2019-09-21 985x in r/stillhilarious
Joe got suspended? I wonder how that happened...
27 13 comments 2019-09-25 985x in r/opieradio
Joe really thought he was the one taking the subs down and could come brag about this one going in 3...2...1... oops we're still here 2 hours later
26 15 comments 2019-09-24 985x in r/opieradio
This is how Joe actually thinks a meeting with CPS would go
25 29 comments 2019-09-26 985x in r/opieradio
Imagine looking exactly like the stereotypical drawing of your people
24 17 comments 2019-09-26 985x in r/opieradio
He got the girl
22 14 comments 2019-08-17 985x in r/onaxyz
The Deterioration of Anthony Cumia (as told by Getty Images)
17 5 comments 2019-09-01 985x in r/loganlynn
Friday Sept. 20 at 9pm @KatiesSmithtown Long Island NY. ROTGUT (Red Hot Chili Peppers) 10pm and BOMBTRACK (Rage Against The Machine) 11pm. A night of heavy 90’s that you don’t want to miss!
17 18 comments 2019-09-02 985x in r/opie_anthony
Why was Sam so eager to verify AntH's SelfCuttingGirl story?
15 6 comments 2019-09-02 985x in r/opie_anthony
Musicians infinitely more talented than Joe Cumia 1/∞
15 2 comments 2019-08-24 985x in r/onacpm
Hello Joe
13 1 comments 2019-09-04 985x in r/opie_anthony
That time Joe Cumia wrote a song about raping a 5 or 6 year old girl and thought it was hilarious. Make sure you don't mention this to CPS
12 6 comments 2019-09-24 985x in r/opieradio
Joe claims ownership of the song he wrote about sneaking into his 5 or 6 year old daughter's room and raping her
12 6 comments 2019-09-25 985x in r/opieradio
Moo
12 1 comments 2019-08-17 985x in r/onaxyz
I know Hansen isn't what he used to be, but he agreed to investigate an IRL streamer watched by 200 people. We could absolutely get him to cover Ant.
11 4 comments 2019-08-23 985x in r/onacpm
Dave and Ant discuss Joe's name change
10 1 comments 2019-08-27 985x in r/loganlynn
Daniel Ben Dovid Ross readies himself to take down the goyim populating the OpieRadio subreddit
9 5 comments 2019-09-27 985x in r/opieradio
Artie agrees to pay $979.73 bill in monthly installments which he will likely die before completing.
6 26 comments 2019-09-27 985x in r/opieradio
Is there a reason no one has reuploaded Anthony Cumia's Demented World?
6 0 comments 2019-08-17 985x in r/onaxyz
AntH vs. JoeyH
6 0 comments 2019-08-18 985x in r/onaxyz
Replace the bongs with Chinese guitars and Fortnite with DMCAing Reddit and you basically have Joe
4 2 comments 2019-08-21 985x in r/onaxyz
Are you telling me Joe got suspended for promising to get a sub shutdown and now Reddit is going to disregard all his reports because he's been flagged as a problem? Well, that's a real shame.
3 0 comments 2019-09-25 985x in r/opieradio
Moo
3 0 comments 2019-09-09 985x in r/thecellartable
REMINDER: Once @TheCumia is banned @JosephCumia will be considered ban evasion
3 0 comments 2019-09-18 985x in r/radiojocktober
Hey Joe, does your peodphilic brother have a countdown clock on Layla like he used to have for underage celebs?
1 0 comments 2019-09-26 985x in r/opieradio
Hey deadbeat, we're already at 652 members in just 14 hours. You will never win.
1 0 comments 2019-09-06 985x in r/thecellartable
Ben Dovid
1 7 comments 2019-09-10 985x in r/thecellartable
The guys from the Fatrick sub are the reason ours keep getting shutdown. One, in particular, got the forum site shut down by posting death threats and KP. He routinely brags about how he's filing false reports on every sub we use. Stop giving Joe credit, as funny as it may be.
1 3 comments 2019-09-12 985x in r/radiojocktober
*squirts*
1 2 comments 2019-09-12 985x in r/radiojocktober
That time Joe got caught playing in his AntH's underwear
1 0 comments 2019-09-15 985x in r/radiojocktober
This is all your fault, Joe
1 0 comments 2019-09-16 985x in r/radiojocktober
How to report @JosephCumia for ban evasion (Link to archived tweet in the comments)
1 7 comments 2019-09-19 985x in r/blackcaviar
Joe Cumia - Taken for a Fool
1 5 comments 2019-09-19 985x in r/blackcaviar
Time to go, Joe
1 17 comments 2019-09-19 985x in r/blackcaviar
She's a squirter
1 0 comments 2019-09-20 985x in r/blackcaviar
It would be a real shame if someone reported all of these before the account was locked again (it's abusive or harmful->it directs hate against a protected category->a group of people)
1 0 comments 2019-08-30 985x in r/opie_anthony
She's a squirter
1 1 comments 2019-08-23 985x in r/onacpm
"Double down!" -- "What?" -- "You always double down!" -- "I know, but this is a felony." -- "If you don't look like you know what you're doing..."
1 0 comments 2019-08-25 985x in r/onacpm
Got a little bumpy coming out of the weather (in the air as I write this) and the flight attendant looks at me and says to the cabin, "We had to go through this stuff to come pick you guys up, just hang in there, everything is going to be ok"... I had to flash her this look:
1 2 comments 2019-08-26 985x in r/onacpm
Dear James
1 8 comments 2019-08-26 985x in r/onacpm
What do you think Guy Oseary, the Jewish gentleman who manages U2 and runs Maverick Management, would say if he found out about James' fascination with Nazi Germany, his blatant hatred for non-whites and the amount of money he's generated using U2's catalog without ever obtaining a license to do so?
1 6 comments 2019-08-26 985x in r/onacpm
REMINDER: You can see all the embarrassing pictures and videos James is trying to scrub from the internet at...
1 3 comments 2019-08-26 985x in r/onacpm
Joe Cumia/James Hefner claimed to be a member of "The Good Rats". It is his only credit big enough to warrant a Wikipedia page. Amazingly, he's not on it... but 30 other guys are.
1 7 comments 2019-08-26 985x in r/onacpm
The Strokes (feat. Joe Cumia) - Taken for a Fool
1 0 comments 2019-09-10 985x in r/nicesubstupid
Does Layla wait for Joe to die before changing her name or does she do it the day she turns 18? (or is this a trick question because Joe will be dead long before her 18th birthday?)
1 7 comments 2019-09-11 985x in r/nicesubstupid
Has Joe ever explained why he was playing around in his little brother's underwear while he was sleeping?
1 5 comments 2019-09-20 985x in r/plasticbagconvention
Moo Oyster Cult
1 0 comments 2019-08-09 985x in r/opieandanthonyxyz
More embarrassing... Gervais mistaking Jim for Blobby or IMDB mistakes Jim for Blobby?
1 0 comments 2019-08-15 985x in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Eric Crapton
1 1 comments 2019-08-16 985x in r/onaxyz
Eric Crapton
1 2 comments 2019-08-16 985x in r/onaxyz
He got the girl
1 2 comments 2019-08-17 985x in r/onaxyz
Any of you kids need a new iPad?
1 2 comments 2019-08-18 985x in r/onaxyz
Salvaged from the old sub
1 2 comments 2019-08-20 985x in r/onaxyz
"I'm in a U2 tribute band." -- "Oh yeah, I remember seeing Bono pull your singer on stage!" -- "... no. I'm in the other U2 tribute band." -- "Hahaha! But, seriously, how cool was it meeting Bono?" -- *sobbing*
1 8 comments 2019-08-21 985x in r/onaxyz
Joe's Hendrix impression is so bad that youtube's copyright system doesn't even flag it
1 0 comments 2019-09-21 985x in r/stillhilarious
At this point I'm just having fun wasting Joe's time making him file DMCAs while his girlfriend waits to go to the pool. Here's how he thinks a meeting with CPS would go. Remember to keep contacting them until they act. Poor Layla's future is at stake.
1 7 comments 2019-10-01 985x in r/opieandanthony2
Remember that time a convicted child rapist simulated oral sex with a retarded man in Joe's house?
1 4 comments 2019-10-01 985x in r/opieandanthony2
The Strokes (feat. Joe Cumia) - Taken for a Fool
1 1 comments 2019-10-01 985x in r/opieandanthony2
Joe loves his sister
0 0 comments 2019-08-28 985x in r/loganlynn
Any of you kids need a new iPad?
0 1 comments 2019-08-18 985x in r/onaxyz