RIP
92 14 comments 2019-08-22 TheRealJirnNorton in r/onacpm
RIP
89 18 comments 2019-08-27 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
We're two guys... that think taking care of your daughter is overrated!
76 27 comments 2019-09-06 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
Patrick accusing nazis of tanking his book reviews over a year ago, before any of us had even heard of him.
65 20 comments 2019-09-03 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
I used to get so fuckin high, man. Everybody at work would call me toast.
64 16 comments 2019-05-03 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opienanthony
"Please don't hurt me, thirtymilligrams. I'll suck your cock if you promise not to beat me up." - Joe Cumia, former internet tough guy
61 7 comments 2019-06-02 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Patrick S Tomlinson paid $60 so a real man could come over and grind a tiny tree stump for him
54 18 comments 2019-05-16 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opienanthony
Imagine paying $40 for an online IQ test to get a bunch of strangers to quit calling you stupid
54 4 comments 2019-08-20 TheRealJirnNorton in r/onaxyz
Can we just make this the new sub?
51 32 comments 2019-08-27 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
Faggot
51 23 comments 2019-06-14 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Joe Cumia
50 22 comments 2019-08-27 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
It was fun while it lasted, boys
48 3 comments 2019-05-30 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opieandanthonyxyz
How in the fuck did we outlast the other sub?
47 11 comments 2019-09-06 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
You got something to say, baby boy? Didn't think so, or I'll have my body guard take care of you. He's a real problem.
42 8 comments 2019-07-15 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opieandanthonyxyz
REMINDER: This faggot got addicted to fucking Nyquil
40 7 comments 2019-04-20 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opienanthony
Boy, I sure am tired of authors these days dismissing honest appraisals of their work as trolling. It sure is a nice touch that goodreads allows you to delete replies to your reviews to prevent this from happening.
36 4 comments 2019-05-21 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opienanthony
Does not have the makings of a varsity sci-fi writer
31 11 comments 2019-08-27 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
Women Patrick Tomlinson would love to assault (1/whatever)
30 3 comments 2019-04-30 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opienanthony
Theory: Patrick calls us "child" because he's looking to fill the paternal void left in his soul after signing away his parental rights
30 4 comments 2019-09-04 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
Go tell it to the holocaust survivors, child
28 35 comments 2019-04-23 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opienanthony
Video of the bagel store manlet courting a potential mate. How many times do you think Norton has done the same thing?
26 28 comments 2019-07-14 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Fatty fatty two-by-four, how the fuck does he fit through the door?
25 8 comments 2019-09-08 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
People more committed to their diet and exercise regimens than Joe Cumia (1/everyone)
25 23 comments 2019-08-18 TheRealJirnNorton in r/onaxyz
Have you guys seen this big tough guy posting in r/politics? He's a real piece of work
24 6 comments 2019-04-22 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opienanthony
So are we all going to form a gang when we get sent to prison in Wisconsin for our very serious cyber crimes? I hope so, because I don't think any of the other gangs will pick me up during the draft
22 4 comments 2019-09-05 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
I hear this Patrick Tomlinson guy is saying he ain't gay no more. What did he do, go to the schick center for 3 weeks? I know this guy sees a boy scout troop he buckles to his knees. Look pal, I quit cigarettes too, you need a dick in your mouth, that's your problem. Oh!
22 3 comments 2019-09-06 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
I cannot believe Reddit admins would allow a known "at-large" criminal to continue to be a moderator.
21 1 comments 2019-04-20 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opienanthony
What did Patrick mean by this?
20 7 comments 2019-09-03 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
In case you forgot, we're dealing with an ACTUAL tough guy
19 1 comments 2019-09-19 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn2
Joe cumia
18 3 comments 2019-08-22 TheRealJirnNorton in r/onacpm
Tough Crowd was great. Also a wonderful example of Norton making the exact same jokes 16 years ago
18 11 comments 2019-06-21 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opieandanthonyxyz
This sub needs some dig-nity
18 3 comments 2019-08-16 TheRealJirnNorton in r/onaxyz
Don't remember who originally posted this, but its beautiful. The Mount Rushmore of Faggotry
17 6 comments 2019-09-21 TheRealJirnNorton in r/stillhilarious
Backup sub for Patrick bashing in case this bitch goes down
15 10 comments 2019-09-06 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
Ya know, I'm getting to the point where I have half a mind to head on down to Reddit HQ and give these Reddit admins a good dressing down
15 2 comments 2019-09-21 TheRealJirnNorton in r/stillhilarious
Joe Cumia, a high school dropout, is more capable of getting a sub shut down than Patrick. Patrick is officially Joe's bitch.
14 3 comments 2019-09-12 TheRealJirnNorton in r/starshiprepo
I wonder what a certain "pretty" "little" psycho had on her mind when she wrote this 🤔
13 6 comments 2019-04-26 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opienanthony
Patrick S Tomlinson? What's the S stand for? Suckin dicks?
12 9 comments 2019-04-22 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opienanthony
The perfect example of Jim's wormy personality. Who the fuck does this?
12 3 comments 2019-07-19 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Homo Queersicle
12 1 comments 2019-06-30 TheRealJirnNorton in r/obscurity
I don't think I would feel comfortable leaving a slow-witted, overweight, junkie, serial shoplifter in charge of a group of people in any setting. Like as a subreddit moderator, for example. Just doesn't seem like a responsibility this type of person would be able to handle.
11 1 comments 2019-04-18 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opienanthony
When you brood too much for these babyboy admins
11 0 comments 2019-09-21 TheRealJirnNorton in r/stillhilarious
Even random websites know what Patrick is
10 4 comments 2019-04-26 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opienanthony
Fuckin Grizzly Adams ova here
10 9 comments 2019-08-27 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
More responsible Patrick Tomlinsons than that one sci-fi author
10 5 comments 2019-09-13 TheRealJirnNorton in r/starshiprepo
Anybody have the videos of Anth and Joe's drunken Instagram live karaoke night, where they totally owned the haters?
9 6 comments 2019-09-06 TheRealJirnNorton in r/thecellartable
u/iscarabaid99's fantasy after he makes another post about this place. "We were wrong and you were right"
9 2 comments 2019-04-18 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opienanthony
Haha holy shit was scrolling through that little nothing's Twitter when I saw this
9 1 comments 2019-08-17 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
Backup subs
9 6 comments 2019-08-27 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
opienanthony.com head over there faggots
9 0 comments 2019-05-30 TheRealJirnNorton in r/terryclifford
Opienanthony.com might be the place to regroup?
9 10 comments 2019-05-30 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Current pat subs, get em while they're hot folks
9 5 comments 2019-09-19 TheRealJirnNorton in r/obscurity
Fatty pneumonia
9 4 comments 2019-09-21 TheRealJirnNorton in r/stillhilarious
Some rapper made a song about Patrick. Truly shocking.
5 3 comments 2019-04-23 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opienanthony
People that have healthier relationships with their mother than Patrick S Tomlinson
3 3 comments 2019-05-02 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opienanthony
Fuck I wanna eat god dammit
3 6 comments 2019-06-27 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Let opienanthony.com be your lantern through this dark night
3 1 comments 2019-05-30 TheRealJirnNorton in r/obscurity
A certain overweight sci-fi author is back on twitter with a harrowing tale of bravery
2 5 comments 2019-07-29 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
A fat nerd tries to silence our beloved Dr. Steve
2 0 comments 2019-09-21 TheRealJirnNorton in r/stillhilarious
r/loganlynn is the new place for all of our lost children
2 1 comments 2019-08-27 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opieandfriends
Hey Patrick, how many copies of Starship Repo did you sell this month?
1 2 comments 2019-09-19 TheRealJirnNorton in r/patcels
Jim weighs in with some very heartfelt words about Carl's passing
1 16 comments 2019-09-22 TheRealJirnNorton in r/metalgbt
When somebody drops a bratwurst
1 2 comments 2019-10-02 TheRealJirnNorton in r/feednana
Joe cumia
1 2 comments 2019-09-22 TheRealJirnNorton in r/louiebeans
Jim weighs in with some very heartfelt words about Carl's passing
1 31 comments 2019-09-22 TheRealJirnNorton in r/louiebeans
Reminder: Patrick Tomlinson cheated during the Brewer's Half Marathon by cutting two spots
1 9 comments 2019-09-22 TheRealJirnNorton in r/louiebeans
This guy owes me 20 and he keeps dawdshin me. Should I crack him one or what?
1 2 comments 2019-09-22 TheRealJirnNorton in r/louiebeans
Boy we sure got ourselves into a pickle this time, huh fellas?
1 14 comments 2019-09-23 TheRealJirnNorton in r/louiebeans
Current Patso subs
1 0 comments 2019-09-20 TheRealJirnNorton in r/terryclifford
Immunized against all dangers
1 8 comments 2019-09-12 TheRealJirnNorton in r/nicesubstupid
After everything that's happened, I just want you guys to know: I've got your six, and I'm really fucking cranky
1 4 comments 2019-09-20 TheRealJirnNorton in r/plasticbagconvention
In case you weren't aware, this is what an ACTUAL tough guy looks like
1 3 comments 2019-09-20 TheRealJirnNorton in r/plasticbagconvention
We're two guys... that love breaking the law and filing false DMCAs!
1 5 comments 2019-09-20 TheRealJirnNorton in r/plasticbagconvention
I would just like to mention
1 0 comments 2019-09-20 TheRealJirnNorton in r/plasticbagconvention
Things Anthony won't like (1/6 million): James Bond may be a black woman
1 1 comments 2019-07-14 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opieandanthonyxyz
Better writers than Patrick Tomlinson (1/All)
1 0 comments 2019-09-19 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn2
People better at handling online criticism than Patrick
1 7 comments 2019-09-20 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn2
The face of an old testament sex god
1 7 comments 2019-09-20 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn2
"Get your life together and stop living with cats like a child" - A grown man that plays with star wars dolls
1 8 comments 2019-09-17 TheRealJirnNorton in r/starshippedo
A certain cow-eyed fat slob is suspiciously quiet this morning. Why would that be? 🤔
1 6 comments 2019-05-29 TheRealJirnNorton in r/scorch
J.C., You'd best avoid your daughter ever being in your brother's presence at all costs. That's all I'll say. Go back on your testosterone meds for your own sake. You're a fat sack of shit who needs to be corrected, and permanently euthanized. For your own sake.
1 4 comments 2019-05-29 TheRealJirnNorton in r/scorch
Let's list some fun facts about Joe Cumia for the folks at home.
1 15 comments 2019-05-30 TheRealJirnNorton in r/scorch
People with a more wholesome lifestyle than Jim Norton
1 5 comments 2019-09-22 TheRealJirnNorton in r/stillhilarious
#RUIZING
1 0 comments 2019-09-22 TheRealJirnNorton in r/stillhilarious
Joe Cumia and Patrick Tomlinson are clinking martini glasses of child fun in celebration right now
1 0 comments 2019-09-20 TheRealJirnNorton in r/prancersalley
Joe Cumia and Patrick Tomlinson are clinking martini glasses of toddler cum in celebration right now
1 4 comments 2019-09-20 TheRealJirnNorton in r/prancersalley
Anybody have the videos of Anth and Joe's drunken Instagram live karaoke night, where they totally owned the haters?
0 0 comments 2019-09-06 TheRealJirnNorton in r/loganlynn
Opienanthony.com, go there my children
0 0 comments 2019-05-30 TheRealJirnNorton in r/opieandanthony2