user/TheRealJirnNorton
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RIP
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14 comments
2019-08-22
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/onacpm
RIP
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18 comments
2019-08-27
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
We're two guys... that think taking care of your daughter is overrated!
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27 comments
2019-09-06
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
Patrick accusing nazis of tanking his book reviews over a year ago, before any of us had even heard of him.
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20 comments
2019-09-03
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
I used to get so fuckin high, man. Everybody at work would call me toast.
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16 comments
2019-05-03
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opienanthony
"Please don't hurt me, thirtymilligrams. I'll suck your cock if you promise not to beat me up." - Joe Cumia, former internet tough guy
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7 comments
2019-06-02
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opieandanthonyxyz
Patrick S Tomlinson paid $60 so a real man could come over and grind a tiny tree stump for him
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18 comments
2019-05-16
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opienanthony
Imagine paying $40 for an online IQ test to get a bunch of strangers to quit calling you stupid
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4 comments
2019-08-20
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/onaxyz
Can we just make this the new sub?
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32 comments
2019-08-27
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
Faggot
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23 comments
2019-06-14
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opieandanthonyxyz
Joe Cumia
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22 comments
2019-08-27
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
It was fun while it lasted, boys
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3 comments
2019-05-30
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opieandanthonyxyz
How in the fuck did we outlast the other sub?
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11 comments
2019-09-06
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
You got something to say, baby boy? Didn't think so, or I'll have my body guard take care of you. He's a real problem.
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8 comments
2019-07-15
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opieandanthonyxyz
REMINDER: This faggot got addicted to fucking Nyquil
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7 comments
2019-04-20
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opienanthony
Boy, I sure am tired of authors these days dismissing honest appraisals of their work as trolling. It sure is a nice touch that goodreads allows you to delete replies to your reviews to prevent this from happening.
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4 comments
2019-05-21
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opienanthony
Does not have the makings of a varsity sci-fi writer
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11 comments
2019-08-27
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
Women Patrick Tomlinson would love to assault (1/whatever)
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3 comments
2019-04-30
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opienanthony
Theory: Patrick calls us "child" because he's looking to fill the paternal void left in his soul after signing away his parental rights
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4 comments
2019-09-04
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
Go tell it to the holocaust survivors, child
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35 comments
2019-04-23
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opienanthony
Video of the bagel store manlet courting a potential mate. How many times do you think Norton has done the same thing?
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28 comments
2019-07-14
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opieandanthonyxyz
Fatty fatty two-by-four, how the fuck does he fit through the door?
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8 comments
2019-09-08
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
People more committed to their diet and exercise regimens than Joe Cumia (1/everyone)
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23 comments
2019-08-18
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/onaxyz
Have you guys seen this big tough guy posting in r/politics? He's a real piece of work
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6 comments
2019-04-22
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opienanthony
So are we all going to form a gang when we get sent to prison in Wisconsin for our very serious cyber crimes? I hope so, because I don't think any of the other gangs will pick me up during the draft
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4 comments
2019-09-05
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
I hear this Patrick Tomlinson guy is saying he ain't gay no more. What did he do, go to the schick center for 3 weeks? I know this guy sees a boy scout troop he buckles to his knees. Look pal, I quit cigarettes too, you need a dick in your mouth, that's your problem. Oh!
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3 comments
2019-09-06
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
I cannot believe Reddit admins would allow a known "at-large" criminal to continue to be a moderator.
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1 comments
2019-04-20
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opienanthony
What did Patrick mean by this?
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7 comments
2019-09-03
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
In case you forgot, we're dealing with an ACTUAL tough guy
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1 comments
2019-09-19
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn2
Joe cumia
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3 comments
2019-08-22
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/onacpm
Tough Crowd was great. Also a wonderful example of Norton making the exact same jokes 16 years ago
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11 comments
2019-06-21
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opieandanthonyxyz
This sub needs some dig-nity
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3 comments
2019-08-16
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/onaxyz
Don't remember who originally posted this, but its beautiful. The Mount Rushmore of Faggotry
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6 comments
2019-09-21
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/stillhilarious
Backup sub for Patrick bashing in case this bitch goes down
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10 comments
2019-09-06
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
Ya know, I'm getting to the point where I have half a mind to head on down to Reddit HQ and give these Reddit admins a good dressing down
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2 comments
2019-09-21
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/stillhilarious
Joe Cumia, a high school dropout, is more capable of getting a sub shut down than Patrick. Patrick is officially Joe's bitch.
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3 comments
2019-09-12
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/starshiprepo
I wonder what a certain "pretty" "little" psycho had on her mind when she wrote this 🤔
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6 comments
2019-04-26
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opienanthony
Patrick S Tomlinson? What's the S stand for? Suckin dicks?
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9 comments
2019-04-22
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opienanthony
The perfect example of Jim's wormy personality. Who the fuck does this?
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3 comments
2019-07-19
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opieandanthonyxyz
Homo Queersicle
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1 comments
2019-06-30
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/obscurity
I don't think I would feel comfortable leaving a slow-witted, overweight, junkie, serial shoplifter in charge of a group of people in any setting. Like as a subreddit moderator, for example. Just doesn't seem like a responsibility this type of person would be able to handle.
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1 comments
2019-04-18
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opienanthony
When you brood too much for these babyboy admins
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0 comments
2019-09-21
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/stillhilarious
Even random websites know what Patrick is
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4 comments
2019-04-26
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opienanthony
Fuckin Grizzly Adams ova here
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9 comments
2019-08-27
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
More responsible Patrick Tomlinsons than that one sci-fi author
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5 comments
2019-09-13
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/starshiprepo
Anybody have the videos of Anth and Joe's drunken Instagram live karaoke night, where they totally owned the haters?
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6 comments
2019-09-06
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/thecellartable
u/iscarabaid99's fantasy after he makes another post about this place. "We were wrong and you were right"
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2 comments
2019-04-18
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opienanthony
Haha holy shit was scrolling through that little nothing's Twitter when I saw this
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1 comments
2019-08-17
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
Backup subs
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6 comments
2019-08-27
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
opienanthony.com head over there faggots
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0 comments
2019-05-30
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/terryclifford
Opienanthony.com might be the place to regroup?
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10 comments
2019-05-30
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opieandanthonyxyz
Current pat subs, get em while they're hot folks
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5 comments
2019-09-19
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/obscurity
Fatty pneumonia
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4 comments
2019-09-21
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/stillhilarious
Some rapper made a song about Patrick. Truly shocking.
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3 comments
2019-04-23
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opienanthony
People that have healthier relationships with their mother than Patrick S Tomlinson
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3 comments
2019-05-02
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opienanthony
Fuck I wanna eat god dammit
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6 comments
2019-06-27
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opieandanthonyxyz
Let opienanthony.com be your lantern through this dark night
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1 comments
2019-05-30
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/obscurity
A certain overweight sci-fi author is back on twitter with a harrowing tale of bravery
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5 comments
2019-07-29
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
A fat nerd tries to silence our beloved Dr. Steve
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0 comments
2019-09-21
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/stillhilarious
r/loganlynn is the new place for all of our lost children
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1 comments
2019-08-27
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opieandfriends
Hey Patrick, how many copies of Starship Repo did you sell this month?
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2 comments
2019-09-19
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/patcels
Jim weighs in with some very heartfelt words about Carl's passing
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16 comments
2019-09-22
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/metalgbt
When somebody drops a bratwurst
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2 comments
2019-10-02
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/feednana
Joe cumia
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2 comments
2019-09-22
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/louiebeans
Jim weighs in with some very heartfelt words about Carl's passing
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31 comments
2019-09-22
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/louiebeans
Reminder: Patrick Tomlinson cheated during the Brewer's Half Marathon by cutting two spots
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9 comments
2019-09-22
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/louiebeans
This guy owes me 20 and he keeps dawdshin me. Should I crack him one or what?
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2 comments
2019-09-22
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/louiebeans
Boy we sure got ourselves into a pickle this time, huh fellas?
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14 comments
2019-09-23
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/louiebeans
Current Patso subs
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0 comments
2019-09-20
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/terryclifford
Immunized against all dangers
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8 comments
2019-09-12
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/nicesubstupid
After everything that's happened, I just want you guys to know: I've got your six, and I'm really fucking cranky
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4 comments
2019-09-20
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/plasticbagconvention
In case you weren't aware, this is what an ACTUAL tough guy looks like
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3 comments
2019-09-20
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/plasticbagconvention
We're two guys... that love breaking the law and filing false DMCAs!
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5 comments
2019-09-20
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/plasticbagconvention
I would just like to mention
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2019-09-20
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/plasticbagconvention
Things Anthony won't like (1/6 million): James Bond may be a black woman
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1 comments
2019-07-14
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opieandanthonyxyz
Better writers than Patrick Tomlinson (1/All)
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0 comments
2019-09-19
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn2
People better at handling online criticism than Patrick
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7 comments
2019-09-20
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn2
The face of an old testament sex god
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7 comments
2019-09-20
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn2
"Get your life together and stop living with cats like a child" - A grown man that plays with star wars dolls
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8 comments
2019-09-17
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/starshippedo
A certain cow-eyed fat slob is suspiciously quiet this morning. Why would that be? 🤔
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6 comments
2019-05-29
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/scorch
J.C., You'd best avoid your daughter ever being in your brother's presence at all costs. That's all I'll say. Go back on your testosterone meds for your own sake. You're a fat sack of shit who needs to be corrected, and permanently euthanized. For your own sake.
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4 comments
2019-05-29
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/scorch
Let's list some fun facts about Joe Cumia for the folks at home.
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15 comments
2019-05-30
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/scorch
People with a more wholesome lifestyle than Jim Norton
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5 comments
2019-09-22
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/stillhilarious
#RUIZING
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2019-09-22
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/stillhilarious
Joe Cumia and Patrick Tomlinson are clinking martini glasses of child fun in celebration right now
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0 comments
2019-09-20
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/prancersalley
Joe Cumia and Patrick Tomlinson are clinking martini glasses of toddler cum in celebration right now
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4 comments
2019-09-20
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/prancersalley
Anybody have the videos of Anth and Joe's drunken Instagram live karaoke night, where they totally owned the haters?
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0 comments
2019-09-06
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/loganlynn
Opienanthony.com, go there my children
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0 comments
2019-05-30
TheRealJirnNorton
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r/opieandanthony2